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#304631* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SaltyChicken> Tiddles
<Tiddles> ?
<SaltyChicken> i just realized you have no even numbers
<Tiddles> lol
<SaltyChicken> how... *sunglasses* ... odd
<SaltyChicken> YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHComment: Tiddles use the nickname "157359951735" on a sandbox game.
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#304635* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Corwinoid> HOO HAH! I got all of the afternoon games right too
<ttvd> so how much did you win?
<Symm-> 1 inflatable doll and 2 whiskey labels
<elo[i]> Symm-: to cover her eyes?Comment: Efnet, #c++
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#304674* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<LassiH> the next time i won't have to worry about school is in four and a half years
<LassiH> and evn after that i prolly need to do some stuff inbetween working for six years
<LassiH> so yay for me
<Athinira> YOUR LIFE IS GOING TO BE MISERABLE AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!
<LassiH> YOU WILL EAT YOUR OWN GUTS AND ASK FOR SECONDS
<Athinira> I GOT INFINITE GUTS! YOUR COWARDICE IS GOING TO BE YOUR UNDOING
<LassiH> INB4 YOU ARE NOT PREPARED
<Athinira> :(
<Athinira> Going for a wank before i eat my guts i guess... |
#304701* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CXDScoutSniper> LOL 2how 5hq5?
<CXDBrightSide> WTF
<CXDScoutSniper> ment whos that >.>
<CXDBrightSide> How the Hell did you...nevermind...Comment: Private message
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#304703* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nite> I locked my tuition in 2005
<Nite> my brother went to my school today
<Nite> the tuition has gone up $20,000 SINCE 2005
<Kyden> That's ridiculous
<Kyden> Were they're any black kids in your class?
<Kyden> Because there aren't any now |
#304743* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* weavile1 hugs esperante
<weavile1> ...
<weavile1> that's something
* esperante steals weavile1's wallet
<weavile1> I didn't have a wallet with me :/
<esperante> not anymore you don't |
#304747* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Anjie: I was really mad at you about 5 minutes ago, y'know. But, you always fix things by talking somehow.
Willy Miller: That's funny. I was really mad at you about 5 minutes ago. But, I always fix things by talking somehow.Comment: You mad? Yeah, you mad.
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#304758* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<michelle-evo> Fail
<crimson> Win
<michelle-evo> Lies
<crimson> Truths
<Frog> ribbit
<crimson> Meow.
<michelle-evo> Oink
<Frog> pikachu!
<crimson> gay.
<michelle-evo> AgreedComment: #cg
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#304786* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Crazed_Succubus> so I'm done with school for the time being. Just have a take-home test to do and that's it..
<Crazed_Succubus> Now I have like, nothing to do.
<Crazed_Succubus> How will I spend my free time? Oh, dilemans
<FuzzyPlushroom> Dilemmas?
<Crazed_Succubus> Yeah, sure. That word.
<FuzzyPlushroom> Or is Dileman's a brand of cheap booze or something?
<Crazed_Succubus> Please don't overestimate my typos :P
<FuzzyPlushroom> ...when you're under the influence of Dileman's fortified red wine?
<echoed> myspace.com/dileman
<Crazed_Succubus> I don't like you guys anymore
<FuzzyPlushroom> You did before? :-P
<Crazed_Succubus> Touche |
#304794* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<xray7224> i know of a game :D
<xray7224> tiz amazing ;)
<xray7224> its called name the molecule ;)
<xray7224> hokey lets start of easy CH3
<xray7224> that was suppose to be CH4 btw
<xray7224> stupid keys, who thought putting 3 next to 4 was a good idea |
#304806* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<~ader10> I am so lucky today. I usually take coffee to my bed, but I rarely actually place it on the bed
<~ader10> I figured it wouldn't easily tip if I put it on this huge textbook
<~ader10> then I pushed on the bed near the textbook and the mug slid off, but hit my arm and didn't tip :D
<CreativeMind> lol
<CreativeMind> magic!
<CreativeMind> kill the sorcerer!
<~ader10> Don't make me use my anti-coffee-spill spell on youComment: #technology What.CD
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#304817* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<KINGPIN> A troll? You mean the animal? |
#304849* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Kimmeh> And the crew was just like "keep filming, keep filming....."
<look> wow
<look> i get in here and hear THAT
<look> what did i miss?
<Kimmeh> o-o
<OkayThen> Well
<OkayThen> There was this woman dying
<OkayThen> of a heart attack
<OkayThen> during a porno
<OkayThen> but they thought it was sexy.
<OkayThen> So they kept the footage. |
#304913* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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#304918* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Homicide> honk in hell
<+TodayIll> Kate Bush was indie before indie was cool
<+TodayIll> f'xd
< tanukihat> Hipster garbage
< lotus> No, I'll honk in #creamydonk
< Homicide> wat
< Homicide> 04:05 -ChanServ(null@services.7chan.org)- El Canal #creamydonk no esta registrado.
< Homicide> your canal is not registered
< tanukihat> I registered your mom's canal
< tanukihat> With my penis
<+TodayIll> tanukihat, WHICH CANAL?
<+TodayIll> She has so MANY
< Homicide> my mom is norway
< tanukihat> The BIRTH CANAL
< Homicide> she also has fjords
< tanukihat> I caught fjords from this Vietnamese chick
< tanukihat> Took me a week to get rid of themComment: #7chan, irc.7chan.com
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#304929* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cupholder> *Intel logo ASCII art*
<Jake|WarHammer> fail
<Jake|WarHammer> intel inside
<Jake|WarHammer> idiot outside
<duked> lol
<cupholder> you know i hate amd
<duked> luckly we have windows to keep them seperate
<Jake|WarHammer> lol
<duked> ^win |
#304975* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
EricaNelsonServant: That's it. I've had it. WHICH OF YOU IS STALKING ME?!!
Moot: I AM!!!
EricaNelsonServant: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!!
Moot: I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA!!! HELP ME!!! KILL ME!!!
EricaNelsonServant: *Smacks Fapman upside the head with shovel*. |
#305030* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* _Legacy has joined
* LG_Legacy has kicked _Legacy (Get another name)
<Caironater|Mobile> lol
* _Legacy has joined
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<_Legacy> Discussion in this channel
<_Legacy> Other stuff
<Caironater|Mobile> what is?
* LG_Legacy has kicked _Legacy (Get another name)
--- mode +b _Legacy!*@* by LG_Legacy
* KapiteinKoffie pokes LG_Legacy
<KapiteinKoffie> :]
* Caironater|Mobile is now known as LG-Legacy
<LG-Legacy> hi
* LG_Legacy has kicked LG_Legacy from #minecraft (Impersonation)
<Visiiri> pwned
* LG_Legacy has joined
* LG-Legacy is now known as Caironater|Mobile
--- mode +o LG_Legacy by ChanServ
<Visiiri> LOL
<Visiiri> hahahhahaha
--- mode +b Carionater|Mobile!*@* by LG_Legacy
* LG_Legacy has kicked Caironater|Mobile
* LG_Legacy has kicked Visiiri |
#305048* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
SanGinge: You've reached DreamsIncorporated Subdivision: Sanity Check. Please state the nature of your emergency...
HighDroneOdo: DANNY PHANTOM SNOG DEATH! WTF?!!
SanGinge: Thank you for uploading your experience to the SanityServer... You--just over loaded the server...
HighDroneOdo: Uh oh...
*High Drone Odo is KILLED* |
#305111* (?/67) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+LilWayne> 4chan still sucks
<&Fockbox> Has it ever not sucked?
<+LilWayne> I liked it 4 5 years ago
<+Wolf-> ^ this
<+shroomage> The internet wasn't around 45 years ago
<+shroomage> Nice try
<&Fockbox> Fucking owned |
#305113* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Krille> I just had some Jansson's temptation
<Krille> now my beard smells like unwashed cunt
<Jake|D600_win7> lol
<Krille> fucking anchovyComment: #wtfpwnt at irc.rubbermallet.org
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#305129* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
HighDroneOdo: Hi...
SanGinge: I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!!!
HighDroneOdo: No, you nursed me back to health, thanks...
SanGringe: You have an entertaining problem, seek temporary help. |
#305201* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Odraccoon> A game
<Odraccoon> Its about charging at other players
<Odraccoon> Storing energy for killing them
<Odraccoon> Exploding yourself
<Odraccoon> And get points for doing that
<Odraccoon> Their batteries, maybe. Its a robot game
<Glaug-Eldare> speaking of exploding yourself i watched a movie about suicide bombers today
<Glaug-Eldare> it was hilariousComment: #furaffinity on #furnet
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#305273* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mheath> I fucked the shit out of her twice tonight
<mheath> and now I'm drunk
<mheath> I'm good for tonight |
#305318* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Jesse: If I ever met Amy, I would kiss her full on the mouth.
Carrie: Would you stick your tongue down her throat?
Jesse: Yeah, and probably come back up with a delicious vegan burrito.
Carrie: That seriously made me want to puke.
Jesse: If you were Amy, you'd puke up delectable organic vegan soup. |
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