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#300863* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Meta> I'd kind of like to get back into roleplaying, it'd probably give me more writing inspiration
<Simplex> I'll play the stallion.
<Simplex> You can be Mare-y
<Simplex> I wanna ride the pretty pony! :3
<Meta> No... not gay roleplaying
<Simplex> But.. a mare is a female horsie, stallions are the guys, how is that gay? |
#300866* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~Jefff> Ashley! Can I borrow your camera? :D
<@Ashley> yeah
<@Ashley> do you have another box of kleenex jefff? lol
< Matt> there's nudes on there |
#300883* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Watuhboy (~IceChat7@cthulhu-zOmBiE-C384170E.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #loadingreadyrun
* ARG-BOT sets mode: +v Watuhboy
* +Watuhboy waves to all the happy people
<+Nevrmore> NONE OF US ARE HAPPY
<+Watuhboy> :(
<+Nevrmore> WE HAVE ALL BEEN HARDENED AND JADED BY YEARS IN THE WAR
<+Nevrmore> YOU WILL BE TOO, SON
<+Watuhboy> :'(
<+Nevrmore> YOUR JUBILANT DEMEANOR WILL BE CAST OFF AS SOON AS YOU TAKE YOUR FIRST LIFE
<+Nevrmore> SOON YOU'RE GOING TO STOP SAYING, "MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK AT IT FROM THE VIETNAMESE PEOPLE'S POINT OF VIEW"
<+Watuhboy> "let's do the village"?
<+Nevrmore> INSTEAD YOU'LL SAY, "LOOK, THERE'S ANOTHER ZIPPERHEAD DOWN THE PASS" AND YOUR GUN WILL SHED THE METAL TEARS THAT YOU FORGOT HOW
<+Kaemon> I don't think you're portraying things quite as well as it could be
<&RonnyGunz> I was happy until I remembered my time in the war
<&RonnyGunz> thanksComment: #LoadingReadyRun
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#300898* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
slothearn> I have two dicks, neocontra
<slothearn> both functional
<italianjd> ewwy
<italianjd> can i poke one? |
#300928* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Patricia_Taylor: like i said....its been awhile
DevXen: yeah.. It has for me too =[
Patricia_Taylor: I feel ur pain....Well kinda
DevXen: oh?
DevXen: err.. do ya wanna feel my 'pain' wait.. is that what the kids are calling it these days? score
DevXen: which apparently is the point.. nice.
Patricia_Taylor: I would love to help you fix that pain =)
DevXen: Really? *Perks up*
Patricia_Taylor is sexing... |
#300963* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Vellos> "Hey, let's call it JNewHall." "No, that's kinda hard to say,
can we condense it any?" "JewHall?" "NewHall 3 it is, then."
* Tinned_Tuna fistbumps Vellos
< Vellos> BROHUG
< Tinned_Tuna> BROBUTTSECKS
< Vellos> Ahh. I remember my BBS days.Comment: ##proggit
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#300983* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Lucifer7> i think the hard drives in my mom's computer were acting up because they had a layer of dust on them
<@Lucifer7> thinking that might have blocked up the air intake |
#300995* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^_^> I'm not really here, I just peered in
<Wenzor> peer :O
* Wenzor sighs
<nvidhive> Hey!!
<nvidhive> WHO YOU CALLING A PEER!??
* nvidhive glares at Wenzor
<Wenzor> you
<Wenzor> you sir are a peer
<Wenzor> NOW SUCK IT DRY
<nvidhive> :(
<nvidhive> if I'm a peer.. then you're a filthy MAGGOT
<Wenzor> :D
<Wenzor> i've always wanted to be white. |
#301016* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
grace says:
i like people being upfront.
Matt says:
No I don't like you like that 3:
grace says:
THANK GOD
:')
Matt says:
;_; |
#301061* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Hello official-blizzard! :D
I see that some damn no-good smelly rascals have broken into my account again! =o
I totally trust you for not being some fraudulent company trying to get my account data, so here it is:
* First and Surname: Nikola Tesla
* Date of birth: 10 juli 1856
* Address: 481 Eighth Avenue
* Zip code: New York, NY 10001
* Phone number: (212) 971-0101
* Country: The wonderful United states of America!
* Account e-mail: Teslacoil@Izapu[dot]com
* Account name: Teslacoil56
* Account password: Icanhaxorlol
* Secret Question and Answer: If you're still reading, then you really are retarded :D
Ok I hope that this helped!
Now quick get those humbugs off me account! Go with the wind my friends!
2009/12/24 WoWAccountAdmin@blizzard[dot]com <WoWAccountAdmin@blizzard[dot]com>
An investigation of your World of Warcraft account has produced evidence that the account has been accessed by someone who is not allowed to use it.
According to the Terms of Use and our In-Game Policies, you may not share the Account or the Login Information with anyone.
Further investigation of this account's application may result in the account being disabled Permanently.
You should confirm that you are the original owner of the account by replying to this email with:
Use the following template below to verify your account and information via email.
* First and Surname
* Date of birth
* Address
* Zip code
* Phone number
* Country
* Account e-mail
* Account name
* Account password
* Secret Question and Answer
Show * Please enter the correct information
Please be sure to review the information below to help prevent future security issues:
Account compromises are usually the result of the registered player of the account sharing his or her login information or playing on a computer that has a virus.
Please remember that it is your responsibility to keep your login information confidential. Any account that is registered to your name may not be shared with anyone.
Regards,
Account Administration
Blizzard Entertainment
www[dot]worldofwarcraft[dot]comComment: Wow wan't my password...
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#301080* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[o> alexandrescu left an excellent C++ legacy. I dont care if he had migrated to another language or sex changedComment: freenode ##c++
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#301082* (?/62) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CorporateGoth><Ashrael> My MP3 of MC Hammer's 'Can't Touch This' has been locked out by the RIAA Piracy Blocker Thing.
<CorporateGoth><Ashrael> The sense of irony is unbearable.
<CorporateGoth> The only ironic part of that quote is the fact that he doesn't understand irony. |
#301094* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[02:07] <monkey> fuck the east
[02:07] <monkey> your now west
[02:07] <SuxXarD> Fuck that.
[02:07] <SuxXarD> East side is better.
[02:07] <monkey> dont make me put a cap in yo ass
[02:07] <DFSniper> fuck east side, fuck west side
[02:07] <DFSniper> dark side is hwere its at |
#301100* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lydia_Leftcoast> In Japan, I once heard a full choral version of Camptown Races.
<Lydia_Leftcoast> It sounded like about 200 voices singing the Hallelujah Chorus.
<Lydia_Leftcoast> It ended with a coda: "And I bet my money on the bob---tailed....naaaaag!"
<Lydia_Leftcoast> It was obvious that whoever made the arrangement didn't speak English well enough to know what an inelegant phrase that is. |
#301131* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@NukeSpoon> !decide spend today going through radiohead's discography
<@vurl> Yes
<@Sebas_> On a "It can only get better from here on" sort of basis?Comment: January 1st, 2010.
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#301223* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*Global* [users] Notice from feigling:
*Global* We are going to reroute some servers so don't panic. Everything will be alright soon ;)
|<-- lolfighter has left irc.gamesurge.net (*.net *.split)
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<Fax> INCOMING NETSPLIT
<Fax> GET DOWN
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<Domochevsky> ...not a good sign
<Fax> shit, too late
<Fax> THEY KILLED FLICKER
<Fax> wait too late
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<Fax> THEY REZZED FLICKER
<Arang> ROUND TWO
<Arang> FIGHT
<Fax> OH GOD THEY KILLED HELLESHIN
<Fax> NOOOO
<Fax> WHYY
<Patchouli_Knowledge> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa
<Fax> TRUE RESURRECTION
<Fax> TRUE RESURRECTION
<XiaoTie> I'M BACK!
<Fax> DAMN YOU NO DON'T LEAVE ME HERE
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* Fax charges the defibrillators
<Fax> CLEAR
* Fax shocks the server
<Fax> come onnnnnnn
* Fax shocks the server
<Fax> don't die on meeeeee
* Fax shocks the server
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<Fax> NO DAMN YOU
* Fax pronounces the server dead
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<Fax> wait
<Fax> IT LIIIIIIIIIIIIVES
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<Fax> I knew I shouldn't have used Delay Spell on my True Resurrection |
#301241* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
griff: What was the funny moment, as well as the human warmth of routed home will enter
vinf hazumi: huh? please type
griff: My brother is mitaking random noise
griff: SEnters you have a civil actionorry it's not the computer's fault
griff: JESUS less than a long line ofAAARON GO AWAY
vinf hazumi: HAHA
vinf hazumi: /me diesComment: voice recognition
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#301269* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
wastrel: i always did gooder in verbal than in maths |
#301307* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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<Ocean> Can I just make a comment before you introduce yourself or anything?
<Ocean> I expect a name that's a little more subtle for your character.
<BiStallion> sure if you want to
<BiStallion> I can't go by a different name
<Ocean> You just contradicted yourself.
<Ocean> Add proofreading to the things I expect.
<Patashu> *chuckle*
<Patashu> what if it's like
<Patashu> a bison stallion
* BiStallion is confused
<Ocean> We're gonna have so much fun with you~
<BiStallion> why is that?Comment: Clueless
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#301315* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<snow_> brah if you see me using any hair products i want you to fuck me in the ass on the spot because i've turned into a faggotComment: #geekissues efnet
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#301319* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+vocal> need to write a paper on a famous hacker any suggestions?
<MadManMarkAu> Use l33t sp33k? |
#301322* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: is the schroedinger's cat dead or alive?
Stranger: u tell me
You: see, I don't believe it
You: I think particles do have definite paths
You: not just clouds of probability
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Comment: on Omegle
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#301331* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Whem> whoa
<Whem> im confused
<Whem> i just want the homebrew gone
<brickbrea> smash ur wii with a big rock? |
#301349* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NeX> Whats up?
<kyle> TITS
<NeX> OR
<hoontah> sockets, windows
<NeX> no!
<NeX> GTFO
<kyle> lol
<NeX> TITS OR GTFO
<NeX> not TITS OR SOCKETS |
#301371* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+pi> who here has ajax experence?
<+xexyz> isnt it a breakfast cereal?Comment: #sdf on irc.freeshell.org
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