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#17630 (12/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tps-> SAT I Verbal: 390-480 89%
<tps-> SAT I Math: 390-470 89%
<tps-> ACT Composite:
<tps-> - 29%
<tps-> WOAW
<tps-> WOW
<tps-> I CAN SO GET IN THERE
<tps-> thats like 700 SAT
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> wow!
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> i hope its nice
* tps- goes to check
<tps-> that High Point has some hot chickz
<tps-> 95% Black/Non-Hispanic
<tps-> % Hispanic
<tps-> 2% White/Non-Hispanic
<tps-> wow
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> thats kinda degrading.. |
#17539 (21/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to torment me with mockery and derision. |
#17483 (277/437) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JustNoodle> be right back
<JustNoodle> it's time for my daily sacrifice of a virgin
<meatwad_> you're committing suicide?! |
#17475 (-1/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Techniq throws salt in FG's eyes
* FuNGuY throws ass in techo's dick |
#17474 (-2/355) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eller> I'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH MY HAND TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!! |
#17469 (267/439) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
HolyViper7: im confused as to how i'm still allowed to breathe the same oxygen as other human beings. i just bought some tic tacs, and most of em are gone... and you know how some tic tacs get like, stuck? well, see, i didnt wanna make too much noise so i put the tic tac container in my lap and i hit the container. it was then i realized i had testicles. it was quite painful |
#17464 (0/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thodin> I'm known to be download happy... I think I have seven copies of the same track.... :/
<Thodin> and that's not counting any copies I have on MP3 CD, or music CD.... :/ |
#17453 (110/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Diamond> I just got done watching porn.
<Diamond> Which has great music.
<Leper_Mess> ..you watch porn for the music? |
#17452 (171/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<emp|whiskey> icq??? who still uses that?
<jud_> pervs
<zapp> i do
<zapp> oops
<zapp> oh damn. |
#17450 (-1/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Yoshi has quit IRC (Quit: and they found the remains of the child in a tattered, cum-soaked, Care Bears bed sheet.) |
#17435 (78/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pete[z]> my mate gaz was trying to get a blowjob from this girl ok
<Pete[z]> so, he dipp'd his nob in dip cheese at this party
<Pete[z]> anyway
<Pete[z]> so she sucke dhim off
<Pete[z]> then her mother came home
<Pete[z]> grabbed a biscuit
<Pete[z]> and straight for the cheese dip |
#17429 (15/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BluBandit> hello kitty is one cat i'd like to violate |
#17422 (-1/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jemm> this is where he gets his inspiration from
<ZondrZout> I almost spend more time IRC'ing than I spend painting and creating art!
<Morfi_> uhm inspiration from irc ? what do you mean ?
<Jemm> well, talking with bunch of lunatics give funny ideas ;)
<ZondrZout> Not to mention a good QDB!
<Morfi_> QDB what it is ?
<ZondrZout> Quasi Donderende Boombladeren
<ZondrZout> It's Dutch for something like 'positive energie'
<Jemm> QDB is all around us. It binds the Universe together
<Jemm> Use the QDB, ZondrZout! |
#17421 (7/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<isd> if I could suck my dick, I would never leave my house |
#17419 (4/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RoXyaNGeL> any guy who is skinnier than his gf or has bigger boobs than her is wrong -_- |
#17414 (158/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself?
<r0mulus> what?!
<tytu> when you pull your...you know
<r0mulus> hmm
<r0mulus> no
<r0mulus> i don't
<r0mulus> know what you mean
<tytu> you wrap your hand around your dick and then start to pull up and down
<r0mulus> umm... i think your in the wrong channel |
#17405 (29/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Blade> what's for supper my beautiful wife?
<Blade> you on a silver platter?
<Blade> CPU: AMD Athlon Thunderbird clocked at 1453.26 MHz
<Blade> OS: Microsoft Windows 98 Second Edition [4.10.2222]
<Blade> RAM: 257MB / 512MB <29% load>
<Blade> Video: NVIDIA GeForce2 MX/MX 400 (1024x768x16 bits) <63MB/64MB video RAM>
<Blade> Sound: SB Live! Wave Device (Driver Version: 5.0) [Stereo]
<Blade> Network Interfaces: NDIS 5.0 driver (Ethernet) <10000000 bps> [5.4 MB received / 0.3 MB sent]
<Blade> Disk: a:\ ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB....c:\ (WINDOZE)[FAT32]: 4.4GB/4.9GB....d:\ (BUZINESS)[FAT32]: 12.4GB/12.6GB....e:\ (PLEAZURE)[FAT32]: 22.0GB/23.7GB....f:\ ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB
<Blade> Uptime: 0 days, 1 hrs, 2 mins, 3 secs
<SK> what a great prelude to sex.
<SK> system information. |
#17403 (268/435) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hepkitten> also i appear to have lost my bf
<hepkitten> :<
<kinzillah> "lost"? does he respond to ping? |
#17397 (80/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SAMMY> i'm so fucking HAMMERINAEOAED
<SAMMY> i'm getting pototao ships
<SAMMY> chiptns
<SAMMY> fuck it
<LoRdZephyR> SHIPS
<LoRdZephyR> LOL
<LoRdZephyR> gonna go sailing?
<SAMMY> fucking chopked on a ship
<SAMMY> CHOCKING NO FUCKING SHIPS |
#17392 (177/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Danelope> I'm trying to set a password, and they're telling me it's invalid.
<Danelope> Because it can be "derived from another word".
<harb> Yeah.
<harb> It's just calling to passwd, I bet.
<Danelope> They're forcing you to use randomized passwords.
<Danelope> That's fucking retarded. Especially for an FTP-only account.
<harb> Heh.
<Danelope> "Duhhh. You're creating an FTP-only account with its home limited to a single non-primary folder on the Web server! Let's give you shit about a password!"
<Danelope> "Duhhh! There's absolutely no way this information can be used to compromise the system! But we'll still harass you here!"
<homeslice> Make it "Dr3amh0stsu|<s5hit"
<Danelope> "Sorry, that password can be derived from 'dreamhostsucksshit', which is a common password." |
#17390 (210/383) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway
<@Afterglow> everyone idles
< destruct> the "point" is that if you take the third word spoken on the second tuesday of every month of the the third person down in each channel you visit on irc, they will form a description of the path to the lost city of atlantis |
#17389 (-1/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CardboardArmor> The Great Unclean One will get around to your sheet when he isn't busy. Or masturbating. Whatever comes first. |
#17388 (-2/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheBusDriver> the ping from me to the end of my penis is like 3 minutes |
#17380 (203/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SLC> there is a new mp3 addon in the defalt mIRC-releases!!
<SLC> if ya wan to hear a Backstreet Boys song then type /quit playing games with my heart
<SLC> some guy i just talked to said so!! he said it only worked with that song at first, to make it active!!
*** SLC (badass@pc248.cab60a.comtrade.ee) Quit (playing games with my heart) |
#17373 (79/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LoRdZephyR> i cant swim
<roboman20> i thought only people with down syndrome couldnt swim
<LoRdZephyR> WELL YOUR WRONG WHORE
* roboman20 hands zeph a chromosome |
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