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#311641* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<BronzeEagle> 10/10 muricas
<daniel> that guy needs lessons in redneck
<daniel> he totally failed at securing those roman candles
<roman> no one is touching my candles
#311640* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<whitequark> i used to work with a guy
<whitequark> who was working on ruby on rails website
<whitequark> in dominican republic
<whitequark> and he was doing it exclusively on a mixture of cocaine and amphetamine
<whitequark> and i had to refactor his code
<whitequark> i literally asked my coworkers to give me an ice pick and an one way ticket to dominican republic as a new year gift
<whitequark> unfortunately they refused
#311632* (?/16) ⚐Flag
<Danika> hmph, Twitter thought one of my tweets was considered "suicidal" or something
<StriderHLC> The hellsite strikes again
<Danika> yeah I said something like "I wish my parents never had me"
<StriderHLC> "We suspect you may be suicidal. We are locking your account to remove you from your support network as a courtesy."
#311622* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<pikapika> Girlcocks are fucking amazing
<cheapie> *ahem*
#311621* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<StriderHLC> Yesterday we learned that the president's penis looks like a cartoon mushroom, and it's already gone from Twitter's memory. :(
<YelseyKing> Thank goodness for that.
<dysk> I guess Nintendo fans apparently have little interest in political "humor".
<AmySaturn> two recent news stuffs no one needed to know about
<AmySaturn> the toad shit and beatles masturbation sessions
<dysk> Beatles... masturbation sessions? Yeah, I think I'll stay out of that conversation, thank you very much.
<dysk> Insert your own joke about Norwegian wood here.
<AmySaturn> yeah that's been done
<AmySaturn> also come together
<AmySaturn> a hard day's night
<AmySaturn> etc
<dysk> Memo to Paul McCartney: When you're being interviewed, you don't have to share every single thing that happened when you were with the Beatles. With some subjects, it's best to just... let it be.
#311567* (?/27) ⚐Flag
Darkness has joined
< MrSmurfing> Hello Darkness my old friend
< Darkness> I have a boyfriend
Darkness has left
#311569* (?/23) ⚐Flag
BadSpoon: I want a job in IT
but I don't want a job in IT
because when you get one, you find out that everyone else is fucking stupid
#311561* (?/19) ⚐Flag
figa2003: caterfxo: running it is like idk an orgasm. You'll see a '90 computer run smooth like it was an i7
caterfxo lols
figa2003: caterfxo: as long as you don't try to open internet
figa2003: caterfxo: internet kills dreams
figa2003: Internet kills everything
figa2003: Privacy, friendships, fun, reality, happiness, money... I don't want to live in '2xxx :(
#311539* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<dgriffi> some whackadoodle is putting antivax screeds into stuff at a Babies R Us store down in Lynwood
<Silent700> I think VMS is a little advanced for infants
<dgriffi> heh
<Branes> Yeah, they're still in nappies so they get pee dee pee.
<qu1j0t3> *groan*
<qu1j0t3> they can yell in all eight registers, that's for sure
#311432* (?/26) ⚐Flag
jsoft: I am not even authorized to join #feminism. Perhaps I should check my privilegeComment: ##electronics irc.freenode.net
#311438* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<ednos> lol, I accidentally started a flame war in work IRC about the gopher protocol
<ednos> I fucking love this company
Comment: they work at red hat
#311399* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<+BMF54123> I was working on a Chinese tank game today that has its trigger switches held in by two thin plastic posts
<+BMF54123> naturally, they break
<+Flygon> Ouch
<+BMF54123> all the Chinese import games we have are literal fire hazards
<+BMF54123> as in, one actually did catch fire
Comment: irc://irc.badnik.zone/#tcrf
#41979 (475/649) ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuck> Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road.
<ToiletDuck> As I go in the washroom the first stall is taken so I go in the second stall.
<ToiletDuck> As I sit down I hear a voice from the next stall...
<ToiletDuck> "Hi there, how is it going?"
<FTW> .....okay
<ROFLcopta> riiiiihgt
<ToiletDuck> I'm not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to do so finally I say: "Not bad..."
<ToiletDuck> The voice says: "So, what are you doing?"
<ToiletDuck> Talk about your dumb questions.
<ROFLcopta> ...
<ToiletDuck> I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say: "Well, I'm just going to the bathroom, then I'm going back east..."
<ToiletDuck> Then I hear the person say all flustered:
<ToiletDuck> "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question - this idiot in the next stall answers me..."
#43688 (526/664) ⚐Flag
<RedBeard> should i buy an xbox vga adapter for $75?
<RedBeard> i think i shall buy one.
<Syntacs> You could your TV.
<Hippo> He *could* his TV, Syntacs! That's right!
* Hippo pats Syntacs.
<Syntacs> I don't have time for verbs Hippo.  I'm a man of action.  I realize this may seem contradictory at first.
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