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#303144* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<isuckatlyfe> there are black people losing to asians at a sport where running speed is extremely important....
black people losing to asians
<DFresh> hahaha what are the odds?
<isuckatlyfe> camaroon vs japan in the world cup
<isuckatlyfe> and japan is winning ??
<DFresh> it must be set up
<isuckatlyfe> they offered them DVD players and robots |
#303152* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Sqozza> It seems there a very few people with stable internet these days.
== aerial_ [~chatzilla@public38254.xdsl.centertel.pl] has quit [Ping timeout]
<+Sqozza> ...as I was saying...Comment: Random
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#303165* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
The Secret to Life is just think positive & you'll live a happy lifeComment: Diane Stephanie Acevedo .... life has tought me to look at life in a positive way and so far it has worked i've been so happy
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#303187* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< nathan> sonicrules1234: MEOW
< sonicrules1234> ?
< nathan> sonicrules1234: THAT IS WHAT A FUCKING FELINE SAYS
< nathan> A CAT
< nathan> they don't *really* say "I can has cheezburger", y'know
< sonicrules1234> Ok... |
#303202* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
01:43 AM] Blarg400000: Corn.
[01:43 AM] EliteSlayerX2: I don't have corn
[01:43 AM] EliteSlayerX2: any*
[01:43 AM] Blarg400000: THEN LET THE MATING BEGIN
[01:43 AM] EliteSlayerX2: any other ideas?
[01:43 AM] EliteSlayerX2: WHAT?
[01:43 AM] Blarg400000: [corn flies and stabs Elite]
[01:43 AM] EliteSlayerX2: i don't EVEN want to know
[01:44 AM] EliteSlayerX2: and where the hell did the mating thing come from?
[01:44 AM] Blarg400000: BEHOLD!
[01:44 AM] EliteSlayerX2: is this all because I don't have any corn?
[01:44 AM] Blarg400000: I...HAVE LOST WEIGHT!
[01:44 AM] EliteSlayerX2: congrats?
[01:45 AM] EliteSlayerX2: how much?
[01:45 AM] Blarg400000: TWENTY POUNDS! ALL SUGARS, GONE.
[01:45 AM] Blarg400000: MANUALLY!
[01:45 AM] EliteSlayerX2: what?
[01:45 AM] Blarg400000: [holds up chainsaw]
[01:45 AM] EliteSlayerX2: BLARG, LISTEN TO ME
[01:45 AM] Blarg400000: I NEED TO LOSE FORTY MORE POUNDS OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!
[01:45 AM] EliteSlayerX2: YOU NEED TO GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF
[01:45 AM] Blarg400000: [saws off legs]
[01:45 AM] EliteSlayerX2: AND THAN
[01:46 AM] EliteSlayerX2: GET YOUR ASS ON A TREDMEEL
[01:46 AM] Blarg400000: BUT MY ASS
[01:46 AM] EliteSlayerX2: or maybe you could consult your doctor with your weightloss problem and-
[01:46 AM] Blarg400000: HAS DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND
[01:47 AM] EliteSlayerX2: aw who am I kidding, SAW THAT FREAKING THING OFF
[01:47 AM] Blarg400000: IT HUNGEERRSSS
[01:47 AM] Blarg400000: FOR MORE
[01:47 AM] EliteSlayerX2: COULD WE CUT THE B-SHIT and find out what I'm going to eat?
[01:47 AM] Blarg400000: Corn.
[01:48 AM] EliteSlayerX2: oh gawd damnit |
#303222* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@OneCruelBagel> And in other news, the union flag Jaguar used in Austin Powers is up for sale on Ebay.
<@OneCruelBagel> $60,000
<@Sebas`> I'd buy that if I had 60K.
<@Sebas`> Oh, dollars
<@Sebas`> I'd buy that if I had 15 cents. |
#303246* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
kcpartycentral: lol did justin get put in the doghouse???
kcpartycentral: hes lurking u know it
kcpartycentral: lol
race me.: lol i know.
kcpartycentral: whatd he do
* JustinTime joined the room.
* Moderator JustinTime has kicked kcpartycentral.
* JustinTime left the room. |
#303254* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Would you be interested in purchasing 8 assorted EA Sports titles at a reduced price?
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Limited time only, low low price of $16 for the lot
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: TUCKER!
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: I'm talking to you
Zhyth: Thomas.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Cole
Zhyth: First of all, which EA Sports titles would be discussing here?
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Let's see...
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Madden 04
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: NHL 03
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: NFL Gameday 01
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: MVP Baseball 03
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: NHL 01
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: FIFA Soccer 02
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Madden 05
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: NCAA Football 04
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Grade-A shit right there
Zhyth: Secondly, what format, namely, what gaming system, might they be for?
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: PS2
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: except FIFA soccer
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: That's PS1
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Justin said, and I quote, "i will purchase them"
Zhyth: Then no, Thomas, I would not.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: So these are going fast
Zhyth: Give my congratulations to Justin on an excellent purchase.
Zhyth: As I, alas, find myself lacking a Playstation of any type.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: He hasn't agreed to it as such, yet
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Then get one
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: You can't afford to miss these games
Zhyth: Negatory, mein commandant.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: This is top-of-the-line digital sports right here
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: When I asked Travis how sure he was that he wanted them, he replied "100%"
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: There's some serious competition here, Tucker
Zhyth: Well then, you have a bidder war on your hands.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: What's your bid?
Zhyth: Between the parties of Travis McSumka and Justin McBrown.
Zhyth: My bid is -$42.
Zhyth: Note the negative.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: bitch ho
Zhyth: Thomas.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: That's what Justin said, too
Zhyth: -$42?
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: negative dollars
Zhyth: Ah.
Zhyth: Well, Thomas, I would only accept these EA Sports titles if you payed me to do so, as I have no urge to play EA Sports titles.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: Why not?
Zhyth: Considering that sports games in general are, how you say, piss poor.
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: But these are the creme de la creme
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: How is it in English
EATOR, WAR SECRETARY: The canine's genitalia
Zhyth: Well, since you put it that way...
Zhyth: No. |
#303268* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> who's your provider?
<Crowley> my carrier charges me to breathe
<Pryoidain> BastardMobile?
<Crowley> it's a europe thing XD
<Pryoidain> >europe thing
<Pryoidain> so is the black plague
<Crowley> we pay for calls outside our own carrier, we pay for SMS messages outside our own carrier...
<Crowley> black plague = immigration?
<Pryoidain> no, the disease that killed millions of people in the middle ages
<Crowley> yeah, immigration? |
#303299* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
CaptainKirk: ajavid:iPhone dev?
ajavid: I hear its a lot of fun
ajavid: captainkirk, yes, that as well.
CaptainKirk: I could tell from the make a lot of money part
CaptainKirk: 
ajavid: oh of course
ajavid: I wake up when I want
ajavid: I do what I want, when I want
CaptainKirk: Yeah
RudyValencia: ugh
CaptainKirk: No more 9-5
ajavid: I pay people to deal with customers and clients
CaptainKirk: 
ajavid: I pay people to handle the gruntwork
CaptainKirk: lol
ajavid: 
CaptainKirk: 
ajavid: I take 'er easy and enjoy life
ajavid: I'm only 29, and I never again have to work for anyone else for the rest of my life.
RudyValencia: send me $$ so I can eat
ajavid: I'm very content with life atm.
RudyValencia: 
ajavid: Don't ask for money.
ajavid: Have some self respect.
CaptainKirk: iPhone dev group: be like ajavid.
CaptainKirk: Comment: FreeNode / #defocus ( irc://irc.freenode.net/#defocus | irc://irc.ipv6.freenode.net/#defocus )
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#303305* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tigger> nah, you have to do what you think is right
<hlt32> +1 Troll.
<hlt32> If youre asserting that Americas view of right is shitting up peoples domestic affairs ...
<hlt32> actually, thats plausible. |
#303323* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vort> Aloha Edea
<Edea> oh thank god, it's vort. please tell me it's game tonight
<Thinker> See it would be, except Vort is in Hawaii and thus wants to see you suffer.
<Thinker> So the game has been postponed until yesterday.
<Fax> I see Thinker proscribes to the Church of Temporal Bizarrities
<Fax> but see, he's of the old church, after all the changes
<Fax> so I suppose you could say he's part of the Paradoxy
<Thinker> I see Fax has yet to read our news letter. Kudos to him. |
#303325* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
eml| Where's parry? :|
@ `36| dead
@ `36| he OD'd
@ `36| (for real)
eml| right
rvg| eml: he is doing drugs
eml| What's it called when your parents forbid you to go outside the house?
@ `36| being 'grounded'
@ `36| in uk
eml| Right, exactly
eml| I guess parry's not grounded anymore
| `36 np: Anne Dudley - America History X [15%/04:50m/320Kbps]
@ `36| no
eml| But if he's dead he probably is
eml| :( |
#303332* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AkumaFail> yes.. life little critical failures... a '1' on the d20 of life...
<wyre> AkumaFail, (d20) 1. |
#303334* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Umm> python thought it could defeat the mighty umm
<Umm> little did it know that umm is more than willing to not sleep |
#303373* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Jordan: BTW
Jordan: Last commercial beta: The Lion King
Jenna: ew
Jenna: double penetration rules
Jordan: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
Jenna Sutton: IT DOESNT HAVE TO
Jenna: >:-(
Jenna: DO NOT QUESTION IT
Jordan: Forgive me, boxxy :-(
Jenna: ...
Jenna: Goodbye.Comment: AWWWW YEAAHHHH
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#303397* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Discussion about Vuvuzelas]
<CStubing> o----====<
<ttvd> inverted penis with one testicle, CStubing?Comment: Efnet #c++
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#303398* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Discussion about Vuvuzelas)
<CStubing> o----====<
<ttvd> inverted penis with one testicle, CStubing?Comment: Efnet #c++
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#303424* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Errorist> Lebron to Cleveland: "If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it." |
#303449* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* knuck foobar2000 [—HŒº - Rockman X1　Boomer Kuwanger Stage] - [•“SŠÙ THIRD] - [mp3] - [0:15/3:33] - [160Kbps] :D/-< :D|-< :D\-<
<mistah_j> i always thought they forgot to translate kuwanger
<mistah_j> and he was supposed to be a cockroach
<mistah_j> cause wang is japanese for cock
<mistah_j> i wish i never got older than 8
<knuck> I wish girls never got older than 8 |
#303604* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(03:22:47) Patricia Ann: cyber?
(03:22:59) Aff: my parents saw that |
#303615* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+r0d3nt> < SecNews> Title: 100m Facebook users' data leaked
<+r0d3nt> < SecNews> Link:
<@woe> but I saw a better pair recently
<@woe> smaller behind the ear
<+mabus> r0d3nt: it's publc info ...
<+koinutron> oh that's lovely
<+setient> those are nice
<+Yoss|fml> how many of us got leaked?
<+koinutron> worth downloading?
<+mabus> guys, guys
<+psypete> omg
<+mabus> it's public data
<+psypete> they leaked facebook
<+mabus> they indexed some public data, big deal
<+psypete> how did it get out?
<+mabus> if you had a use for it, you should know how to collect it and this should be relevant to nobody
<+psypete> did someone put it on wikileaks?
<+psypete> or cryptome?
<+mabus> i hate you |
#303618* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<even> have you heard that song by ludicrous
<even> move bitch get out the way
<f_sync> yeah
<even> that's been stuck in my head for like a year |
#303644* (?/57) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<welandB> This African blackwood is the hardest I've ever worked. |
#303648* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Harry> admin abuse!
<Harry> admin abuse!
<Harry> admin abuse!
<Harry> admin abuse!
* Miffy sets mode: +b *!*@rry.is.awesome
* Harry was kicked by Miffy (Don't repeat yourself so quickly!)
<&Claudybuns> lol
<%Meow> LOL
<%Polynomial> haha irony |
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