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#303652* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Drazhar> YO FAXALATICAL
<Fax> sup
<Drazhar> cap'n of hte USS fail needs adviceru
<Drazhar> but him nowhere near computer
<Drazhar> he apparently got a text outta nowhere from teh girl
<Drazhar> saying she didn't appreciate him telling people they had kissed
<Drazhar> and he has no idea how to respond
<Fax> Tell him to tell her that he's sorry, but her kiss was good enough that it messed up his brainmeats and made him stupid
<Drazhar> lol srsly?
<Fax> yes
<Fax> never stop mackin'
<Drazhar> her response was apparently subpar
<Drazhar> "Well that kind of stupid can make me not like you."
<Fax> "I won't let it happen again, but I'd like to experiment to make sure."
<Drazhar> Her response was a simple "no"
<Drazhar> He says, "That's it im done"
<Drazhar> "Tell fax thanks for trying"
<Fax> bitch ain't got no taste anyway
<Fax> that was a perfect setup |
#303708* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ikorack shanks weatherkid
weatherkid ubershanks ikorack
ikorack smites weatherkid
weatherkid has the pope damn ikorack
ikorack assassinates the pope
(weatherkid02) ikorack, it's about time too.
(ikorack02) >.< |
#303718* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+MarcoDiMarco> hmm i havent seen my cat for like 3 days now...maybe i should give him food instead of beat him with a baseball bat
<+cataract> lol omg
<+MarcoDiMarco> naah that would just make him soft wouldnt it ?
<+cataract> 3 days? lol
<+cataract> are u training him?
<+cataract> her
<+cataract> :d
<+MarcoDiMarco> its an it since we chopped off his balls by slapping 2 bricks together with his manhood in the middle
<+MarcoDiMarco> you gotta be carefull with that, cause if you misplace your thumb then that shit can get real nasty
<+cataract> ahahahahahahah
<+cataract> thats cruel dude
<+cataract> poor cat
<+MarcoDiMarco> no thats how the dutchmen gets shit done! |
#303731* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Topic is: <gayportla> in my country there are big dicks
*** Topic set by Randy!randy@what.ever [Sun Jun 27 17:21:47 2010]Comment: efnet...
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#303773* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Dennis: ya know i don't care what anyone or anything says, sometimes the facts aren't right :P |
#303774* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bcdefgg> Cold0ne, I would brush my teeth with your cock
<bcdefgg> You can only guess what would be the tooth paste |
#303793* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%boostickf> Toaster, are you male or female today?
<@Toaster> boostickf: none of the above
<%boostickf> Toaster, if you are neither male or female, then what are you?
<@Toaster> boostickf: female,
<@Toaster> Or u could just use a placeboComment: Modularsystems, #emerald
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#303803* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<XPieter> My wifi router goes nuts...
<XPieter> One day I am going to learn it fly |
#303816* (?/47) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Psycho: guess what
taktoa: you're gay?
Psycho: no, silly ;)
taktoa: you do crack?
taktoa: you snort rice krispies?
Psycho: Selling and doing
Psycho: are two different things, friend |
#303817* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
taktoa: here's a mock slashfic
taktoa: Jesus/Darth Vader/Hitler/Mother Teresa/Bill Gates/taktoa
Morpheus: Are you the end result
taktoa: artificial insemination
Morpheus: or part of the mix
taktoa: part of the mix
Morpheus: oh god
Morpheus: you'd be...
Morpheus: steve jobs |
#303824* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Danny: pick a letter of the alphabet
Matt: j
Danny: okay, now pick a letter not of the alphabet.
Matt: Omega
Danny: Now xor them.
Matt: lawl?
Matt: as in their Unicode values?
Danny: yes.
Matt: ok
Matt: do you want capital or lower case?
Danny: capital.
[Matt works on the problem for a moment.]
Matt: hex(0x4a ^ 0x3a9) = 0x3e3
AND THE WINNER IS
"ϣ
U+03E3 COPTIC SMALL LETTER SHEI"
Danny: okay, now logically negate that character
Danny: or I should say
Danny: take the set of everything x such that x is not that character
Matt: oh ok
Danny: now remove from that set everything that is not in the English alphabet
Danny: what are you left with?
Matt: the English alphabet :P
Danny: GOOD
Danny: HERE'S A COOKIE
Danny: *cookie*
Matt: OMG! COOKIEComment: [like ten minutes later] Danny: OMG! COOKIEBUNTU
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#303842* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lawwy> if i was to fuck a robot that would be wierd
<Foxy> o-o
<B-Rad> Lawwy
<Lawwy> i think my penis would get cut up a lot
<Lawwy> yes i know
<Lawwy> i wouldn't know
<B-Rad> exactly
<Lawwy> thats why i say IF
<B-Rad> though I wouldn't put it past you to find out |
#303848* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
&lovlyldy> i dont really care for cats unlike dogs if you tell a cat to get the pape cat just sit there looking at you thinking " me? i know your not talking to me"
<&wombat> i prefer cats...who wants to read a paper that's full of dog drool
<&wombat> if i want the paper, i can get it myself, or get a trained monkey
<&wombat> another good thing about trained monkeys, besides them getting the newspaper...you can train them to throw crap back at the newspaper boy |
#303850* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sebas> Heh, bad typo
<Sebas> "Sugar Hill Gang - Raper's Delight" |
#303851* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mangaluver> oh, thats wonderful news
<mangaluver> when's the wedding?
<mangaluver> and which of the few states that allow gay marriage are you two going to?
<@Pedophile> Canada |
#303872* (?/47) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lawwy> 1 more
<Lawwy> that was short
<B-Rad> kay bedtime
<Lawwy> was expecting it to be longer
<B-Rad> your mom was expecting mine to be shorter
<Lawwy> yeah she found that out the hard way
<B-Rad> she went to bed sore that night
<Lawwy> didn't she?
<B-Rad> rethink what you said lawwy
<Lawwy> i just realised thats my mom... |
#303886* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fappy> altamar saca la bonga si ya no amas papelitos pa
<fappy> ponernos grifos de mota
<@Cassper> CHING CHONG WING WONG DONG
<@Cassper> english plz
<fappy> u say shit on chinesse
<fappy> and u say english to me
<fappy> Fuck you
<@Coach> LOLOL
<@Coach> FUCKComment: fappy
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#303901* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Valtieri> I SEE YOU DRIVIN' 'ROUND TOWN WITH THE GIRL I LOVE
<Valtieri> AND I'M LIKE
<Valtieri> SWALLOW A BAG OF NAILS |
#303904* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Endeavour> [url censored] Broadcasting the construction of a RepRap Mendel
<sllide> :D
<sgrace_work> Endeavour: Where's your naked woman figure?
<Endeavour> I gave her to a friend. Told him I printed him a girlfriend.
<sgrace_work> Is he an engineer?
<Endeavour> Yeah
<sgrace_work> What a good friend you are.
<Endeavour> lol
<sgrace_work> You printed him a girlfriend.
<Endeavour> I do what I can for my people. ;)
<sgrace_work> I wish I had friends that did that for me. |
#303954* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Me: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!
Him: lazor*
Me: LAZAH!
Him: Dun make me shank a hoe.
Me: Go ahead.
Him: -Shanks your favorite hoe-
Me: Oh mya goda...you shanked Marley!?!?!
Him: Lmao....
Him: XD
Him: You are a pedophile arn't you. >.>
Me: Not really. I just play one on TV.
Him: OMG
Him: YOUR BARNEY?! |
#303960* (?/55) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Rontosh: I'm going to twitter myspace until I bing and google all over your facebook |
#303972* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Metafoxi> The way to a man's heart isn't though his stomach.
<Metafoxi> God no.
<Metafoxi> The way to a man's heart is through his ARTERIES.
<Schakal|Uni> another fat breakfast
<Schakal|Uni> ?#
* Metafoxi just ate the oiliest, cheesiest, dripping chicken and beef bacon sandvich prepped by a friend.
<Schakal|Uni> uh ew
<Gorb> :o
<Metafoxi> I may just marry this woman just for that.
<Metafoxi> 8 year age gap be damned.
<Gorb> Depends, is she eight years younger? ;P
<Metafoxi> ...older. <_<
<Schakal|Uni> well
<Schakal|Uni> on old horses you learn riding
<Schakal|Uni> or so
<Metafoxi> Interesting metaphor.
<Schakal|Uni> qdb?
<Schakal|Uni> ah well why not :D
<Metafoxi> =(Comment: #homeworld Afoxi
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#304011* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<franz> A few have been taken out for political considerations, such as Adolph in 2001.
<franz> hurricane adolph coming to fuck your shit up |
#304022* (?/51) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Fallingwater posts a demotivator about how church with a lightning rod doesn't show much confidence)
<+witchdoctor> no, you see there's faith, then there's just being a fucking idiot.
<+witchdoctor> You see a church without a lightning rod is just tempting fate.
<+witchdoctor> And as we all know God can't resist a chance to cause irony.
<+Fallingwater> so basically god's a bit of a bastard then
<+witchdoctor> a little bit, yeah
<+witchdoctor> but he's more of a prankster than an outright bastard, though
<+witchdoctor> I mean look at the platypus
<+witchdoctor> wtf was up with that?
<+Fallingwater> eh, I dunno... look at africa... pretty mean prank, that
<+Fallingwater> "U GOTZ AIDS LOLOLOL"
<+Fallingwater> "ha ha, very funny god, now gimme back my white blood cells pls"
<+Fallingwater> "LOLZ COME AND GET THEM KEKEKEKE"Comment: #tropers on irc.esper.net
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#304040* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lala> you are all such men
<Lala> all wanting to shove your dick in me, I'm not some kind of whore
<Azazel> Hey man, whatever floats your boat :D
<Lala> i want jacos big huge dick now
<Lala> in me
<Lala> hard
* Serge shoves it in her mouth* shuddup whore
<Lala> =3
<Lala> and akuma
<Lala> ur such a pussy
<Jacob83> Huh
<Jacob83> Well that was unexpected Serge
<Lala> you cant even stand up and say i should stay with you
<Lala> you dont even want me
<Lala> asshole!Comment: Oh sweet irony.
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