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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 27 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 51.1% chance of being approved.

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<+MarcoDiMarco> hmm i havent seen my cat for like 3 days now...maybe i should give him food instead of beat him with a baseball bat
<+cataract> lol omg
<+MarcoDiMarco> naah that would just make him soft wouldnt it ?
<+cataract> 3 days? lol
<+cataract> are u training him?
<+cataract> her
<+cataract> :d
<+MarcoDiMarco> its an it since we chopped off his balls by slapping 2 bricks together with his manhood in the middle
<+MarcoDiMarco> you gotta be carefull with that, cause if you misplace your thumb then that shit can get real nasty
<+cataract> ahahahahahahah
<+cataract> thats cruel dude
<+cataract> poor cat
<+MarcoDiMarco> no thats how the dutchmen gets shit done!
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