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#294555* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@bbot> my modem is of the opinion that 129.42.18.103 doesn't exist
<@bbot> what a bitch
<+lincest> wow, that ip looks a lot like my mobile number
<@bbot> it would
<@bbot> since it's only a couple digits off
<+lincest> yes... if the 9 and 1 were 0 and 4 it would be an number anagram
<+lincest> why do you know my mobile number? >_>
<@bbot> because you fucking told me that it looked like your mobile number
<@bbot> I just rephrased what you said, using the magic of words. |
#294575* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
cripyhaze4: wow i didnt know they made a new unsolved mysteries TV series
cripyhaze4: its full of dumb bitches getting raped
cripyhaze4: i dont see what is so unsolved
cripyhaze4: and whats the mystery |
#294590* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Gr33n3gg[afk] changed nick to Gr33n3gg
*** Nemykal (~Nemykal@tsun.tsun.dere.dere) joined
<plant> oh he stopped playin' fallout3
<Gr33n3gg> yep
<Gr33n3gg> been playing with my touch for a bit now.
<+Kad> Gr33n3gg, does it make you feel like a child molester?
<Gr33n3gg> goddamnit, iPod Touch.Comment: #linux
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#294759* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BigToeCommando> Doesn't your password/account name get blocked out in steam chat? |
#294760* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[17:33] DeLiQuEnT: ah , same shit... blame the church xD
[17:33] draqshorul: anyways... they can't give orders to doctors :D
[17:33] draqshorul: if the church says no,... doctors say yes.... doctors win >:)
[17:33] DeLiQuEnT: lol
[17:34] DeLiQuEnT: the simplest teory i've ever seen =)
[17:34] draqshorul: the doctor simply asks.. do you have a Ph.D. in medicine ?
[17:34] DeLiQuEnT: no, but i have god on my side with 2k years of experience :P
[17:35] draqshorul: so what...he's a virgin... doesn't even know how a pussy looks like :D
[17:35] DeLiQuEnT: roflmao =)
[17:35] draqshorul: big deal he had a baby... made in vitro
[17:35] draqshorul: with another slutty girl from Nazareth |
#294764* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Mechazawa] Its a straight paste, itll be a bit long
‹‹‹ Mechazawa quit. Message: Excess Flood |
#294780* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Pride285_ (~Pride285@Swift-E5FAB9C7.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #hello
<+`boBo> no wonder ur single
<@azure> I HAVE BREASTS
<@azure> NOT PECTORALS
* Pride285_ (~Pride285@Swift-E5FAB9C7.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) Quit (Client exited)Comment: #hello, SwiftIRC
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#294799* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
InfernalTempestX: hey, next time me and you see wes and theres like no one around, we're kicking his ass
Vulcanjaded: whatd he do
InfernalTempestX: i cummed all over my backpack
InfernalTempestX: he cummed* |
#294831* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Ana: I had a crush on him and kate moss as a couple! I thought they were cool
Ana: how to be famous and still super trashy as fuck and a pikey!
Ana: It's quite something, really!
Ana: popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/pete-doherty-1.jpg so sexy <3
ultra_violence is out of ...s
Ana: Thing is, even in studio pictures, he looks like a tramp
Ana: If you cant look like a decent human being after being heavily made up and photoshopped then theres something wrong with you
Ana: And that is the beauty of Pete Doherty and why he's so fascinating. I actually think he's an alien or, at least, a mutant! |
#294861* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
vault: DUDE
vault: FUCK YOU HAVE TO HELP ME
vault: DAMMIT
ShadowSocks: ?
vault: UGH
ShadowSocks: What?
vault: DUDE
vault: I ACCIDENTALLY A COKE BOTTLE
vault: THE WHOLE THING
ShadowSocks: ?
vault: OMG WUT DO I DO
ShadowSocks: u accidently a coke bottle?
vault: YES
ShadowSocks: u accidnely wut
vault: A COKE BOTTLE
ShadowSocks: ?
ShadowSocks: drank it?
vault: NO
vault: I ACCIDENTALLY A COKE BOTTLE
vault: THE WHOLE THING
vault: WHAT DO I DO
vault: MATT OMG
ShadowSocks: ok wtf is like stephen at ur house our sumthing?
vault: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
ShadowSocks: wut what do you mean you accidently a coke bottle
ShadowSocks: ?
ShadowSocks: that makes no sense.
vault: ok
vault: i had it in my hand right
vault: the coke bottle
vault: like a 2 liter
ShadowSocks: yes
ShadowSocks: okay
vault: and i accidentally the whole thing
vault: FUCK WHAT DO I DO
ShadowSocks: ....
ShadowSocks: I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS
vault: uuuuuuuuuugh i'm screwed
ShadowSocks: ...
ShadowSocks: did you spill it?
vault: MATT
ShadowSocks: WHAT
vault: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
vault: I TOLD YOU LIKE 1203982 TIMES
ShadowSocks: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
ShadowSocks: I ACCIDENTLY A COKE BOTTLE MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
ShadowSocks: YOU NEED A VERB IN THAT FUCKING SENTENCE
ShadowSocks: YOU ACCIDENTLY WHAT A COKE BOTTLE?!?!
vault: STOP GIVING ME GRAMMAR LESSONS IM IN A BAD SITUATION RIGHT NOW
vault: REALLY FUCKING BAD
ShadowSocks: WELL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!?
vault: DUDE I MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
ShadowSocks: ...
ShadowSocks: okay.
vault: OMG
vault: MY PARENTS ARENT HOME WHAT DO I DO
ShadowSocks: either stephens at your house, someones hacking your account, or your acting like a moron.
vault: lol im messing w/u
vault: that was fun
ShadowSocks: ... |
#295001* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[WuTangle] DrunkAus: tell me something i dont know
[WuTangle] A.Y.B.A.B.T.U: Vaginas are awesome.
[WuTangle] DrunkAus: rly?
[WuTangle] DrunkAus: like how awesome? |
#295027* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sniper109> <url to youtube shamwow commercial removed> shamwow
<`WarpKat> is that the creepy lookin' guy that looks like he's gonna jump out of the tv and punch you in the face for some money???
<BadLag> Lol
<BadLag> Looks like Van, from that Reba show
<[LZ]DevilHunter> Billy Mayes ?? lol
<WhiteRabbit> Pretty much
<`WarpKat> dude...seriously...he looks needy
<`WarpKat> SUPER needy
<WhiteRabbit> But he has a purpose
<`WarpKat> yea - to punch you in the face, give you german cloth, and take money
<`WarpKat> that's his purposeComment: irc.oftc.net/#skulltag
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#295032* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
dustball: i hate them
dustball: i'd wish death on steve jobs but looks like hes got that coveredComment: on the iPhone app submission process
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#295064* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Katrina> There isn't enough porn (that I can find) of bitches just being gagged and tied up and thrown out in public for men to use as theylike,whether the whore wants it or not.
<Nerafim> I.e. rape?>.>
<Katrina> Yes.
<Nerafim> Yeah I kind of was looking for that also.
<Rin> lol
<Rin> you sick people
<Rin> me too |
#295066* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Trinexx> idle for 34 minutes
<@Trinexx> he's dead.Comment: Trinexx in #movies on irc.7chan.org
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#295084* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<J> that was just wtf
<J> /quit
<Smiller> I had "Oh my god I need to shit" anxiety
<Smiller> *scuse
<Smiller> Mah
<Smiller> French
<J> it says "quit" on it
<J> how could you think that it would be the "brb button"
<Smiller> I didn't care, it worked.
<J> :(
<Smiller> I only had 2 seconds to figure out what I was doing. xD
<Smiller> Cuz that bomb was droppin whether I liked it or not.
<Camisado> TMI
<Smiller> xDDDDDDDDDDDD
* Smiller has chronic constipation, and when she doesn't, has no rectal control.
<Smiller> xDDD
<Smiller> That enough for you?Comment: http://www.qdb.us/295082 is the one before this... Kinda leads up to it.
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#295132* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
***foutrelis hasn't been able to create a simple bar chart with the libraries he tried :(
<SDr> roll your own
<foutrelis> ehm :(
<SDr> ^-> this message has been brough to you by the "we-roll-our-own" foundation, inventors of the "not-invented-here" syndrome ^^
***foutrelis rolls over _-_ |
#295145* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
A voice can heard by thousands, but its the things said that change the lives of millions. |
#295148* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@StonedNinja> If someone says they need something before a date
<@StonedNinja> Having the said thing on the date
<@StonedNinja> Does that make fail?
<@Reactive> what, what?
<@Reactive> make sense
<@Xen> Yes
<@Xen> That does StonedNinja
<@StonedNinja> Damn.
<@Xen> If I tell you I want a bj before I die
<@Xen> And you give it to me when I die
<@Xen> That'll just be gross
<@Xen> And hence
<@Xen> You will fail |
#295262* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jwatsonI> Is there any way to get more info out of IE other than 'error on page' and then the details box that says 'object expected' and a line number? Or what that line number refers to, even?
<initjh> Auto`away if you are trying to pre-load, this is not the way to do it
<flint> no go get firefox and firebug
<initjh> yes jwatson, turn on the script debugger
<jwatsonI> flint It works in FF and throws no errors in Firebug but does not work in IE
<jwatsonI> initjh Where's that?
<initjh> advanced settings
<jwatsonI> initjh Thanks, it's on...what is it supposed to do? Can't see any more info anywhere
<jorge_> when u getthe error u are prompted to see the debug
<initjh> jwatsonI you need to have the script debugger
<jorge_> using IE8 just activate developer tools F12
<flint> jwatsonI: do you have an extra , at the end of an array?
<flint> i know that throws off IE but not firefox
<jwatsonI> initjh Oh..well...OK.
<jwatsonI> flint I don't really know. It's something wrong with teh dataTable plugin, but I don't know where
<initjh> jwatsonI it's usually built in, it will ask you if you want to fire up the script debugger on error
<jwatsonI> initjh No such luck...
<flint> jwatson search the file for ",]"
<jwatsonI> initjh where would I get it?
<jwatsonI> flint Good call, I did have an extra ,
<initjh> wow, did he post code or did you magically guess that?
oh
<initjh> nice guess flint
<flint> ohhh just saw i guessed that
woot!
<initjh> flint that was a sexy guess
<flint> i had the same problem 3 months ago
<flint> because IE spits out this crazy error and firefox is fine, and IE gets the line number wayyy offComment: Freenode can solve all your problems
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#295292* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< lawvegandiva> ok... it's amost farmers market o'clock.. time for shower and happines.
<+Joey__> are you in the market for a farmer then ? |
#295314* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
DFO> !fight DFOS TRUCK vs OZZX TRUCK
<Trey> bitch
<Trey> *
<RoRbot> By results on Google.com: OZZX TRUCK beats DFOS TRUCK by 580,000 to 1,110!
<DFO> WHAT
<Trey> OH
<OzzX> OWNED
<DFO> BULLSHIT.
<Trey> OH
<Trey> LMAOComment: ahahaha
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#295317* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ChezNips> no, we are american where I live, we dont use the "U"
<Faijer> No u?! |
#295598* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Aaron> had to drive for an hour, found a really good dealer 50 some miles from here
<keri> what were you driving like 25 miles an hour |
#295773* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
01:18 %Akiros • oh god damn shit son
01:18 %Akiros • you fuckin got that wiggly on the chassis god damn it
01:18 %Akiros • FUCK
01:18 %Zex • kamu if you were to have a sex change to a guy would you still pms?
01:18 @Kamu • fuck son wutya gunna do now man shit
01:18 %Akiros • m gonna go wallaby on that giraffe
01:18 %Akiros • you KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN
01:18 %Akiros • MOTHERFUCKER
01:19 @Kamu • aiight
01:20 %Akiros • that's what you get when a white dude from arkansas and a white dude from australia try to be gangster
01:20 %Akiros • me and kamu totally did a drive by on Zex that shit was nutz biggie biggie
01:21 @Kamu • damn bro
01:21 @Kamu • shit son
01:23 @Kamu • is probably why he is so pissed
01:23 @Kamu • we fucked up his crib
01:25 @Kamu • Akiros: come to australia and we form a security company
01:26 %Akiros • yeah |
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