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#17291 (139/377) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Isajeep> in fotr when gandalf first goes to see that other gay wizard what does he first say to him?
<NickBlasta> stfu noob
<Setzer> stfu noob
<CRC> he says: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
<CRC> we should get the script to LOTR and make it l33t
<DC4ever> CRC - and then add subtitles to the avi of it, and rename it "L0rd of teh r1ngz0rs!"
<CRC> legolas: chex0r this out! *stabs orc in eye with arrow* LOL! di3 f00l! *shoots another orc with arrow* pwned!
<[H]Slacker> divx?
<NickBlasta> orc: CHEATER CHEATER WALLHACK!!1
<CRC> (when pippin/merry/whichever the fuck knocks the armor down the well) Gandalf: omg, noob! |
#17288 (357/543) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rooster> i think it's sad when a family is torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs |
#17281 (0/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spud> When I can't play my games I like to smash things
<Spud> Or fap
<Tetrad> same thing basically |
#17280 (58/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tetrad> holy shit
<Tetrad> I found a sword worth 110000
<hoho> holy shit
<hoho> no ones cares |
#17274 (2/228) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this program for, if that answeres your Q.
<Kendrak> omg
<Kendrak> they might as well rename Kazza to "Free p0rn!" |
#17273 (4/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<0dan0> i have peed like 10 minutes in the last 5 minutes |
#17271 (351/491) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tetrad> the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time without any errors and 2) worked like it was supposed to
<Tetrad> I don't know whether to be proud or scared to death |
#17270 (0/194) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RatBreath> bah, i wanted to play jk2 and i get 200+ pings with dc running
<NickBlasta> as it should be
<RatBreath> so i close dc until im done
<NickBlasta> to think, after this I'll have nothing queued from you
<RatBreath> ....
<RatBreath> you've been one of my slots for what? a month?
<NickBlasta> :)
<RatBreath> this will be strange
<RatBreath> and liberating |
#17269 (114/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<isajeep> I told pagan I was purging my system and she thought I was fapping
<isajeep> wtf |
#17267 (46/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<epic> so are MP movie rips good?
<Tetrad> I don't know, I'm just an op
<Tetrad> I can kick people, that's about it :P |
#17266 (47/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[H]AMD_Gamer1> yeah
<[H]AMD_Gamer1> but how does it decide what speaker to send the sound to?
<NickBlasta> magic
<0dan0> its a receiver
<0dan0> that uses "magic smoke" to turn digital signals
<0dan0> into 6 separate analog signals
<0dan0> then amplifies them
<[H]AMD_Gamer1> yeah i know about electronics so i know how this shit works, i just dont know what methods they use
<NickBlasta> if you overclock to much the magic smoke might come out |
#17265 (-1/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<acerdude> what is usenet?
<hoho> it's like a highway
<hoho> only larger
<acerdude> huh? |
#17262 (-1/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RatBreath> my joystick still wont work
<NickBlasta> take breaks between fapping |
#17260 (154/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hoju> I'm not going to stalk you or anything.
<BioHazard> yeah right mr stalky mcstalker
<Hoju> rofl
<BioHazard> if that is your real name |
#17258 (30/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rzrshrp8> and they told this kid that they were gonna have a fapping contest and whoever comes first wins....they all turned the lights out and started making sounds, then turned the lights on and only the kid they played the trick on was doing it |
#17255 (91/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MatthewH12> i heard StrokIt lets u use mouse 'gestures' to tell your computer what to do
<isajeep> takes mouse inputs creates shortcuts
<NickBlasta> ok so if you move your mouse up and down really fast will it go to a porn site?
<isajeep> you can do that nick
<NickBlasta> sweet |
#17254 (-1/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<0dan0> i leave for one second and you start talking about banging rzr's sister |
#17249 (60/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NickBlasta> i always dream and then wake up and i was like woah was that real
<NickBlasta> like the matrix
<isajeep> which pill did you take?
<NickBlasta> the hard pill
<isajeep> lol knew you'd say that |
#17246 (328/460) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[H]Mephisto_kur_srv_> nArKeD... How flexible is your morality?
<nArKeD> what morals?
<0dan0> that is the right answer |
#17244 (143/372) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Muppet> *arf arf*
<damnyoure> *slap slap*
<Muppet> *bite bite*
<damnyoure> *bang bang*
<Muppet> *die die*
<damnyoure> *bury bury*
<Muppet> *rot rot* |
#17241 (-2/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> im gone
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> seriously
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> lol
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> sscreen si off
<@|nsid3r> k
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> but im still typing
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> ahhh!! |
#17240 (0/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@harb> Hmm.. I wonder, if you buy that Linksys wireless NIC with the antenna on it, and you run the SETI daemon.. does it just act as another node in the VLA? |
#17239 (114/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Danelope> I know what I need.
< Danelope> I need the cool shoeshine.
<@harb> Shoeshine?
<@harb> wt?
<@harb> If that has a double meaning, sign me up. |
#17236 (0/196) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hoju> have you seen this? http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/
<Steve> think all those typos are on purpose?
<Hoju> ..... |
#17229 (-2/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@|nsid3r> this thing is puking on me |
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