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#17222 (-4/379) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cX> I LIKE BLOOD TRICKLING FROM MY PLANK SHAPED RECTUM
<cX> THATS WHAT I LIKE
<cX> CUZ IM A MERICAN
<cX> FROM MERICA |
#17218 (5/395) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SoulEdge> You are a fucker!!! A nasty fucked damn sucked, lesbian gay transsexual pedophile dighead!!! AND U ARE NOT GOING TO KICK OR BAN ME OUT!!! I'M LEAVING MY SELF!!! GET A LIFE!!! GET A NICE ATTITUDE!!! FUCK U!!! MAKE FRIENDS, IF U CAN, SILLY LITTLE NERD!!! d:-( |
#17217 (245/421) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PuyoDead> gahaha, I'm watching some porn live cam, and the girl is just sitting there eating doughnuts |
#17212 (212/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DarkMyst> Where do Babies come from? The woman or the man????
<OlEnglish> the stork
<OlEnglish> but who fucks the stork?
<DarkMyst> good question |
#17209 (144/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sterring> please , I don't really understand english expression cause I'm not so good in english....
<Sterring> use simple words
<Nickname> you stupid |
#17208 (-1/209) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Oldboy> mt dew shrinks your cock
<MiNdPhuCk> Tell me that again as I slam my 12 inch long, 4 inch wide cock down your throat while drinking a dew
<Oldboy> plastic doesnt count |
#17207 (86/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ickarus> no one could disguise themselves as me, they'd never pull of my buckets of charisma
<Cloud> Richie - you misspelt "Sarcasm" |
#17205 (222/381) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Funk> Hey I have a question for your mother
<zuKi> Sure thing, let me get her!
<Funk> Ask her how many Communion wafers you'd have to eat to consume a whole Jesus |
#17193 (142/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dodge> oh shit, i got icecream on my keyboard
<dodge> shit, now chocolate
<dodge> i should clean it instead of mashing it under the keys |
#17183 (192/351) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_ENiGMA_> Fuckin telstra
<_ENiGMA_> They ring you up, and dont say who the fuck they are and expect you to know they are telstra
<_ENiGMA_> "Hi its sheryl here from the paramatta faults center, have you had any problems since the 26th?" ... "Umm well yeah, I've been constapated a few times and seem to wake up with erections... but aside from that Im fine" |
#17179 (-2/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zanshin> Ignitor: you have to be on malt liquor to fully appreciate it. To the average american negro, slightly buzzed on malt liquor and dazed by the media stimulus of sports and bigscreen TV.. The phone, and the ability to communicate, even in the typical monosyllables of the subculture, is a complete novelty. Thus, the "wazzup" commercial represents the wonder and happiness that a group of young negroes finds in using the technology |
#17176 (154/336) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AJK> puff da magic hard drive lived near drive B: sorta near the power sply in a tower owned by me |
#17172 (228/380) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* C|3avag3 has quit IRC (Quit: Wh0 Am |? U sure u wanna know? If somebody told u i was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world, somebody lied! This is my gift! It is my curse! Who am |? |'m Spider-Man!!!)
<Seaker> And lamest quit message of the day goes to C|3avag3
* Att|tude^ has quit IRC (Quit: I can't go on, I know not what to do, My heart is worn, I feel as If I'm through, Please believe in me. 'Cause what I need is for you.... To believe in me.)
<Seaker> Woah, tough competition today ... I think today we'll have to call it a draw.
* Love-snack has quit IRC (Quit: Quit playing games with my heart cause baby you're breaking my heart , I LOVE YOU FOREVER XXX)
<Seaker> *DING DING* WE HAVE A WINNER!! |
#17168 (101/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fishfood> HAHAH
<Fishfood> BT ARGUING WITH AOL
<Fishfood> ITS LIKE BLIND FIGHTING THE BLIND!
<Funk> WITH THE RETARDED COMMENTATING |
#17162 (12/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<\\`es> fuck i just downloaded 5 crazytown mp3's. What the fuck is happening with me |
#17152 (124/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sacarna> jay z - it's a hard knock life (ghetto anthem).mp3
<sacarna> otherwise its just a song from annie.
<JtHM> heh.. hardcore rappers mackin out to samples from an old musical full of 10 year old white girls.
<JtHM> seems more like R Kellys scene |
#17141 (-1/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stuntman21> "Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! I want to feel your Body! Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! Do Not Be Afraid My Honey! Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! I want to be your lover girl! Be My Lover Boy!" I like this song. Does that make me gay? |
#17129 (67/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<moira> o
<AnimeFreak> my new keyboard has improved my typing skills
<AnimeFreak> too bad other keyboards suck compared to this keyboard
<moira> is it an ergonomic microsoft keyboard
<AnimeFreak> no
<AnimeFreak> ibm model m
<moira> sry ergonomic is best
<AnimeFreak> no
<AnimeFreak> model m > *
<jre> FUCKS SAKE, ARE THEY FORGETTING TO INSTALL SHIFT KEYS ON THE NEW KEYBOARDS?!?@! |
#17123 (119/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Vrex989: know wonder you failed english |
#17119 (186/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<barkode> yeah, slap can tell you about how at work he's sitting there on the
web and coding perl, while there's gunplay in the lobby and a bomb scare. We're not even kidding.
<slap> it's all true except the perl. |
#17115 (36/231) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<felix> we're gonna start a band called "rsync", right?
<felix> OH BABY YOUR FILES ARE CHANGING BUT NO
MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CAN'T KEEP UP, SO I'M REARRANGING AND
TRYING CVSUP, BUT IT'S JUST NO GOOD. SO I SIT DOWN AND THINK....
THEN YOU COME THROUGH FOR ME AND GIVE ME RSYNC |
#17105 (108/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@KelPearl> sleeps comes after sex
<@KelPearl> gotta get tired ya know
<@mootlif3> goto sleep while having sex
<@mootlif3> it'll make dave thing he sucks
<@mootlif3> and he'll buy you stuff
<@KelPearl> whoa
<@KelPearl> sweet idea |
#17100 (229/402) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BriTnEy77> wait why cant i see anything the video like froze?
<CatsyTECH> Refresh your browser.
<BriTnEy77> how do i do that?
<CatsyTECH> I'm sorry, but you have failed the IQ test for this chat room. |
#17093 (77/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phr0id> anyone have e-txr2.001?, im on 56k
<juntog> that's like asking "anyone want to have sex? I have aids!" |
#17091 (193/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cyberllam> today has been about nothing but good news
<Cyberllam> earlier i found out that I was pregnant with twins
<juntog> are they mine?
<HaLLowCat> they better not be
<Cyberllam> no, but they can be, for the low, low price of 3 low payments of 29.95 each |
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