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#300092* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CoJaBo-Aztec> I cleaned the FailPad, and reconnected to my WiFail :P
<Meta> Visage: I'm much cooler than Sefyroth by default of having boobs and not being a giraffe
<Visage> Haha.
<CoJaBo-Aztec> LOL |
#300126* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+night> do you shave and bleach your ass?
< Nightwalker-> both
< kaelee> do you shave your legs?
< Stooge> who likes hairy butt?
<+night> lol no
<+night> Stooge: idk, but if girl bleaches ass she might even get an ass eating lols
< Nightwalker-> hairy butt is perfect, it allows shit to stick to the hair :P
< kaelee> O.o
< kaelee> wtf
* kaelee steps out
< Nightwalker-> :D
< Stooge> gn kael
<+night> lol
<+night> Nightwalker-: ye there's nothing better then scratch your ass and find some food :D |
#300161* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Razio> how is that childish, ass-to-mouth is a very important issue to me |
#300169* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Fatal> i want kfc
<+Fatal> D:
<+AeSix> no.
<+AeSix> BAD!
<+Fatal> kfc is expensive though
<+Fatal> it's good but it's so expensive
<+Fatal> and has small ass portions
<+Fatal> how the fuck do they shrink the chicken
<+Fatal> it's so small
<+AeSix> ever bite into a piece of fried chicken, and sink your teeth into a pussy chicken tumor?
<+Fatal> ):
<+Fatal> ...
<+Fatal> i dont know how to respond |
#300172* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+aeonite> "I was praying so hard for God to please give us a happy ending; and He did!! "
<Octalthorpe> God: A lot like Asian massage therapists.Comment: #fark
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#300174* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
MJ94: Xchat.com
MJ94: Fail window.
LuminolBlue: "Ubuntu hot". Hmmm.
LuminolBlue: Hahah.
LuminolBlue: Nice one, Mj.
MJ94: Oh god.
sonicrules1234: MJ94: Synaptic package manager/ sudo apt-get install xchat.
LuminolBlue: Yes, my boy?
It's not xchat.com guys!
* MJ94 sheilds eyes.
LuminolBlue: Ahahahah.
sonicrules1234: ;title xchat dot com (URL modified by author.)
sonicrules1234: ;title xchat dot com (URL modified by author.)
LuminolBlue: Let me guess, "xchat.com" is a porn site?
&Bash: XCHAT - 100% Real Time Live Cams From Around The World!
LuminolBlue: ROFL
sonicrules1234: ROFL. |
#300179* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
09:59 * nullogic notes nullogic partner will be erked by arrival of said boxes of magic-technology
10:15 <@osirix> PUT THEM IN THE BASEMENT, QUICK!
10:20 < xexyz> thats what i said the other day when my shipping container from Japan arrivedComment: #sdf on irc.freeshell.org
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#300186* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@gambit32> oh man
<@gambit32> i just pooped out enough corn to sugar coat a battleship.
<@gambit32> god bless america. |
#300205* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Starsinger> !eightball Were you just fucking with Fax?
<Symphony> Outlook good, Starsinger.
<Raiven> !eightball SHould I kick your ass for fucking my husband?
<Symphony> My sources say no, Raiven.
<Raiven> !eightball My sources say yes, Symphony
<Symphony> Don't count on it, Raiven.
=-= Mode #bvs-colbertnation +b *!*@ViSiON-73BA41B1.hsd1.ca.comcast.net by Raiven
=-= Symphony was booted from #bvs-colbertnation by Raiven (Raiven) |
#300219* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Dr_Link> SSL certificate: $30.
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> Dell mainframe server: $1.
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> Discount cupon: -$80,000.
<+Dr_Link> Getting hacked by a POST injection: Priceless. |
#300229* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Ghost_sangheili> I guess I go here when asshole bans me from my home channel for no good reason >:|
LoRez has set mode -v Ghost_sangheili
LoRez points at the topic
NoorulIslaam taunts Ghost_sangheili
Ghost_sangheili [n=katahdin@unaffiliated/golf-sierra/x-3059725] has quit IRC: Client Quit
<+edman007> hahahha
<+NoorulIslaam> tough day for him i guess
edman007 hugs LoRez
<+edman007> Ghost_sangheili, pwnt, lol
LoRez has set mode -v edman007
<+LoRez> don't do that edman007...
<+shadowmaster> I wasn't around this time.
<+shadowmaster> not my fauly. ._.
<+_smile_> lol
edman007 [n=edman007@unaffiliated/edman007] has left #defocusComment: the channel is moderated
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#300230* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*Talking about making websites*
Jewmiliation: Well, I'm going to make mine as simple as possible lol
miKe: thats how that fryfinancial thing is
miKe: use tables in layout mode
Jewmiliation: so you must be pretty good at java
Jewmiliation: or do you use photoshop?
miKe: what?
Jewmiliation: have a shitload of buttons
miKe: java and photoshop dont really go togheter tho
Jewmiliation: oh
Jewmiliation: i haven't looked at this stuff since highschool
Jewmiliation: i have no idea what im talking about
miKe: photoshop = picture images
miKe: java = scripting language
miKe: -.-
Jewmiliation: woah wait holdon |
#300233* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Semencookie> we have a feature in our app called "Enterprise Directory"
<Semencookie> but it's not functional
<Semencookie> so i keep asking the dev guy when his ED will get up
<Semencookie> he hasn't gotten it yet |
#300238* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TomTomDS> pkmn dont suk
<The-Compiler> TomTomDS: lern to spell
<The-Compiler> damn *learn xD
<KittehKat> The-Compiler: Nice example.
<The-Compiler> indeedComment: irc.rizon.net #DSOrganize
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#300251* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
themadkitty: dunno cos now there's a meeting across from me that can't move anywhere else
themadkitty: the rest of the crowd are being chatty noisy bitches
themadkitty: the crackers downstairs aren't much better
themadkitty: and in the long run i'm going to kill everyone with nothing but ducttape and chewing gum
themadkitty: so McGyver gets blamed for it
xxxxxx: McGyver usually also needs a stapple, you'd get caught
themadkitty: nah ducttape and chewing gum only.. the staple only happens if he's prepared
xxxxxx: oh
themadkitty: and this has to look like an accidental McGyverism gone horridly wrongComment: On YM discussing why open plan offices are painful
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#300257* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<crazycubana> Did you know that F*ck originated from olden days. Fornication Under Consent of King
<fluoxetine> so people asked the king??
<fluoxetine> "My liege, this comely lass of virtue true has imbibed too much ale, and as verily does her bosom heave, so do I wish to take her to my bed." |
#300274* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* jdingman opened the .pot file and started smoking it
02:55 < waclaw> jdingman\a: watch out for your .mo |
#300289* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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<someone> DMA can read from anything on the main bus.
<jlkwher> except for GBA SRAM... because it only has an 8-bit bus
<someone> Yeah that's true :c
<asfhfdh> your mom is so large, she has to use a 32bit busComment: #dsdev irc.blitzed.org
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#300318* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<plr> What is going on? The random page only shows the same quotes again and again! I need my fix damn it! :( |
#300333* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@sxh> see
<@sxh> trolls don't realize that they are pawns in my game
<@sxh> those dudes came back for more snow snowdon
<@sxh> sad really
<@sxh> i should be attracting 19 year old sluts
<@sxh> not trolls |
#300340* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<solemnwarning> I shall create an SVN repo, post-haste!
<froggey> svn is for homosexuals
<scgtrp> ... people still say "post-haste"?
<solemnwarning> scgtrp: I do.
<froggey> as is saying "post-haste" |
#300345* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Lollan: um, im doing that right now apparently farmville users outnumber actual farmers in the US 60 to 1
Lollan: 62 million people have signed up for that!
Zashi: .....
Zashi: good freaking jebus fuck stick
Lollan: lmao
Zashi: do you know how farmville works? I don't....
Lollan: barely
Lollan: its a sim, you harvest fruit and shit
Zashi: I assume it's some lame adaptation of harvest moon
Lollan: fertilize your neighbors pumpkins
Zashi: wink wink
Lollan: g'damnit rofl
Zashi: aka "pearl necklace"
Lollan: lol
Zashi: frankly, I think "fertilizing pumpkins" is better than "giving a pearl necklace"
Zashi: 'specially if you got a girl with hoooooj titties |
#300387* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
|<-- Kologotov1 has left irc.gamesurge.net (*.net *.split)
<Fax> that's a very localized netsplit
|<-- ChanServ has left irc.gamesurge.net (*.net *.split)
<Flickerdart> lol
<AJ_Impy_> Is this sniper netsplitting, one bot or person at a time?
<Fax> the dude in the clocktower with the sniper rifle is aiming at serverboxen |
#300425* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VirusWorking> We should redirect our talents into another conversation about how to get a dead chicken to scream out the meaning of BIOS beep codes on an Abit motherboard in Russian. |
#300457* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zxpr0jk> if you want shit for free, be prepared to work a little harder for it.
<Penance> Like 2girls1cup hard?
<Penance> Or is that too much work for some shit.
<zxpr0jk> I'm hard. |
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