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#16963 (56/219) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Evilmonkey> I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS MY MOM NOT MY DAD..
<Evilmonkey> i wouldnt dream about my dad.. im not gay.. er.. shit. |
#16926 (163/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@harb> farq: Do I look like the sort of man who'd go and find unsuspecting Japanese schoolgirls in short skirts and white panties and ask them if they want to see my "Cthulu Special"?
< farq> harb: no, but I just got a new .sig |
#16923 (127/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrPuppy> like 3 hours ago
<MrPuppy> i was wankin to porn and i just got up
<MrPuppy> my door was open and my parents have been walkin around
<MrPuppy> they prolly saw me
<MrPuppy> i heard them laughing |
#16921 (30/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[11]HannyArZ> hello, where can i buy chanserv? I will trade warez for it |
#16913 (204/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stemish> my 450Mhz celeron built world in 1:40:18.95
<Stemish> my dual 500MHz celeron built world in 1:44:47.17
<Stemish> what is wrong with this picture?
<todd> There's no naked chicks in it?
<Stemish> well, that too |
#16910 (161/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Tilt> this is the funniest thing i have ever read in a sources TODO list
<@Tilt> o Learn C |
#16908 (8/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<endura> fuck women, I got me a national geographic and a bottle of gergins hand lotion, I'm fucking set for the next 10 years |
#16906 (116/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Afterglow> . I also have a familiarity with local area networks, including DHCP, DNS, penis, and Microsoft networking file shares. |
#16904 (122/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kdoom> Duke: you need a hobby
<DukeNukem> kdoom: like beastiality?
<kdoom> perfect |
#16903 (32/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Tilt-GOD> well i gotta go find some little kids to kidnap and take back to my hippie comune (this is the coolest part about being a hippie, we steal small children in the night and eat them) |
#16900 (-1/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[ctcp(the_sponge)] PING
ùíù CTCP PING reply from The_Sponge: +++ATH |
#16897 (32/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Linguica> you say "katana" and while the rest of us guys think of ninja swords, AndrewB thinks of doll dresses |
#16896 (12/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Linguica> yeah if i was a girl i bet i would give good head |
#16893 (-1/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mewse> my sdl prog is segfaulting, fuck
<Afterglow> mewse: remind me why you suck
<mewse> you whore, go eat a duck
<Afterglow> no ducks available
<mewse> well that rhymes
<Afterglow> you try that too many times
<mewse> bah, go hang out with the limes |
#16886 (5/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jon_R> OH NO
<Jon_R> my page crashes netscape!
<Jon_R> whatever shall I do |
#16885 (4/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Tobester> I downloaded a file named JESSICA ALBA LESBIAN PORN SEEN DIVX at 12mb and it was a guy fisting himself |
#16883 (65/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[#perl]
<fraggle> how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on a 486?
<diclophis> haha |
#16868 (6/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Valkyrie> no, but Westlife is fake
<Valkyrie> Flying without wings?
<Valkyrie> PUHLEAZE
<Valkyrie> more like getting high on KFC |
#16866 (38/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MartinBlank> I knew a guy who dressed up for Halloween as a giant penis with ferns growing around the base, and said he was dressed as a dickweed. |
#16858 (164/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<manero> MANLY THINGS:
<manero> 1) JOHN WAYNE
<manero> 2) WAR MOVIES
<manero> 3) BEER BRATS
<rebrane-> 3) WAR MOVIES WITH JOHN WAYNE
<rebrane-> 4) FARTING
<manero> 5) LARGE CIGARS
<rebrane-> 6) CARS
<rebrane-> 7) FIRE
<manero> 8) BOWLING
<rebrane-> 9) CARS ON FIRE
<ian> 10) BEAR SUIT
<rebrane-> 11) GUNS
<rebrane-> 12) GUITARS
<skitzo> 11) ANAL SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE TOOL SHED
<Primary> 13) JOHN WAYNE'S GUN
<rebrane-> there's already an 11, skitzo |
#16857 (76/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<roman> as soon as i wake up, i'm going to the atm to get 200 bucks..
<roman> then i'm ordering a whore
<foobar> haha roman no you're not
<roman> dude, i called one today and she was like "do you need company for tonight?" and i was like "well, maybe" and she was like "for 200, i stay an hour and a half, we get naked and we get nasty"
<roman> you order them like pizza, dude |
#16848 (37/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< espo> this movie would be better if Mel Brooks made it
< h2odragon> schindler's list? |
#16842 (213/367) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<limeking> Hey jen, ya wanna come over and we can wrap ourseves in plastic, shit ourselvves, and then eat our own shit while listening to MC hammer?
<Jennie254> Ewwwww gross!
<Jennie254> That's fucked up! Why would you even THINK I'd want to listen to MC Hammer?? . |
#16839 (13/201) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tocool> Im so bored
<Tocool> I can predict my day
<Tocool> I woke up at 12:30, will sit around on computer till about 4, head to work, come back at 10:30, sit on computer till 2, go to bed
<Shaddix> pretty good
<Tocool> This isnt the normal course of action, just recent turn of events have left me with very lil to do
<Shaddix> oh
<Shaddix> impotentcy? |
#16835 (161/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JaYsOn``> why the fuck do i always attract gay dudes
<moonbeam> um, well you do go to gay bars
<JaYsOn``> yeah but im straight! surely theres other straight guys there |
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