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#305892* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* moogile dances :D-|<
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<moogile> ():>{==<
<moogile> I JUST DREW MUHAMMED
<ar_ru> moogile, way to be completely off topic and random
<Rjx> and not funny in the slightest
<Rjx> if I ever see that nick come up in the quote queue I'm instakilling itComment: oh yes i did
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#305916* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CorgiDude> maybe it can't handle all black everything
<@Echelon> better not take that code to africa then. |
#305932* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xerei> wanna play ping pong?
<Colt22445> sure how do i play?
<Xerei> just hit the ball my way
<Xerei> | .
<Xerei> fast! before it passes
<Colt22445> i know how to play,but how do do it the gameserv way?
<Xerei> ah, the gameserv doesn't like ping pong
<Colt22445> ah,start the game
<Xerei> I did already!
<Xerei> | .
<Xerei> now you hit the dot my way
<Colt22445> so . I
<Xerei> |.
<Xerei> oo close one
<Colt22445> ah
<Xerei> I think I hit the ball over to your side..and you didn't hit it back..so /win
<Colt22445> yup
<Xerei> woot woot! can't touch this!
<Xerei> can't touch this
<Xerei> yeah! in your face, loser!
<Xerei> I won an IRC ping pong match! |
#305971* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
linux_probe hates changes
<linux_probe> like the newest firefox
<linux_probe> them cunts need to leave the shit alone and fix the fucking bugs/holes
<linux_probe> same with gnome and kde, always pushing shit out, yet the same bugs/holes remain
<linux_probe> or they fix 10 issues and add 15 more >_>
<`WarpKat> but
<`WarpKat> that's how development works
<`WarpKat> no?
<`WarpKat> i mean...shit, man - i'd get fired for not doing it that way!
<linux_probe> exactly the issue ;)
<linux_probe> end result = rather basketcase code with shortcuts everywhere for production output'
<linux_probe> deadlines deadlines deadlines >_>
`WarpKat symbolically links everything in his project tree
<`WarpKat> I'LL TEACH YOU!
<linux_probe> lol
<frn> svn add 'Shortcut to Internet.lnk'
<ink> haha
<frn> commit this, bitch.Comment: irc.oftc.net/#linuxfriends
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#306010* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Zach: so, how's the twiz treating you?
me: I have more pressing matters, like 517
Zach: well, they are both due tomorrow
me: Yeah, but Haskell is worth 1 point out of like 25
517 could, in theory, be worth infinity points given the lack of a syllabus.
Maybe even uncountable infinity points.
Zach: your theory jokes are very funny
me: They are only in RE because the jokes are impossible to reject. |
#306011* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vycor> im going to bed, gnight
<SumWon> g'night Vycor
* Vycor is now known as Vycor|Sleep
<SumWon> NOOO I didn't tell him not to let the bed bugs bite.
<SumWon> HOW WILL HE KNOW!? He's doomed!
<Vycor|Sleep> issues you have, issues
* Vycor|Sleep is now known as Vycor|Away |
#306029* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-*- [Saint] might be willing to let Strife89 into his box given the time to do so. |
#306064* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Pieman> I've been trying to get white gel all across the floor for like 20 fucking minutes
<@Pieman> and that's all I can think to doComment: For the record, he was discussing a puzzle in Portal 2.
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#306065* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ScribbleJ> misterkitty.org/extras/lostanime/index.html
<rhys> ScribbleJ, where on earth do you find things like that?
<ScribbleJ> I keep a printout of the entire internet in my closet, as an emergency backup.
<ScribbleJ> Sometimes i read it before I go to bed.
<ScribbleJ> The whole thing.
<rhys> see, i know that isn't true
<rhys> because you're still using perl
<rhys> you can't have read the entire internet, and figured out that the best language in the world is perl.
<rhys> and if you did, this isn't a world I want to live in anymore
<ScribbleJ> I hope you're not suggesting I use Perl because I'm ignorant of better options.
<ScribbleJ> If you are, I may have to stab you.
<ScribbleJ> Perl was a coldly calculated choice.
<rhys> no. perl is like building a building, where every one in a while bricks put into a specific pattern magically evaluate as air, and some of the beams you have to use are bent like Liberachi |
#306077* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WheatThins> lol gamestop has a poll to ask whats the first game system you ever played
<WheatThins> all these fags saying ds or gamecube or wii
<WheatThins> fucking 8 year olds detected
<WheatThins> or casual gamers
<kerin> my first console was your mom
<kerin> and by that i mean you're fucking old
<kerin> get over it
<Marsha> WheatThins: so being 8 is a bad thing?
<WheatThins> i's not old ._.
<Marsha> were you not once 8?
<WheatThins> yea. but i wasn't on sites like facebook at 8
<kerin> wow
<kerin> i think i'm actually drowning in dumb
<kerin> it's like going to starbucks but without the shitty coffee |
#306096* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kitten> oh shit
<kitten> youre right
<kitten> cat pee
<kitten> she peed on a bra
<kitten> >.<
<toagac|nds> That's... cool of her?
<kitten> so
<kitten> there must be more pee.
<LordVoldemort> kitten: I knew it |
#306097* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Epony> theres a #furry channel on irchighway apparently
<LunarZoomer> I discovered today
<@Epony> "Cannot join #furry (Requires keyword)"
<LunarZoomer> Oh wow
<@Epony> a super secret club too
<+RoyGBiv> Wow, fail
<KevlarMoses> A super secret club for furries? huauheuha
<Jimbo> ooh secret club
<+RoyGBiv> Secret Butt Fun?
<+RoyGBiv> Actually, with some furries, that's an accurate statement
<Jimbo> jahaha
<KevlarMoses> lol.
<Jimbo> they should share the buttfun I say :I |
#306101* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Billiard> use ideone.com
* euclid googles ideone.com |
#306120* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bankruptcy> Oh yea... also the word 'challenge' looks weird when drunk |
#306123* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
DSebJ: in xna
DSebJ: is a positive z axis normally considered foward?
CobaltHax: dpends on your perspective
CobaltHax: (wikilink:Cartesian_coordinate_system)
CobaltHax: right handed vs left handed
kelthar: xna is righthand default right
kelthar: so positive z would be coming at you
kelthar: if you position yourself right in front of your screen, the axis could wind up in your anus ... go ahead and try if you feel like it |
#306139* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cepheus> I think I will switch away from #inportb for the moment. Current weather: thunderstorm with chance of shit
<Pinako> yeah
<Pinako> good idea. |
#306146* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
AG_Scott: Are you guys really talking about scrotum temperature?
Keltinray: I peek into this channel for a moment, and you guys are discussing the temperature of scrotums and the effect of hair on said temperature?
jast: it's a riveting topic!Comment: Typical banter on #minecraft
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#306201* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheOriginalSyn> Go here: facebook.com/analcumshot
<TheOriginalSyn> My FB
<Sonic> LOL
<Sonic> analcumshot!?
<Sonic> wtf
<Sonic> no
* Sonic (mibbit@ip68-225-232-220.oc.oc.cox.net) has left #bobclanComment: #bobclan @ irc.gamesurge.net
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#306207* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bernardh> SURGERY
<bernardh> MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Marenz> bernardh, don't cut the princess
<bernardh> Marenz, what in the blue fuck is 'princess' a euphemism for? D:
<Marenz> uh
<Marenz> well
<Marenz> don't cut the beautiful girl.
<bernardh> THIS IS NOT HELPING MATTERS
<bernardh> D:
<Marenz> because .. if she is bloody and cut in pieces.. she isn't beautiful anymore
<bernardh> THIS IS JUST GETTING WORSE. JESUSComment: #d on freenode.
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#306249* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jellyfish> police come past 'What ya doing?' me 'Ohh just seeing if a giant coil makes an emp'Comment: #lobby @ irc.darkirc,info
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#306268* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Kitten> All emos are gay, but not all gays are emo. |
#306283* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Sqozza> Inuyasha is wizard
<+Inuyasha> brb, need food badly |
#306292* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dolske> if watching someone masturbate through a hole in the ceiling is wrong, then I don't want to be right! |
#306296* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tsunderehime> psn is coming back up
<tsunderehime> hopefully we get dreamy theater 2
<tsunderehime> when it does
*** GlaD0S sets mode +v tsunderehime
<z3r0> hope it goes down again
*** EviLDemon has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 240 seconds
<+tsunderehime> hope you die in a fire
*** z3r0 has quit IRC: Read error: Connection reset by peer
<+tsunderehime> SUCCESS |
#306321* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Nikoh> What do 52 year olds do for fun?
< caldiar> it involves 12 year olds
< caldiar> that's all im sayin |
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