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#302836* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Oddlot: CatDog was the fucking shit
Kraz: You have no idea man
Kraz: You really do not
Kraz: I bet if you sat me down today and started each episode, with in 20 seconds I could tell you exactly what happened, how it happened, and when it happened
Oddlot: Wanna' know how much I worshipped it?
Kraz: Fucking catgod man
Kraz: You read that right
Oddlot: When I figured out the idea of 'rule 34', not just porn, which was a long time ago, I actually wondered.
Oddlot: CatDog Porn?
Kraz: ......
Kraz: NOOOOOOO
Kraz: YOU SHALL NOT DO THIS TO ME
Oddlot: I was destroying my childhood from a very early age.
Kraz: NOW THAT YOU HAVE PUT THIS INTO MY BRAIN IT WILL NEVER LEAVE
Kraz: AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHEERERKJDOSAFAJSFGJFDSADSADFSA-
* Kraz has signed off
* Kraz has signed in
Kraz: God damn, had to ragequit |
#302877* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bluedemon> Damn IE crashed
<B-Rad> ^ redundant statement
<Kori> ^ truth |
#302880* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
jaredxd: step 1, change your mac address
Spen_Co: she went to sleep
InvaderEO: When?!
jaredxd: step 2, ????????
jaredxd: step 3, profit
Spen_Co: whats a mac address
jaredxd: lol
Spen_Co: i have pc
jaredxd: LOL
sammah: roflComment: Tech Support....
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#302884* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xagor> Women that go on message boards and bitch about sexism in the workplace really shouldn't post topics like "Will I get fat sitting at a desk all day?" It kind of sabotages your entire argument. |
#302896* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< shwS> YES EYES
< shwS> MY EYE IS RED
< shwS> I seriously look like someone came in my eye
< shwS> kinda feels like it too
<+init> hawt
< shwS> very |
#302900* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jacko> does anyone konw what langauge this is: [link]
<monky> it's not english
<Rask> Hm
<Rask> Romanian? o.o
<monky> or lojban
<monky> it's not lojban
<Rask> it's never lojban
<monky> :( |
#302906* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@neurosys> Adrian: can i have your automograph? :P
<@Adrian> :P
<@Adrian> /s/ R. Adrian Lamo* *Electronically signed pursuant to the Electronic Signatures in Global and National Commerce Act (E-SIGN) Act of 2000.
<@neurosys> hahahComment: It works for FOIA to the FBI, too.
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#302917* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Bobby1811: whats gay mean
__-YaoiBoy-__: homosexuality?
Bobby1811: whats a homosexuality
__-YaoiBoy-__: a male duck
Bobby1811: oh ok
__-YaoiBoy-__: yeah I can see the confusion there too
Bobby1811: whats a yaoi
__-YaoiBoy-__: animated duck on duck action
Bobby1811: you mean like ducks standing on ducks
Bobby1811: like a duck pyramid
__-YaoiBoy-__: exactly!
Bobby1811: cool
__-YaoiBoy-__: yeah Im a pretty big fan myself its so awesome
Bobby1811: ima go look up some yaoi be right back
__-YaoiBoy-__: enjoy my friend...enjoy
Bobby1811: hey that didnt involve ducks
Bobby1811: you lied
__-YaoiBoy-__: you sure?
Bobby1811: yeah
Bobby1811: it was like
Bobby1811: men
Bobby1811: cuddling eachother
Bobby1811: only mommys and daddys can cuddle
__-YaoiBoy-__: my god thats certainly strange....
Bobby1811: i know
Bobby1811: y did you lie about it
__-YaoiBoy-__: I didnt! Its always been duck on duck action when I look at it...
Bobby1811: well it wasnt
Bobby1811: it was men cuddling eachother
Bobby1811: which botherd me very much mister
__-YaoiBoy-__: maybe somethings wrong with your internet then...
Bobby1811: no i think its fine
__-YaoiBoy-__: searching the wrong thing...
Bobby1811: no
Bobby1811: i lookd up yaoi
Bobby1811: it was men
Bobby1811: CUDDLING EACHOTHER!
__-YaoiBoy-__: EXACTLY! ISNT IT AWESOME |
#302936* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@dai> hey does anyone want to watch tatami
<@dai> are femngi and plaque here?
<@dai> ls
<@dai> ffComment: #animu synirc
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#302968* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< jercos> I think I will go find a cookie.
<~nameless> bring me one
<~nameless> please
< jercos> If I find one for you, I will
<~nameless> thanks
<&You> nameless: help me with c/ip
<&You> cookies over ip
<~nameless> tee hee hee
< Knife> FUCK, now I want some cookies.
< jercos> c/ip is unreliable, and has no rate control. We need an iCOOKIE protocol, to tunnel cookies reliably over TCP/IP
< jercos> Either that or we can just drop the overhead of IP and go with CoE
<&You> CoE?
<&You> Cookies over ethernet?
< jercos> Yes
< jercos> Is it not genius?
< jercos> high-speed low-price cookies, without any of that expensive CookieChannel infrastructure.
< jercos> Though, CCoE (CookieChannel over Ethernet) does boast its own advantages, such as being able to be bridges into a CookieChannel system.
< jercos> but even a simple device like a Host Cookie Adapter can be much more expensive if you expect to then handle CCoE in hardware just like CC would be handled...
< jercos> I'm not sure where HyperCookie fits into all this, but the iCOOKIE guys seem to think HyperCookie is fundamentally flawed, despite CoE working just fine.
< Knife> Well, what about CoIP?
<~nameless> jercos: wait, is HyperCookie the same as Hyper Cookie Transfer Protocol?
< Atreus> mmm, cookies
<&You> hm.
< jercos> nameless: HyperCookie is a different encapsulation for cookie over ethernet.Comment: irc.subluminal.net #boats
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#302980* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RaZzZz> i forget so much
<RaZzZz> anyways sleep
<sgtslappy> no rax
<sgtslappy> im freezing
<sgtslappy> out here
<sgtslappy> e
<sgtslappy> im dead serioous
<RaZzZz> you live in texas
<RaZzZz> faggot
<sgtslappy> dudue
<sgtslappy> i don;t know what is happening
<sgtslappy> erverything looks all rufkk up
<RaZzZz> you're dying
<RaZzZz> good night
<sgtslappy> onr vns only
<sgtslappy> no
<sgtslappy> hrlp rm
<sgtslappy> o cavmty drr staraigth
<sgtslappy> I cant see straight
<sgtslappy> im dead sioouis
<sgtslappy> PinkFloyd,
<PinkFloyd> hm
<sgtslappy> help mr out hrtr
<PinkFloyd> ok?
<sgtslappy> twell
<sgtslappy> it's like
<sgtslappy> I see double
<PinkFloyd> hospital?
<sgtslappy> if i come any closer then it;d
<sgtslappy> it;s lal doudbld
<sgtslappy> yhr
<sgtslappy> th
<sgtslappy> yhr gji
<sgtslappy> snf I jusrt almost passed out
<sgtslappy> and di don;'t know whwth fuck kind of pills my mom gave me to sleep
<sgtslappy> but they are't helping
<cHj> speed perhaps
<cHj> ?Comment: I think it was Ambien
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#302983* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
15:17:06 * tinkertim divides t0mm13b by zero
15:17:29 * t0mm13b kicks in Divide By Zero Exception
15:17:31 < t0mm13b> :P
15:17:38 < tinkertim> That would be funny
15:17:43 < tinkertim> get a basketball
15:17:45 < tinkertim> write
15:17:48 < tinkertim> DIVIDE BY ZERO on it
15:17:55 < tinkertim> throw it at a C++ programmer
15:17:56 < tinkertim> and yell
15:17:59 < tinkertim> CATCH THAT ...
15:18:39 < t0mm13b> lmao
15:18:53 < tinkertim> As he writes EXCEPTION on it
15:18:55 < tinkertim> and throws it back
15:18:58 < t0mm13b> am gonna paste this... can I have your consent tinkertim?
15:19:00 < tinkertim> oh this is just getting silly now
15:19:05 < tinkertim> LOL sureComment: After reading http://qdb.us/28817 on #stackoverflow@irc.freenode.net
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#302998* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sidein> tdfischer: Qt question
<mutilator> Qt answer: stop using it
<sidein> and use what? Qt is working fine for me
<sidein> gtk is not a correct response
<sidein> and C# is not a correct response either
<mutilator> C
<sidein> and C gives me a windowing environment? |
#303001* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<katep> hmm, ian6's is 23" and his is tricky for me to get on to |
#303003* (?/55) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Malikat pushes wolves' memory addess into an incorrect segment
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<Malikat> SEGFAULT |
#303010* (?/79) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Diablo-D3> fox news. talking about sex.
* Diablo-D3 is so fucking confused right now
< Diablo-D3> what would they know about getting laid?
< Diablo-D3> I mean, other than bill o'rly fucking glenn beck in the ass, and him crying out "OH GEORGE WASHINGTONNNNNN" while spraying his man juice all over the expensive imported italian rug
< Doc> that's kinda nasty.
< Aerdan> ...
< Aerdan> My limits may be set farther out than most, but that exceeds them by a factor of 1mil. At least. |
#303018* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<plumbob78> cheeerist! i've used a lot of kleenex today
<alisdair> dirty
<Beelzebub> you've gotta get yourself a girlfriend plumbob78 >.>
* plumbob78 has a cold
<plumbob78> nose blowing. not fapping |
#303025* (?/57) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Deadbwoy: this girl dont like me cuz I wont hit her lolComment: Wat?
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#303042* (?/61) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&wombat> is it just me who thinks the south will rise again sounds dirty? |
#303049* (?/59) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Sami: ME was like having a pet dog
Sami: that just likes to bite you
Sami: and not listen when you ask it for stuff
Sami: on 98 the dog actually listened
Sami: but he got bitten by a crazed lemur and has rabies
Sami: so eventually he goes cujo and you have to put him down |
#303071* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tkmr> dude
<tkmr> You're american
<tkmr> lrn2obese
<Motosaki> IM TRYINGComment: #projectreality on quakenet
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#303096* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[Cadaver]> misread that line :x
<[HoQ]wBOBc> np
<[HoQ]wBOBc> im making stupid comments all the time no worries
<[Cadaver]> the best part of irc, I am allready dragged down to 'their' level :p
<[HoQ]wBOBc> ahah,i dont no what thats supposed to mean eheh
<[Cadaver]> exactly :) |
#303106* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrtySOUTH> ·JQuest· NEWS....flash ( When Clinton was the President we lost Bob Hope and Johnny Cash and now that we have Obama there is no Hope nor Cash )
<DrtySOUTH> Heh...clever
<YelseyKing> There was no Hope nor Cash when Bush was in office, either. Duh. =P |
#303112* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kilmatz>I aced my exam! Yes!
<JT>STFU
<Kilmatz>STFU
<JT>What the fuck did you just say?
<Kilmatz>I said STFU
<Kilmatz>As in "Shutting the fuck up" in reply to "Shut the fuck up". :)
<JT> :/ |
#303122* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Criously> omg wow
<Criously> being home alone is boring as shit
<Fax> try more porn
<Criously> Even porn has its limits |
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