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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 25 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 51.6% chance of being approved.

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<Drazhar> YO FAXALATICAL
<Fax> sup
<Drazhar> cap'n of hte USS fail needs adviceru
<Drazhar> but him nowhere near computer
<Drazhar> he apparently got a text outta nowhere from teh girl
<Drazhar> saying she didn't appreciate him telling people they had kissed
<Drazhar> and he has no idea how to respond
<Fax> Tell him to tell her that he's sorry, but her kiss was good enough that it messed up his brainmeats and made him stupid
<Drazhar> lol srsly?
<Fax> yes
<Fax> never stop mackin'
<Drazhar> her response was apparently subpar
<Drazhar> "Well that kind of stupid can make me not like you."
<Fax> "I won't let it happen again, but I'd like to experiment to make sure."
<Drazhar> Her response was a simple "no"
<Drazhar> He says, "That's it im done"
<Drazhar> "Tell fax thanks for trying"
<Fax> bitch ain't got no taste anyway
<Fax> that was a perfect setup
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