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#17364 (5/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+meb> after ten minutes of trying to get him off
<+meb> it did it automaticly..
<+meb> yay |
#17363 (18/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@SixSyx6> ugly is ok as long as I don't have to kiss them
<@SixSyx6> or look at them |
#17361 (215/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Thwark): if masturbating improved penis growth, not only would we all *know*, but it would have entire library wings dedicated to the study. |
#17359 (63/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«+kennyv» drakkhen: heh, a buddy of mine offered me a p3 800mhz for 80 bucks about a year ago
«+kennyv» but i was like "GRRR FUCK INTEL BITCH"
«+kennyv» then i carved an amd logo into my chest with an old isa sound card |
#17357 (0/187) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<||Rune||> and I do have it , but I dont dcc
<Nullifier> Use a DCCondom ||Rune||
<||Rune||> dude they break |
#17355 (6/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stryker> i dunno, RPGs are pretty cool
<bounty> i'm a level 10 mage in planescape
<Stryker> yeah mages are cool at higher levels
<Sonicstorm> i'd level up in asskicking |
#17352 (183/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+ParaBytes> i have this weird problem
<+GoodScrat> rub vasoline on it and don't play with it for a week |
#17347 (101/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kinzillah> I'm going to build a random number generator that works, it will be a small mechanical device that shakes dice and then reads what number came up, then we will have real random number in computers, none of this seeding with the timer shit. |
#17346 (108/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<harb> I'm good at designing things, usually.
<harb> Implemting is another matter. :|
<harb> Implementing. blah.
<homeslice> Spelling also poses a problem. |
#17345 (-1/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mal> dom: hey, when are you gonna put the MMM pics up? or did you not recieve any yet? :]
<kinzillah> Mal: why do you want pictures of men in boxers?
<Mal> kinzillah: because I was one of them :] |
#17344 (186/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<homeslice> <Arbo> I'm making a personal call to tell someone I'll be working through lunch, and I get fired for it.
<kitten> A PERSONAL CALL
<kitten> YOU MONSTER
<kitten> YOU SHOULD BE HANGED
<homeslice> He's going to hell now.
<homeslice> That's like the 14th commandment.
<homeslice> On the tablet that Moses broke.
<kitten> I think the 11th was "Thou Shalt Not Pay A Lot For A Muffler". |
#17340 (117/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reston> make jizz ice cubes
<reston> thats a fun party prank
<stu> you realize that's cryogenics
<reston> yeah but imagine when a chick puts one in her drink
<stu> what if she puts it up her twat
<reston> the sperm will be dead
<stu> she could get pregnant from an icecube
<stu> no it wouldn't
<reston> yea it would
<stu> uh.
<stu> how do you think IVF works?
<reston> theyre organisms
<reston> theyd die
<reston> i dunno
<reston> you know too much about sperm
<stu> well, i have a lot. |
#17337 (91/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Topic is '#Animorphs: Part of a complete breakfast! Now with Vitamins A, B1, OMG and WTF!' |
#17334 (111/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i keep hearing about |
#17333 (131/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MisterZ> You're all retards, only retards join this channel hahahaha! |
#17327 (149/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dragon-Beast> Not being a genius doesn't mean I would be a dumbass.
<Frozen-Solid> in your case it does
<Dragon-Beast> My case?
<Dragon-Beast> Why would it be my case?
<Frozen-Solid> because you are a dumbass |
#17326 (9/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[56]Firestorm_dude_slick> is there anyway to play a 350 mhz game on a 300 mhz processor? |
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<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> oh geez, oh geez... my roomate was doing a mission in GTA3 (the one where you pick up the limo and all the mafia guys), well anyways, all the fish trucks are hitting him and blocking him in. finally he gets by but not before he catches fire and blows up.. he then punches his monitor, that's when i leave. i hear a keyboard getting slapped something hitting a wall and stuff falling off his desk.. all to the words of "FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS, GOD DAMNIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!!!" oh jesus, he was sincere too.. it's like that vid where the guy threw his monitor down the stair well |
#17302 (0/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<isajeep> I try to blossum once or twice a year
<isajeep> usually alone at night |
#17301 (20/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Claus> I sell children to old women
<Claus> and they stuff them up their uterus
<Isajeep> oh my god |
#17300 (6/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Isajeep> I wanna get some of those aguilera short shorts
<Isajeep> I think they'd fit me well |
#17298 (4/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xenothrope> WHO IS THE MOST TALENTED PRON STAR?!?!
<hoho> ron jeremy
<[H]Lasuuco> me
<[H]Lasuuco> i can wack off on command
<xenothrope> peter north owns jeremy
<hoho> nah
<isajeep> ummm
<[H]Lasuuco> lol
<isajeep> im not prepared to argue the better parts of male porn stars
<NickBlasta> dont lie jeep
<hoho> jeep, im going by the fact that the guy is fat, ugly, and old but still gets laid every day.
<isajeep> I said im not prepared...I don't have my slides ready
<xenothrope> lmao jeep
<isajeep> hoho thats because he(like me) has mastered his body
<NickBlasta> ROFL
<isajeep> wait
<hoho> so you're fat and ugly like him?
<isajeep> that might sund wrong
<isajeep> *sound |
#17297 (131/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Enhanced> but ya i'm gonna paint my intake on my car
<Enhanced> can i use spray paint?
<NT5> ummm..... what other kind of paint did you think there was available?? latex flat wall?
<Roppongi> finger paint
<Enhanced> i just dont wanna use paintbrush kind of paint
<NT5> lol
<NT5> paintbrush kind of paint.... that's good
<NT5> get out the roller billy-bubba
<Enhanced> well shit i dont know anything about paint
<Enhanced> except finger paint
<NT5> we gonna paint us a car |
#17295 (3/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Claus> I was a female black woman in a past life according to this site |
#17294 (0/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phoenix15> God, I wish someone was here. I am getting goofy
<isajeep> no comment |
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