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#297159* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
red seaComment: red sea
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#297313* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<XiaoTie> How hard it was for you?
<XiaoTie> and the bigger question, how hard it was for them :P
<Vortling> It didn't appear to be too hard for them
<Vortling> I have two players who's characters have a rivalry going
<Fax> ...
<Fax> oh god
<Fax> please let this conversation be about D&DComment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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#297362* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@Copenhagen] NORMAL FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
[@Copenhagen] wrong.
[@Copenhagen] JUGGALO FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up
[@Copenhagen] ...
[@Copenhagen] but that shit was fun!"Comment: #thematrix @ irc.SwiftIRC.net
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#297381* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Please can I have nathan's number?
<Dvyjones> No way.
<fahadsadah> OK, please can you pass on a message?
<fahadsadah> It's:
<fahadsadah> We're no strangers to love
<fahadsadah> You know the rules, and so do I
<fahadsadah> A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
<Dvyjones> Nope.
<fahadsadah> :( |
#297397* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* iKitsune thinks he pooped a little laughing over the link helf posted
<iKitsune> dear god, qdb that and i swear to god you won't ever get that onyx2
<helf> fine
<helf> :P |
#297400* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< jack|ass> christ, unraring a video just brings my laptop to its knees
<@vollmer> yea I've noticed it makes love to my machine as well
< jack|ass> that is not "making love." That is FUCKING. |
#297415* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Kamaris> dear god
<@Kamaris> i got the veronna bold coffee this morning
< ionic> sounds like a font name
<@Kamaris> it's extra bold for sure
<@Kamaris> about knocked the color off the taint |
#297428* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Arkanist: You suck. Can't really put it any simpler than that.
Team: What?
Arkanist: See, you don't even understand it when I say it in simple words!
Team: Look, I'm from Greece |
#297431* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< max> guys, you know that dipping your testicles in warm white wine is the quickest way to get drunk, but would it work for caffeine?
< max> if so, would gridning up some caffeine pills and putting them in water work?
<+bomarrow1> I suspect that it isn't
<+secrgb> max: i bet f you try boiling hot coffee and dip your bollocks into it you will get a caffeine rush
<+secrgb> make sure the coffee is very strong
<+max> hmm...
<+max> well, sounds fun
<+max> dont know how to make very strong coffee but hay ho... come to think of it, dont know how to make coffeeComment: #phractured
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#297565* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LordLandon> faha: been on sine lately?
<fahadsadah> LordLandon: I've seen the cow surgery rickroll. |
#297572* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<htodd> I just got an invitation to apply for the Visa Black Card
<htodd> wtf is the black card
<boboTjones> it's what you get when the platinum card collapses
<boboTjones> creating a gravitational field that inhumes every last cent you own and then someComment: Had to post it if nothing else for the use of "inhumes."
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#297581* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
T: Kristen
T: come drink with us
Kristen: who?
T: fuck
T: me
T: and this guy Dustin
T: and Gary
Kristen: did you just ask me to fuck you and 2 other guys?
Kristen: who is Dustin and Gary?
T: They are cool
T: It's cool
T: You don't have to
T: I'm not really in to that many
T: you know
T: wangs |
#297624* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
>dirtrack8989< so there is a boat with mexicans,dominicans, and americans. The people on the boat who are in charge ask the mexicans, "what in your country do you have the most?" the mexicans said, "tacos" so they threw out all the tacos off the boat. Now they ask the dominicans what they have most in their country and the dominicans say "platanos" so they threw out all the platanos off the boat, now they ask the same question to the americans, "what in your country do you have most?" the americans say "Mexicans" so they threw all of the mexicans off the boat. |
#297671* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Uncle Dan: Don't go to any night clubs with pyrotechnics
The Professor: Don't worry Uncle Dan, the only nightclub I go to have cage dancers and lasers
Uncle Dan: Oh, well then, don't set the carpet on fire!
The Professor: Do you mean the night club or the cage dancers? |
#297692* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+RichiH> hmm
<+RichiH> i have been trying to get this voltmeter to work
<+RichiH> it just didn't
<+RichiH> i decided to google around for a manual
<+RichiH> turns out it's a time-control wall wart. i.e. something you can turn light randomly on and off with while gone |
#297722* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* jamie (~jamie@*****) has joined #NakedFurs
<jamie> any girls in here
<Bentley> No.
* jamie (~jamie@*****) Quit (Quit: jamie) |
#297838* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Kirth: :3
***FifthWall thinks Kirth with OP would be kind of scary.
Kirth: It wouldn't be "kind of scary."
Kirth: You would shit bricks.
FifthWall: There are very few things on the Internets that are worth shitting bricks over.
FifthWall: Kirth with OP is not one of those things.
Locke: I'd shit bricks until I remembered I could leave the channel .:D
Kirth: I wouldn't let you leave ;D
Kirth: Like one of those horror movies where you think you escaped but then get dragged back :3 |
#297877* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(12:12:09) (+Bloody^-) you are going naxx now? O_o
(12:13:04) (@Tamycameltoe) not me, imma go get sum fine ladys in the sun
(12:13:42) (Marithas) could i come
(12:13:59) (+Bloody^-) [12:13:06] <@Tamycameltoe> not me, imma go get sum fine ladys in the sun
(12:14:00) (+Bloody^-) lies
(12:14:03) (+Bloody^-) there are no girls
(12:14:18) (@Tamycameltoe) i prommise you, if they arent on facebook they are in the sun
(12:14:25) (@Tamycameltoe) find the sun, find the ladys
(12:14:49) (+Bloody^-) :< |
#297898* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<illustrationism> *poke abadidea*
<illustrationism> damn
<illustrationism> I don't know the command.. hah
<III_Demon> there is no command
<III_Demon> and if you just 'poke' without saying anything, i will ignore and/or make fun of you
<illustrationism> oh
<III_Demon> how i manage to both ignore someone AND make fun of them is pretty amazing
<illustrationism> well I need to "poke" tgz, and I don't know how lol
<III_Demon> you NEED to?
<illustrationism> yes, or the world will come to an end
<III_Demon> if someone has the highlighting turned on, you just say their name: tgz
<III_Demon> and it'll highlight on their irc client
<III_Demon> but if you say hey tgz are you there?
<III_Demon> and then an hour later he shows up and you never said what you wanted....
<III_Demon> well.. you can do that for DAYS without any useful communication
<III_Demon> if on the other hand you say hey P2E my sister says you still owe her $5 for that blowjob, will you be paying by paypal, or rubles?
<III_Demon> well then you've asked something, and he can answer
<illustrationism> heh
<NickTheNewbie> hey paul
<NickTheNewbie> III_Demon: poke
<NickTheNewbie> III_Demon:
<III_Demon> someday i may show you one of my turds |
#297902* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<samy> hey guys
<samy> you won't believe this
<samy> i just checked the balance of my bank account
<samy> from a WEB BROWSER
<DigDug> WHAT
<samy> this is amazing |
#297925* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<esteban> it says drug paraphernalia, not drugs
<esteban> so cocaine is fine, obviously ;) |
#297951* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<segin> I got an idea for an iPhone commercial
<segin> "This is an iPhone."
<segin> "You want to pleasure your girl? There's an app for that."
<segin> (guy taps iPhone thing, application that turns on vibration feature appears)
<segin> "Now, want to do that from another iPhone? There's an app for that."
<segin> (guy taps iPhone again, remote control for first app appears)
<segin> "Want to learn how to better your technique? There's an app for that.
<segin> (guy taps iPhone again, an eBook reader loads and displays the Kama Sutra)
<segin> "The iPhone 3G-S. Now allowing you to fuck your girlfriend from across the country on the nation's fastest 3G network. AT&T. Your world, delivered."Comment: #Remy on SwiftIRC
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#298575 (6/112) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mathrick> so there's this song, right, that goes "all I want to do is make love to you"
<mathrick> this is a classic case of an inexperienced / bad coder using unnecessarily verbose and inefficient expressions in a misguided attempt to make things more readable
<mathrick> compare the idiomatic version: "all I want to do is you". Shorter, more readable AND more to the point
<mathrick> remember, kids, not using idiomatic expressions and commenting on obvious parts of the code will get you to the special code hell |
#299608* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
afroakuma: *facepalm* yes. That is Canadian politics.
afroakuma: and this is why the system fails:
afroakuma: Harper makes a new rule that every government bill is a vote of confidence
afroakuma: which means that either he gets his way or there's a federal election and it's ALL YOUR FAULT, opposition!
Fax: o_O
afroakuma: With this in hand, he pulls an absolutely outrageous stunt bill that he knows they won't support
Fax: who decided that was a good idea?
Fax: son of a bitch, this is government, not an etch a sketch
afroakuma: yep
afroakuma: however
afroakuma: it gets better
afroakuma: see, the leader of the opposition at the time...
afroakuma: url/lollipop.jpg
afroakuma: was this individual
Fax: a lollipop?
afroakuma: sorry
afroakuma: url/20071019-subpage-Dion.jpg
afroakuma: this individual
afroakuma: though there is a resemblance
Fax: yeah, he does look like a sucker |
#299700* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shayne> i pulled out really fast, and stood up cumming all over her and shouted "go web go" |
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