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#304041* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lala> you're so selfish
<AkumaWolf> go on....
<Azazel> Lala, You're the one who just stated she wanted someone based on their cock
<Azazel> :D
<Lala> hehe
<Lala> yes
<Lala> coz
<Mindless> Basicly akuma, its because you are you
<Serge> I do believe, that is GG, Azel
<Lala> akuma is tine
<Lala> 2cm
<Serge> Azazel oh f*** me ;_;
<Lala> sorry
<Azazel> Serge, 'Kay
<Lala> had to share the secret
<Jacob83> Oh snap
<Serge> S***! DIdn't mean it like that... great ;_;
* Azazel hoists Serge into the air and violently stuffs tentacles into himComment: Nightstar
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#304064* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+cyclone> WHEN I GET OLDER
<+cyclone> I WILL BE STRONGER
<+cyclone> THEY'LL CALL ME FREEDOM
<+cyclone> JUST LIKE A WAVING FLAG
<+cyclone> <_<
<+cyclone> >_>
<+cyclone> <_<
<+cyclone> >_>
<+cyclone> You didn't see that |
#304094* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thedevil__> ✈ ▌▌
<Moon_Doggy> its 9/11
<Thedevil__> this is the best thing an omegler has said
<Moon_Doggy> wait.......lol
<Moon_Doggy> i just made the connection |
#304125* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
BadSpoon: god damn prog metal videos
BadSpoon: I thought I was watching live action dbz |
#304128* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tremor> YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE OHOHOHOH ...YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE OHOHOHOHHHH
<@L8> this aint the fucking swiss alps son
<@L8> WTF you yodling for
<@FloydTB> lol
<tremor> -edward khil
<@L8> sounds like a paki
<tremor> trololo
<tremor> notice the right number of 'ye's
<@L8> quit the fucking yodling!:)
<@L8> you want a cookie or something?
<tremor> NO
<tremor> trololo, have you heard of it?
<tremor> ... |
#304163* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guest945> ***://*******.*******.*** - scientific constants calculator and units conversion
<Aerv> Well, isn't that nice?
<Guest945> did you try it?
<Aerv> Oh yes, it is absolutely what I needed. Totally incredible. I don't know how I ever lived without it.
<Guest945> i can see you didn't try it.
<Aerv> How could you say something like that? That site changed my life, and for the better.
<Aerv> I could use the knowledge gained from that to do something good in the world!
<Aerv> I could be....a superhero!
<Guest945> I can see when someone does a calculation, and you haven't
<JCW> Big Brother.
<Aerv> Ohhh...So it's your little tool for spying, eh? Want to steal someone else's genius?
<Aerv> The truth is exposed now, you dirty voyuer!
<Guest945> no, i can only see the last query, since it hasn't changed no one entered anything
<Guest945> you can do something like: 9.8{m*sec^-1}{ft} and get 32.1... ft*sec^-2
<Guest945> or c{km,hour} to get speed of light in km/hour
<Aerv> You tell us now, but I can see through your lies. You just want to chain us down, treat us like your little math dictatorship
<Aerv> Well, it's not going to happen! The people will rise up against you!
<Guest945> you don't need to look up constants you start typing and it tells you what constants you can use
<Guest945> ok
<Aerv> Oh, so it even tells us what math to use, even more fetters for our lives, we can't even do our own math!
<Aerv> We don't need your chains of slavery, we are a free people!
<Guest945> not what math, what constants
<Guest945> you type a letter it gives you all constants which have this letter in it
<Aerv> YOU CAN TAKE OUR CONSTANTS, BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!Comment: #sfn on Irc.Blackcobalt.net
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#304167* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Philip: im joining when i get a haircut so i don't look too gay
BadSpoon: I won't open a facebook account
Philip: why
BadSpoon: facebook is for people who are normally socially versed and mature in real life
my family (immediate and extended) do not meet that description
BadSpoon: and they will all ask me to add them |
#304212* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<superkababi> can someone tell me how to backup ps3 games
<Suzuran> superkababi: Probably.
<the1> put them in reverse
<Suzuran> superkababi: www dot dvdrewinder dot com <-- Here. This should do.
<superkababi> Suzuran ill check it outComment: (URL was not obfuscated originally)
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#304283* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
cyclone: Checkmate.
Rurigok: Nope
Rurigok: I castled.
cyclone: Shit.
cyclone: Ummmmmm
cyclone: Knight to 35
cyclone: *E5
cyclone: I 1337ed.
Rurigok: Lol
Rurigok: Fail
Rurigok: [20:29] <+Rurigok> I castled.
Rurigok: [20:29] <cyclone> Shit.
Rurigok: [20:30] <cyclone> Ummmmmm
Rurigok: Can't castle in check
Rurigok: foo
cyclone: Well clearly you made an offensive maneuver which screwed me over
cyclone: Flare, help me out man
Rurigok: Queen to J10
cyclone: Check :/
cyclone: Ummmmmm
Rurigok: lol
cyclone: TNT brick from Minecraft to your king's head
Rurigok: Bishop uses 'heal' on King
cyclone: I cast flare!
Rurigok: WITH WHAT?!
Rurigok: Rook uses 'protect' on king, making him invulnerable for 2 moves
cyclone: ...my king's manhood, what else could I possibly cast flare with?
cyclone: Oh wait
cyclone: I forgot
cyclone: Flare is still in the room |
#304303* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@AFinalDate) srsly. who goes to another state just to get apples and cider and decides to rent an entire farm house JUST for fucking apples and cider
(@Laura) otherwise i'm sure they would've gone to one of those
(@AFinalDate) PEOPLE WITH MONEY
(@AFinalDate) thats who
(@Laura) lmao
(@Laura) ;(
(@Laura) we go every year to get apples there
!AFinalDate facepalm
(@Laura) BUT THEY DIDN'T GET APPLE DONUTS
(@Laura) I WAS LIKE WTF MOM!
(@AFinalDate) you guys are probably part of some..
(@Laura) WTF!
(@AFinalDate) cult
(@AFinalDate) or secret society
(@Laura) LOLOLZ A LOT OF PEOPLE DO IT!
(@Laura) ;(
(@AFinalDate) and a apple orchid is like
(@AFinalDate) your cover up
(@Laura) lmao
(@Laura) xD
(@Laura) looooooooolz
(@AFinalDate) but in reality you sacrifice babies and shit
(@Laura) there are a ton of apple orchards
(@Laura) LMAO
(@Laura) omgz joey xD
(@AFinalDate) thats why you have some crazy fascination with babies
(@AFinalDate) because your whole little cult group of rejects and billionaires
(@Laura) joey i'm a girl
(@Laura) ;(
(@Laura) lmao
(@AFinalDate) oh
(@AFinalDate) ruin my fun
(@AFinalDate) GAWDComment: #64 / NoRulesIRC
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#304320* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stormgren> 3 servers, one dongle
<Stormgren> it uses a Digi USB anywhere box plugged into the network
<Stormgren> This box then pimps out the dongle to multiple serversComment: Vendor-supported, no less! People unclear on the concept...
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#304321* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DevilsAdvocate> Oooooh... Elite porn
<DevilsAdvocate> Is there a video of that where Master Chief gets it on with some grunts?
<DevilsAdvocate> And then cortona joins in for some genuine cybering
<lemmer> Cortana Jones
<DevilsAdvocate> Might even get Sergeant Johnson in there somewhere. And a shock scene involving brutes, the Arbiter, and a gravity hammer.Comment: After a suggestive halo themed picture link
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#304354* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kane> fuck yeah
<Kane> totally just sent out a 802.11 broadcast packet
<Kane> hand crafted, yo
<Goga[OEP]> so kane just fapped all over his wireless card?
<Goga[OEP]> do not want
<Kane> lots of semen
<Goga[OEP]> i hope you encapsulated it well
<Goga[OEP]> don't want any leaks |
#304401* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jaff> omg again i dint know culex was here...
<jaff> :(
<CuleX> I'm always watching you.
<CuleX> From every corner.
<CuleX> Everywhere.
<CuleX> Anytime.
<jaff> but not at home :D
<Red> Pretty much like god
<Red> but cooler |
#304413* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Doc> It's like his arms are made out of unsheared sheep |
#304448* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
23:21:22 <@celti> Heh.
* RandomTriviaMan picks up a 747.
<celti> Holy shit!
<celti> Random Trivia Man has super-strength as a power!
<celti> Who knew?
<RandomTriviaMan> I did. |
#304455* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
woopzor: When i have got the crackfix, where should i put it??
PastorVor: As usual, once you get your Crack Fix, you put it in your Crack pipe! ;)Comment: Pirater comment on The Pirate Bay
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#304462* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*Hero_Zero has joined #OZC-Anime
<&Qriist> sup man
<Hero_Zero> Nothing much
<Hero_Zero> That's why I'm on IRC |
#304494* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<brian> doesn't H&R happen after combat is resolved?
<karl> "at the end of assault phase"
<karl> i remember that line
<brian> so, yeah, at END of the phase
<steve> I think the wounds should be taken
<karl> brian, with the caveat that it happens before sweeping advances
<karl> so... *near* the end of the assault phase
<steve> then, you can run, but the enemy doesn't get a sweeping advance IN RESPONSE TO YOUR BREAK AWAY
<steve> after they deliver extra wounds and assault is completely over. THEN you can chose to run if you want
<steve> and I don't think I'd even get a consolidate role
<karl> so i can consolidate AND hit and run?
<steve> oh, you can't hit and run if you aren't still in combat
<steve> I dunno
<omaq> man, you guys are nerds
* omaq runs
<brian> you have to wait for combat resolution before you can run!
<omaq> DAMMIT |
#304500* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Clive undercuts Camelot by taking 75p from vortex's granny in exchange for an infinitesimal chance of a unicorn landing outside her home with a lifetime's supply of pixie dust for her.
* tigger undercuts Clive by chopping his legs off at the knees |
#304503* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mrsam> I could never figure out why he had his bed against mine and the ex's
on the same wall
<mrsam> I mean, did he enjoy the sounds of me having sex with his sister?
<mrsam> which I will say was terrible sex |
#304504* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<justin> I hope I ruined her night
<jake> Probably not, but hopefully yes
<jake> Jonis are resilient to any self-deprecation
<jake> At least publicly
<justin> For me it was like, look, I wasn't going to say anything. I wanted to! but I wasn't. But then she said that, and it's like, seriously?
<jake> Yeah, hopefully she goes home and sits on her shower-seat, which she undoubtedly has, and cries until her fingers are raisiny, and the mirror fogs up so that it's so bad that even after she wipes it off, it fogs up again, and that pisses her off, so she punches the mirror and it breaks, and cuts her hand, and she sinks down in the corner between the toilet and her little stuffed cat that holds the toilet paper, and wonders what it was that she did to that bald guy that insulted her. But secretly she knows it's just that she's a sad, pathetic Joni checker and nobody likes her kitchy jokes and her unappealing way. And she falls asleep there. Just like every Friday night.
<justin> Wow |
#304509* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<afroakuma> !bday Ragnarok
<Rhona_d`Cannith> afroakuma's birthday has been recorded.
<Felinoid> That's tax day for all us Americans. Makes it pretty easy to remember.
<afroakuma> ...what, Ragnarok?Comment: #giantitp
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#304521* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<marmar04> my life wont be complete til I make a boy maid cum into his own face |
#304608* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Greta: my immortal soul would kick you immortal soul's ass
Mažvydas: you have a nice ass indeed
Mažvydas: wait, what were you saying? |
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