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Please upvote if you think QDB should fix the mangling of Unicode characters in submitted quotes.
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<hayashi> thank you, based LaTeX
<hayashi> telling me my syntax errors are at the end of my align*, instead of where they actually are
<bjs> hayashi, there's nothing wrong with latex's error reporting you obviously just put the error in the wrong place
<bjs> and it's reporting where it SHOULD be
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<Mikael_Kreoss> reminded me of the time as a kid I saw a pic of the pope's bubble car thing
<Mikael_Kreoss> and thought it was meant to keep him in
<Mikael_Kreoss> like he was a monster or w/e
<Mikael_Kreoss> on display
<Mikael_Kreoss> "WE CAUGHT THE POPE" and then celebration time
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(Apsu) My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks.
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<rob89> windows is being a bitch >_<
<Trinexx> Install Linux.
<rob89> no. i use windows for all my work
<Trinexx> Linux would be better for that.
<rob89> besides, i like being able to play a game or two
<Trinexx> Linux has games.
<rob89> im not getting linux. windows has great support, ill have this fixed in no time
<Trinexx> Linux has better support.
<rob89> if you say "linux" one more time, im gonna send you a virus
<Trinexx> Good fucking luck. I'm on Linux.
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<Rhelik> our conversation about having to recompile PHP is the equivilant too
<Rhelik> lex:"my car won't start" rhelic:"it needs a new starter" lex:"so how do i fix it?" rhelic:"get a new starter" lex:"does that mean i have to get one?" rhelic:"are you an idiot?"
<Rhelik> lex: stop bitching and just fix it, you sound like a bad girlfriend
<lex> i am a girl
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<CorranFox> we didn't have sex though
<CorranFox> she took the route of saying "I might be a lesbian"
<CorranFox> I didn't drive her into it though
<mightyflo> you didnt drive it into her either
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<quisling> bwahaha, I was looking through some personals and this chick's username is "responsible" but she's 20 with a child...
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(CamelToe) did I ever tell you I have a CAT-5 outlet in my downstairs bathroom, so I can chat while I poo
(Q`) A friend of mine has a "pleestation"
(Q`) "plee" meaning bathroom
(Q`) It's a pc with fast internet connection, games etc... right in front of the toilet
(CamelToe) so I guess if you're playing a game such as Undying, you can really scare the shit out of yourself
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<pingboy> COUNTER STRIKE CURED MY PORN ADDICTION
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<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders
<slacker> you think about shit like...mountains
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<kr0ss> some idiot on the radio said dildos are banned in alabama
<X-Spectre> dildos proably were banned like a hundred years ago with some dumb law and they haven't changed it yet
<CiXeL> cant ban broomstick handles
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<Plorkyeran> comcast sure is awesome
<Plorkyeran> it seems that the reason my internet connection has been down for the last two days is that they tried to give me a free upgrade to 105/20
<Plorkyeran> and instead disabled my connection
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<Nyz> I love standards
<Nyz> I try to have at least two for all occasions
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<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my ass
<Object> that's just harsh
<[ric]> well it's harsh if it isn't lubed
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<PapiChu1o> i only like DreamWeaver because it takes away the pain of staring at text
<S5474> I use a text based editor because it takes the pain away of pointing and clicking ;)
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<johnnybad> nice guys finish last
<ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway? the guy to finish last?
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<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar, then show her how to use it
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<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D\-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
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<O_6> here is my autobiography in 50 lines:
<O_6> goddamn keyboard
<matts> interesting autobiography
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<Deffy> Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy.
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<Altoid> patience, young skywalker
<DeX`> but that leia bitch wont put out!
<DeX`> shes got those huge danishes on her ears to hang onto....
<Altoid> you fuck her, I'll eat the ears
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<Dark_un> monitors so dark
<Dark_un> cant watch rush hour 2
<Dark_un> can barely see chris tucker
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<Nice_Guy> i love u
<kcb0ddah> i love you too
<kcb0ddah> what is your credit card number?
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<nitrifik_> damn, I have to leave in 10. I haven't even eaten. :|
<mightyflo> irc is a cruel mistress
<nitrifik_> not as cruel as real mistresses.
<mightyflo> you get what you pay for