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#17086 (191/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kethepoo> i remember the first time windows said "this program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down", and i was worried that they found out about the porn i had looked at |
#17085 (90/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<StarlinVF> My mom watched me play Tribes2
<StarlinVF> she thinks I should go into the FBI |
#17080 (14/306) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mrkikass> i mean if she took her pants off im sure id get plenty of energy real quick but other than that i didnt feel like it |
#17067 (110/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fro> i thought you had 24/7 support
<@TEKnoFLVA> yes but that doesn't mean you can use it 24/7 |
#17058 (190/362) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
<D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
<D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
<D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
<D|S-random> ER
<D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
<D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo |
#17047 (5/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> I need to find out whether my ISP supports modem bonding
<maff> that's plain desperation |
#17044 (220/384) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Laura_ken> ameeeerrrrr
<amer> why do people do that
<amer> why can't you do "amer: this is my question blah blah blah?"
<amer> why do you have to wait for a response
<Rhayde> lol
<amer> goddamit i'm here, ask your question
<amer> or say what you have to say
<amer> jesus
* amer throws up his hands and leaves the room
<amer> well?
*** Exekiel (ZelementZ@192.168.100.101) has joined #lineage
<Exekiel> AMER
<amer> lol |
#17023 (342/490) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+TlMMAH> hey gary
<+TlMMAH> what is porno that i should download
<+TlMMAH> i am putting my dick into your hands here
<+TlMMAH> not literally but, you know |
#17010 (126/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@harb> Also, the waitress at Applebee's thought we were gay.
< espo> LOL
< espo> why is that?
<@harb> Because Andy's a fag.
< espo> did she say "Are you two gay?"
<@harb> No.
<@harb> She asked if we wanted to split dessert. |
#17009 (190/374) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonathans> i can stand on the sides of my ankles
<jonathans> both heels inward
<jonathans> i can balance on one for a bit
<clay> i can touch my penis with my hands |
#17002 (34/206) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ryano> i ain't drank dick for shit in months
<reston> try a lemondrop bodyshot
<reston> get some fly bitch and rub sugar on her tummy... lick it, take a shot of vodka
<reston> and then eat a lemon
<jonathans> is that some kind of homosexual alternative to tequila shots
<reston> yea jon
<reston> but its good
<jonathans> sugar instead of salt
<jonathans> lemon instead of lime
<jonathans> a chick instead of your hand
<jonathans> its beginning to make sense to me. |
#16999 (44/224) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lasthero> i own a lot of cds
<lasthero> and i own a kick ass stereo too
<lasthero> but don't own speackers, they cost so much |
#16997 (94/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY
<Whooey> TTIIIIIIIIIINY
<Natasha> yes, they are
<amit> Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate |
#16994 (73/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spankle> What the fuck is a furniture cover?
<Al> Spankle: a sheet you put over chairs and shit to stop dust or dirt getting on them
<Al> like a foreskin for your sofa.
<Jre-La> And retracts when guests come by |
#16991 (52/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jim_the_hat> without programmers you would not be able to chat on irc 15 hours a day ally^ :P
<ally^> i know
<ally^> i could be doing something else
<ally^> like sucking dick |
#16990 (70/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
TallyHoTheZebra: i love fire
TallyHoTheZebra: if i could have sex with it, i would |
#16988 (-2/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Justice-P-> africa totally ruins that picture; the stripes make it stand out too much
<Icehawk|work> j: that's south america and north america
<Justice-P-> whatever |
#16985 (357/489) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cross> I was at the kareoke bar last night
<Cross> and i was talking to this hot chick for like 20 minutes
<Cross> and this other girl walked over right in the middle of
my conversation
<Cross> and said "Are you talking to my sister? Cause she's
deaf" |
#16979 (57/209) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mgt> i can't find any good porn anymore tho
<mgt> i like reading stories now
<mgt> it gets my imagination going
<mgt> the trick is getting yourself to actually believe they are true
<mgt> and not written by some fat horny star trek fan |
#16977 (211/359) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Uzzie> i'm sueing herbal essences
<Uzzie> i didn't get orgasms |
#16975 (137/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nazrag is away now to play Tea Fortress Classic
<Nazrag> thats right kids, Tea Fortress Classic
<TheRiff> sweetened or unsweetened
<Nazrag> sweetened, with crumpets on the side
<TheRiff> alright |
#16974 (100/243) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cyc66> http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=****
<Cyc66> plz ruin that auction
<bbz_> what do i want to do that for?
<Cyc66> she's a dirty whore
<bbz> maybe i could get her phone number
<Cyc66> uh why would u do that
<bbz> well, if she is a dirty whore |
#16971 (58/204) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ncc386> It seems to be an oral fixation that drives me to smoke and when I quit 3 weeks ago I started eating more. If that's the case there is a healther, cleaner, more fun oral practice that could satisfy me. |
#16970 (191/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<redfox> hmmm.. i heard a loud noise downstairs
<redfox> nobody's home, brb... investigating
<Rezn0r> it's your sense of self-worth running away
<Rezn0r> and knocking over furniture on its way out |
#16965 (44/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wee_AL> ah well im prosb gona buy the new RHCP album
<Wee_AL> actully shit ill just borrow it
<Wee_AL> no cash
<DjSatansfury> im probably just gonna have a wank, and listen to myself moan as i cum, 'cause it'll sound the fucking same |
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