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Raycaster : I thought you hated poetry?
Nightripper: Poetry? Here's some poetry:
Nightripper: Roses are red.
Nightripper: Violets are blue.
Nightripper: Shut the fuck up,
Nightripper: Or I'll assrape you.
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<da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote
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*** EtherMan sets mode: +oo DigDug prysuxirl
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<gary> This is going to be the 300000th quote i'm gona use on qdb. its gona be sick
<gary> Then i'm going to do the the 300001th one, HELL YEAH
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<cumthinker> ( . __ . ) . o O ( cum )
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<Rena> man recently qdb.us has been improving their layout quite a bit... just getting better and better... and today I go and I see big fucking ads interspersed with the content D:Comment: fun while it lasted
Ed. note: The "ads" are mostly links to friends' sites and interesting stuff we find around the web, but if you still hate them, you can turn them off in the preferences.
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slain nicole show us your vagina
suspiria not tonight
slain is it all sloppy tonight
slain did you man beat it up
suspiria it's fairly clean
suspiria as clean as such a filthy thing can ever become
slain do vaginas make cheese
timmy i know an asshole that makes computers
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I am so grateful for your blog article.Really thank you! Fantastic. kkedccggafbaddfbComment: I am so grateful for your blog article.Really thank you! Fantastic. kkedccggafbaddfb
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[11:25:36] <dnj> (bronie)
[11:25:45] <NullNode> why do you keep saying that?
[11:25:48] <NullNode> what proof do you have?
[11:25:56] <dnj> listen man
[11:26:03] <dnj> the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence
[11:26:12] <NullNode> LOL
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<+jp> .english if (1) if (0); else for (;;) while (0) do; while (1)
<+kandide> jp: Always never do nothing. Otherwise, repeatedly never repeatedly do the following: nothing. Do this repeatedly.Comment: #chee-fanclub @ chat.freenode.net
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<+toordog> omg, I cannot stand working with a developer who takes 1 hour
to do a 30 second task...
<+bsdwolf> he's probably on IRC
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<ben_vulpes> code is not fucking art
<ben_vulpes> code is a bespoke railway engine hauling your carcass across the desolate sea of capitalism
<ben_vulpes> imagine if every single container ship had an entirely custom engine humming along inside, and the three people who knew where it needed grease applied daily basically just live in it
<ben_vulpes> that's software
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<Dr_pressure> Church is like book club except the book never changes and only one person gets to speak
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<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game
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fall and when you hit the ground bounces like a motherfucking ballComment: give credit to me : allan wissam
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“A person speaks about his or her level of COMMON SENSE by showing the depth of reverence towards the kind of people whom he or she likes, but the width of his or her true intelligence is gauged correctly and only by one making in others life the real good difference.” ~Anuj SomanyComment: Common Sense
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< jsc> "if ya know what I mean"?
< adc> i have no idea what you mean
< jsc> your innuendos are too complicated for me to follow
< adc> likewise
< jsc> we've reached alternate innuendo realities
< jsc> divergent streams of double entendre
< jsc> the suggestive gap is much too far to be bridged and we are each left isolated
< jsc> if ya know what I mean
< adc> i do ;(
< jsc> :(
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<Reven> i remember this chick trying to tell me i got her pregnent and extort me for money
<Reven> i sat her down on my bed said "wait here" and went to the closet rummaged for a couple seconds and pulled out a coat hanger and started straitening it
<Reven> and said "dont worry i've done this before"
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<kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
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lomancer: anyone can have shitty ideas
lomancer: it's shitty execution that matters
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<@barometz> Ha, I just agreed to "There was a problem loading the content of this EULA."
<@barometz> Wonder whether that's binding.
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This is Hacked by IzmirLadde
checked your security *G*Comment: This Site is Hacked by IzmirLadde
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<Leitari> king kong is long
<Leitari> my ass hurts
<Leitari> that didnt sound right
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<Tarkaan> I need to animate something
<Tarkaan> not for sexual purposes
<Tarkaan> what software do I use?Comment: #geekissues
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< o11c> Is there any portable function to convert an integer to a string in a signal handler? `s[n]prinf` is *not* on the list of async-signal-safe functions ...
< izabera> there is but you're not gonna like it
< izabera> write is safe, fork is safe, execve is safeComment: od -t d4
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