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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 33 times.
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&lovlyldy> i dont really care for cats  unlike dogs  if you tell a cat to get the pape  cat just sit there looking at you thinking " me? i know your not talking to me"
<&wombat> i prefer cats...who wants to read a paper that's full of dog drool
<&wombat> if i want the paper, i can get it myself, or get a trained monkey
<&wombat> another good thing about trained monkeys, besides them getting the newspaper...you can train them to throw crap back at the newspaper boy
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