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#311429* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<zoid> OMG the world is ending!
<zoid> DrunkenHighFiveG, grab your rifle and MREs!
<zoid> It's happening now!
<DrunkenHighFiveG> rifle is right here
<DrunkenHighFiveG> no mre tho
<DrunkenHighFiveG> ><
<DrunkenHighFiveG> zoid: whats happening now?
<zoid> 4chan is down.
<DrunkenHighFiveG> LOLOLOL
#311426* (?/12) ⚐Flag
LaNg63 oh no Talgie you wouldn't want to try and pet the dragon, she will bite your arm of and flambe you!
Talgie The dragon is a she?
LaNg63 uh huh
Talgie How do you know?
LaNg63 personal experience
Talgie Sexual personal experience?
LaNg63 drinks the 5th and pleads the sixth on that one!
17:46 *** LaNg63 quit (Quit: )
Talgie  wow a dragon, I'll never top that
#311414* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<+Recall> Did u hear about those guys that went camping?
<+Recall> I heard it was intense
<+irked> naw
<+irked> what happened?
<+evilmonkey> fuck, someone ban this cunt
<+anonymous> what guys
<+evilmonkey> :]
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<+evilmonkey> oh geez
<+evilmonkey> they didn't get the joke
Comment: Atrum #Chillroom
#309382 (71/99) ⚐Flag
<Zor> what kind of resource would it make sense to find underwater
<gmcabrita> water
#238479 (30/62) ⚐Flag
<Proe2> there's this girl at work who is pretty hot
<Mirchar> oh really?
<Proe2> yeah, but ive found it really hard to initiate anything
<Mirchar> you need to get in there before someone else does
<Proe2> well the other day i thought i better man up and do something, i wasn't just gonna let this one slip by, she seems like a really nice girl, so i plucked up the courage and made my move
<Mirchar> and?
<Proe2> She hasn't poked back yet
#309761 (203/215) ⚐Flag
<@b0lt> why is the OS X trackpad scrolling speed setting hidden in the accessibility settings panel
<tuple> because if the apple way isnt right for you, you must be handicapped
#311419* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<@swight> I haven't looked at bash in so long
<@Rjx> I've heard of that site
<+tr3> Rjx, it's heard of you too
<@Rjx> wat
<+tr3> qdb.us
<@Rjx> what about it
<+tr3> has your nick all over it
<@Rjx> wtf
Comment: #geekissues
#311418* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<_ohm> Akahige, obviously you haven't heard of OOP and you need to check your priviledge
<Akahige> _ohm: Did you just assume my paradigm!?
#311415* (?/5) ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: so I played Sonic Generations in VR
Optical Disc: it was pretty cool for a few seconds before I vomited
Optical Disc: it was like
Optical Disc: really fast
#311412* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<+var> scumbag trump
<+Dom`> what he do now
<+var> just exists
<+var> i dunno
<+var> i wokeup 2 mins ago
#311407* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<Lex> I've found the perfect subreddit for you
<Ludie> ?
<Lex> /r/sadcringe
<Ludie> ALready subbed
#301243 (35/81) ⚐Flag
[nickeax] If you could be any monarch, which would you choose?
[Hex] batman
[robzy] batman
#303649 (43/73) ⚐Flag
<Camille> I love my new job
<+ericc> where d'you work?
<Camille> it's a small coffee shop. doesn't pay much, but nearly everyone there is a gamer or irc'er.
<+ericc> nice
<Camille> yeah, we got busy around 1pm and it was loud cos of people chatting
<Camille> so one of the guys there shouted out "now I know how those marines feel when I hit them with a zerg rush"
<+ericc> hahaha awesome
<Camille> the manager heard him and frowned, I thought he was gonna yell at him for talking like that in front of customers
<Camille> and he just replied "man the bunkers and bring out the siege tanks!"
#309461 (52/78) ⚐Flag
* strcat just has to figure out how to integrate it into the build process :)
<cmr> good luck
<cmr> those makefiles look like small animals could get lost and die in them
#307007 (49/85) ⚐Flag
< Neoinr> Bust a move
< Bucket> mo  ve
#311122 (54/80) ⚐Flag
<Kit> Is anyone around who has my nude pics who can forward them to someone?
#307670 (80/114) ⚐Flag
< Novice> It's not a computer anymore. It's a member of Norton's botnet.
#309577 (489/517) ⚐Flag
<Caboose> Mango, you're a programmer, right?
<Mango> Depends.  If you're asking because you're curious, yes, I've been a programmer for most of my career.
<Mango> If you're asking because you installed 5000 toolbars and now your computer "runs kinda slow", I work at Starbucks.
#309850 (478/504) ⚐Flag
<bbitmaster> bah, this is the dumbest thing ever. I broke linux mint over the silliest thing, and I am quite pissed.
<bbitmaster> The bottom panel was too small. I was adjusting it to be more manageable. I accidentally right clicked on the "+" in the dialog that makes it larger.
<bbitmaster> right clicking causes it to go to max size. It now fills the screen and I can't go to any other window or menu or anything. I restarted and it kept that setting.
* 1 hour later
<bbitmaster> I joined the linux mint help channel, the guy there helping me suddenly left
<bbitmaster> he came back and said he was stupid enough to "recreate my problem"
<bbitmaster> and now he's in the same boat
#310035 (434/460) ⚐Flag
<ioiom63> I went to the doctor, and I had to fill out these papers, right?
<ioiom63> They must use the same papers for men and women, because I had to fill in whether or not I was pregnant.
<ioiom63> I'm a bit of a dick, so I wrote "You never know!"
<ioiom63> 30 minutes later a nurse is VERY angry with me because they're extremely busy already and I've just made things worse...
<ioiom63> ...because if a patient gives any indication of being unsure whether or not they are pregnant, the staff are legally required to take the time to do a pregnancy test.
<ioiom63> Apparently the rule does not also state "...but only if the patient is female."
<ioiom63> Long story short, I am most definitely NOT pregnant.
#308942 (225/237) ⚐Flag
<munin_> roughly it is modeling language and the brain, or, a graph-theoretic approach to modeling how language is represented in the brain
<munin_> she is teaching a graph to speak english by having it read reddit
<munin_> the first 2 phrases it learned were 'm night shamalamadingdong' and 'cockjuggling thundercunts'
<munin_> so it seems to be working
<munin_> she is going to try and get 'cockjuggling thundercunts' into her dissertation
#310208 (248/262) ⚐Flag
<kmc> yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your virtual emulated hard drive
<kmc> you have no idea how completely I control your so-called reality
#309185 (158/166) ⚐Flag
<lucky> i got into it with an asphalt contractor at work and then had his truck towed for being in a handicapped space.
<SatNiGHTS> did you shout at him "MENTAL HANDICAPS DON'T COUNT!"?
<lucky> the best part? the lines are barely visible because HE didn't paint them as he was hired to do last summer. so he didn't see them.
<lucky> he came storming in, scared my paraschiz resident (poor guy), and demanded he be "payed what he was owed for his time in August". i told him that according to our records, he was paid exactly what he was owed - in that, he was paid for what he did, not what the original contract said. He never re-striped the lot or sealed the south end of the cul de sac.
<lucky> he wouldn't shut up.  i asked him to leave. he didn't. i told him to leave. he didn't. i made his truck leave without him while he was making an irate phone call.
<myself> did he see it in mid-tow, or only after it was gone?
<lucky> mid tow. told him they regularly monitor the handicapped spaces, it is after all a senior community. his reply : "YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE FUCKING SYMBOL!!!!" my reply: "my point exactly."
#308634 (458/488) ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> NTP Protocol helped me to isolate a plumbing problem in the apartment before the people on site could figure it out.
<asaph> ...what?
<Pryoidain> Well I get this call saying there's a leak in the apartment below me, they need permission to enter to navigate it and solve the problem, so i grant them it. Now I'm swamped, so when things calm down I do the logical thing
<Pryoidain> I checked ishi's NTP Pool Server monitoring page, and pulled up the CSV file to look at epoch times.
<Pryoidain> Last time the server pinged it was like 5 minutes before.
<Pryoidain> From this I knew that the leak could not be from the furnace/ac as that is in the server room (I know I know, but its the coldest room) and if water hit any of the routers or anything or the mains, UPS would have turned off the server.
<Pryoidain> Next I worked back. Can't be in any of the exterior walls, thats where the wires run and the socket for the Main router in the small bedroom is. Server goes through that router.
<Pryoidain> The modem is in the master bedroom, which shares a wall with the bathroom, so I was worried, but if it's still up then no shorts there or anything freaky going on, because, well, NTP responses are still sub millisecond.
<Pryoidain> And finally, It can't be in the kitchen, because for whatever dumbfuck reason the outlets in the kitchen and the server room are the same circuit, and the Garbage disposal outlet is UNDER the pipes and isn't a GFCI (yet) so it would have tripped the breaker killing the server, etc etc.
<Pryoidain> So its the bathroom, internal wall, on the sink or tub.
<Pryoidain> Get home, it was the bathroom sink, leak in the internal wall.
<asaph> ....
<Pryoidain> Yeah, i'm just kinda basking in this right now.
#309350 (379/405) ⚐Flag
<Proview_> freshman year of college, i'm like... oh, yeah, im going to try and be leet and install gentoo. try loading it frmo a flash drive, 20 minutes later, my HDD was erased, my external 2 TB drive was erased, AND THE FLASH DRIVE gentoo came on was erased
<Proview_> i had to email all of my professors and tell them "i tried installing gentoo and now i have nothing left. my work will be late"
<Proview_> my comp sci professors just responded with "understandable"
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