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< max> guys, you know that dipping your testicles in warm white wine is the quickest way to get drunk, but would it work for caffeine?
< max> if so, would gridning up some caffeine pills and putting them in water work?
<+bomarrow1> I suspect that it isn't
<+secrgb> max: i bet f you try boiling hot coffee and dip your bollocks into it you will get a caffeine rush
<+secrgb> make sure the coffee is very strong
<+max> hmm...
<+max> well, sounds fun
<+max> dont know how to make very strong coffee but hay ho... come to think of it, dont know how to make coffee
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