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#295805* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<GarandLeCoq> OH. MY. GOD. they should totally like make the bears and like guard dogs have like totally awesome rifles upgrade them with like guard towers and stuff
<syberghost> And NINJA MASKS
<Nerkel> that dude just screams troll
<syberghost> NINJA BEARS WITH ASSAULT RIFLES\
<Nerkel> skeleton army > ninja bears
<GarandLeCoq> with PKMs or AKs
<GarandLeCoq> they would lay down in trenches and spray the perimiter of the guard towers with auto fire
<syberghost> And RPG-7s.
<GarandLeCoq> cut the grass, day and night, until their shoulders turn blue
<GarandLeCoq> then the dogs come in
<syberghost> And then people could say "what are those things the bears have?" and you could say "those are MMO RPGs."
<GarandLeCoq> the dogs dont shoot but if they see you they call in air strikes
<JunkHead> I think you guys are on to something.
<JunkHead> Seriously.
<syberghost> Grizzlarians.
<syberghost> Enemies of the Pandaren.
<JunkHead> You could just go all out and have an army of the most devastating animals ever.
<JunkHead> An army of Sharkacondasnakabears.
<JunkHead> And they can breathe fire.
<JunkHead> And read and do basic addition and subtraction.
<Nerkel> Can they do divison?
<JunkHead> They'd be unstoppable.
<JunkHead> No.
<JunkHead> But who cares.
<JunkHead> They only need to know how many people are still alive.Comment: New World of Warcraft race
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#295819* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<L|NUX> can some one tell me how can i setup all my ports installation prefix by default from /usr/local to /usr ?
<Pulpie> why would you want to do.... oh wait your a linux user, nevermind. we... we cant help you hereComment: http://pulpie.ath.cx
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#295841* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@G> RichardBLand: just create a blog dammit and moan about stuff there :)
< RichardBLand> lol you guys won't read it then
<@G> RichardBLand: what makes you think we read what you say anyway? :)
< RichardBLand> oh because you always ban me
< RichardBLand> and people think that im a dick
< RichardBLand> and stupid
< RichardBLand> did you know that most my dreams are of people thinking im stupid / different
< RichardBLand> same when it comes to girls... i dream about them, but they just reject me
<@arbscht> shit, I was rejected by stephen fry in my dream the other day
<@arbscht> but it wasn't really stephen fry
<@arbscht> I don't know who it was |
#296133* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@|bizza> this is heaven!
<&wombat> is my reservation registered yet? It's for a party of one, 1 week before the devil knows i'm dead |
#296289* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<maryhall> now you have 2 followers...
<maryhall> me and me
<mshadle> i just earned an extra inch of internet peen |
#296310 (6/86) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
! v3ritas np: [ T-Rock, Three 6 Mafia - Slang & Serve ]
(v3ritas) hey guys
(v3ritas) i want you to know what song i'm playing
(v3ritas) you probably won't notice, nor care about it, but there it is
(v3ritas) but if you particularly appreciate a strict adherence to a set spoken meter, this song is a fine example |
#296600* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dr_Pressure> Maybe this is a sign I shouldn't be pirating
<Dr_Pressure> Newest Family Guy episode has 666 seeders |
#296657* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Toastmaster57: what would happen if you forced a negative particle to tuch a normal particle?
Toastmaster57: (not anitmatter)
The Fizz Meister: Ummm.
The Fizz Meister: What?
The Fizz Meister: What the fuck is a negative particle?
Toastmaster57: its a thing in theoriectial physics
Toastmaster57: think negative particleComment: Apparently it looks a lot like itself, too.
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#296699* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SGR> OH GOD
<SGR> NOT CHRYSLER!
<SGR> Mass panic!
<TheShad> OH GOD I DON'T OWN A CAR
<grap3> And you never will!
<TheShad> grap3: I hope your house catches fire but nothing bad happens in the end :|
<grap3> 'k!
<grap3> Actually, that's happened before. haha
<grap3> You time-travel jinxed me!
<TheShad> yeah, my delorean is pretty sweet
<grap3> Aha!
<grap3> I caught you!
<grap3> <TheShad> OH GOD I DON'T OWN A CAR
<TheShad> oh shi-
<TheShad> WHEN THIS CITY BUS HITS 88 |
#296786* (?/64) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Eric> ...
<Eric> I'm beginning to hate YouTube.
<John> Why?
<Eric> I accidentally click ONE Islamic video on YouTube, and now that's ALL my reccomended list is about.
<Eric> GOD DAMMIT JUST BECAUSE I CLICK *ONE* VIDEO DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE THAT STUFF.
<Eric> ...
<Eric> Fuck islam!Comment: Edited for flow, and names changed to protect those involved.
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#296805* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<alison> make pie?
<alison> this feels kind of sexist >>
<alison> like the woman makes the pie
<alison> the man does nothing.. |
#296859* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Llama: heh, my relationship to windows is like gays and religion... we don't party together, sometimes indifferent, sometimes really hate each other, but i secretly use it at home and am ashamed by it ;) |
#296871* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<irokie> Alice Cooper is sixty-fucking-one!
<RK> Alice Cooper is a gang bang? |
#296877* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(2:10:08 PM) M: So
(2:10:17 PM) M: I was cutting up this hooker last night
(2:10:33 PM) M: you know, making smaller pieces for easy transport
(2:11:02 PM) M: when I realize that there's still quite a bit of coke on her hiney
(2:12:21 PM) Jessica: oh yeah?
(2:12:26 PM) M: yeah
(2:12:35 PM) M: what do you do in those situations, right?
(2:12:37 PM) Jessica: get a dollar bill (a crisp one) and scrape it off
(2:12:43 PM) M: Hrmmm
(2:12:50 PM) M: I used my credit card
(2:12:58 PM) Jessica: if she's dead, it makes it easier to scrape |
#296896* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
me: I just had to kill firefox it was using 913000K of memory
andrew: you killed Vulpix?! :-( |
#296897* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zowler> no, Im straight
<Dr_Fink> Lol, no.
<Zowler> Im straight as a nice juicy erect cock |
#296937* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* SHODAN has quit IRC ("Be right back")
* SHODAN has joined #aspie-shed
<shogun123> wb SHODAN
<shogun123> how are you today?
<luckybunny> shodan is cool
<SHODAN> Yep
<shogun123> sometimes he is a bit of a moron
<shogun123> SHODAN, isn that right?
<SHODAN> shogun123: Error: "isn" is not a valid command.
<shogun123> there you go, proof positive
<luckybunny> haha |
#297085* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> I have SO NEARLY beat euler 17.
<fahadsadah> 1 == 3, right? |
#297090* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Skatje> "This named entity recognition is the foundation under which other text mining tools are built. The strength of ___ can only be as strong as its foundation, so NER is of the utmost importance."
<Skatje> Fill in the blank!
<allyson> penis, clearly, is the answer.
<Skatje> ;.;
<allyson> we love you Skatje
<allyson> except Cairnarvon because he hates everything.
<Skatje> >:|
<Cairnarvon> I enjoy Skatje for her boobs.
<Skatje> That's even worse.
<Skatje> Just hate me. ;.; |
#297125* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* AzZzul hits insert on Kagom, then starts rhythmically hitting page up, page down.
AzZzul> oops
* AzZzul puts on his bracketsComment: ...
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#297126* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jpa> he came back again.... |-(
<spb> what's that smiley
<spb> sad person with a monobrow?
<alpha> Sad one eyed person with a monobrow.
<alpha> (Gordon Brown) |
#297129* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
ali.sadah: ...
fahadsadah: ....
ali.sadah: .....
fahadsadah: ......
ali.sadah: .......
ali.sadah: I rule at this
ali.sadah: so quit trying
fahadsadah: ........
fahadsadah: I just won.
ali.sadah: DAMN! |
#297139* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Sven: I knew China was Asia's France, but this is even worse
Alda: What does it have to do with France?
Sven: Nobody understands the language and everyone frowns upon them. |
#297143* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Godfiend: "
Godfiend: "
Godfiend: "
Godfiend: "
...(repeat 800 times)...
Godfiend: Uhh
Godfiend: Sorry about that
Godfiend: My cat is retarded |
#297155* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
ASSHAT: lol i just got this IM...
ASSHAT: <xxxxxxxx> i wanna fuck you while watching lord of the rings high on nyquil
flakblas: DOod you said you wouldn't paste that in irc!!!
flakblas: wtfComment: #sdf on irc.freeshell.org
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