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<homeslice> <Arbo> I'm making a personal call to tell someone I'll be working through lunch, and I get fired for it.
<kitten> A PERSONAL CALL
<kitten> YOU MONSTER
<kitten> YOU SHOULD BE HANGED
<homeslice> He's going to hell now.
<homeslice> That's like the 14th commandment.
<homeslice> On the tablet that Moses broke.
<kitten> I think the 11th was "Thou Shalt Not Pay A Lot For A Muffler".
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