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<reston> make jizz ice cubes
<reston> thats a fun party prank
<stu> you realize that's cryogenics
<reston> yeah but imagine when a chick puts one in her drink
<stu> what if she puts it up her twat
<reston> the sperm will be dead
<stu> she could get pregnant from an icecube
<stu> no it wouldn't
<reston> yea it would
<stu> uh.
<stu> how do you think IVF works?
<reston> theyre organisms
<reston> theyd die
<reston> i dunno
<reston> you know too much about sperm
<stu> well, i have a lot.
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