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#17885 (98/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phelanR> [Fserve Active] - Triggers:[!donkeysandgoatsex] - Users:[64/69] - Sends:[63/71] - Queues:[5/5] - Min CPS:[5kB/s] - subject:[donkey/goat porn] - Bytes Sent:[86.47GB] - Files Sent:[912] - Upload Speed:[18.7kB/s] - Download Speed:[26.5kB/s] - Total Bandwidth:[45.2kB/s]
<Niteling> what the hell is this junk doin in a chat channel
<captain_tarik> gotta give him credit
<Niteling> ?
<captain_tarik> 64 is a helluva lotta people to download donkey and goat porn |
#17884 (24/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[NM]-K0ld> Looking for a GREAT time with GREAT people? Join #gaychat!
*** [NM]-K0ld has left #cc.
<Rezox> wtf? gay people arent great
<Rezox> gay people are gay |
#17881 (134/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Heinz89> seen alric
<Plaidhawk> alric!irc@smilex.ormoru.net was last seen by me in #stars! 11m 22s ago saying: !seen heinz89 |
#17874 (101/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
insectouch: oh, i hought the whole cancer thing was just something you made up so you didnt have to go out with me tonight |
#17873 (127/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kerpal>the Cd-key is 56dsr67x
<vR|Sn00kie>Wont work....hmm
<kerpal>Hmm....it is x as in zebra
<vR|Sn00kie> you are stupid |
#17871 (24/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Anton> Facial stabbing. Oozing blood. Shotgun vaginally inserted. Brains splatter over the wall. GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!
<Anton> is a good death metal track |
#17868 (309/470) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure out how.
<RadAghazt> Ok.
<RadAghazt> There are instructions on the bottle, but...
<RadAghazt> they're in Japanese.
<RadAghazt> At least I think they're instructions.
<RadAghazt> This might say "death to all gaijin with this poisoned export rice vinegar" for all I know. |
#17864 (-1/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
iamouija: Because I'm Jewish
iamouija: and eVERYONE HATES JEWS
fireydarkness: I didn't know you were jewish
fireydarkness: bitch I hate you, go away -.- |
#17863 (188/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WntBgAsLg> RU people here every night?
<mthw> no sorry this is a 1 time thing
<mthw> channel breaks up by tomorrow
<mthw> we tour irc, go chan to chan |
#17861 (4/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with guys with small dicks
<ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus
<ouija666> so i say like
<ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride' |
#17843 (50/219) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that
<DiViL`> no offence but what you don't know could fill a warehouse
<DiViL`> :P
<KnightOwl> hahah
<DiViL`> I could fill an oil tanker |
#17840 (20/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(grasmaaie) so they know who is 127.0.0.1 when he floods all the day... |
#17837 (-5/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pete^> I
<Pete^> accidently
<Pete^> :)
<Pete^> married
<Pete^> a guy
<Pete^> ;p |
#17828 (235/402) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow
<standby> i feel so cool
<standby> i'll be able to mastrubate while i work
<standby> well i allready do but it will be easier |
#17813 (153/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Raikenku> "Recent study shows Mac users are often more educated than Pc users"
<Magus> that's because any idiot can use a PC
<Magus> but it takes an art degree to use a mac :D |
#17784 (6/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zombie> sisters are good
<Sony> She is fat
<Sony> and she smells
<Sony> like bear
<Zombie> lol
<Zombie> perfect for you
<Sony> Yeah, I'd hit it
<Sony> Wait
<Sony> I mean now
<Sony> no* |
#17771 (25/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<suffocate> i wanna know if thewre are any Visual Basic packets
<suffocate> under linux
<suffocate> ??? |
#17757 (-2/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RawFishDeepFriedMarsBar> ROTFBMALFO! (As seen on www.geekissues.org/quotes
<RawFishDeepFriedMarsBar> Rolling On The Floor Bumping My Ass Licker For Ousting?
<RawFishDeepFriedMarsBar> Rolling On The Floor Because My Ass Licker Fucked Orangoetangs |
#17749 (265/432) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Crumbs> anyone know what the strongest painkillers you can buy are?
<Trukkie> guns |
#17728 (86/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred
<Doggy^666> im never gunna look in my mothers underwear drawer again |
#17725 (199/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<prok> still living at home :/
<nug> living at home is cool and all, but it sucks to kick a bitch out in the morning and she walks past my parents on the way out
<p0ng_> fuck that, i'm loving with my dad till he moves
<prok> BEST TYPO EVER |
#17717 (160/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrFalcon> fuck... we have all this leftover shrimp, but no shrimp sauce
<tokage> maybe you should kill yourself |
#17679 (112/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<azzl> i can getcha a cheap bmw.
<azzl> or mercedes, ya like-a the mercedes?
<azzl> there's just a little scratch on it.
<azzl> where the vin's supposed to be.
<azzl> i wouldn't worry about it. |
#17642 (157/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Squee-G> You're old school? I beta tested the mother fucking abacus! |
#17638 (3/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house.
<sabo> cause then i have to wipe my ass with maxi pads. |
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