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#303663* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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<Me-me> how to put this delicately...
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#303668* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ZzPod> Gabriela_: U need a new name
<Gabriela_> ZzPod: I know. D:
<ZzPod> I nominate.
<ZzPod> It to be
<Moon_Doggy> penis
<ZzPod> Moon_Doggy: ...
<ZzPod> You bean me to it |
#303672* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Greenbox> LadyInterwebz: I didn't think you'd be one to cheat
<LadyInterwebz> LadyInterwebz: prof allowed it
<PigeonCluster_> LadyInterwebz, you tabcompleted yourself
<LadyInterwebz> fuckComment: irc://irc.80h.org/#80h
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#303703* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
A child does as a child sees. A child learns from what they hear. Disrespect someone in front of them, they think it is ok to do the same. Don't be surprised when they do the same to you.Comment: Life Quotes
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#303732* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Boris: [iq test url] SCREEN CAP WHEN FINISHED
dontpayattentiontome: boris likes that test cause he scored 67 and got called a fool
Sasquatch: wat
Sasquatch: ?
Boris: id like to know how the fuck you knew that!
dontpayattentiontome: ?
Boris: because now i have to fucking reformat 67
Boris: 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67
Boris: hack
Boris: team viewer
Boris: ???????????
dontpayattentiontome: i told you i was telepathic
Boris: just curious
Boris: dont fucking bullshit me
dontpayattentiontome: all work and no play makes boris a dull boy
Boris: im reformatting i dont trust shit about you guys
Boris: brb 3 hours
dontpayattentiontome: what? srsly?
Boris: YES SERIOUS!!
Boris: IM REFORMATTING!
Boris: LATER! |
#303751* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RC> whee just found this site again
<Kit> IRC is a chat protocol not a website |
#303754* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<niffy> anything you can do i can do better
<Rewt`> I can do anything better than you
<niffy> no you cant
<Rewt`> yes I can
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<Rewt`> told yaComment: #orlando
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#303760* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tif> My blood pressure raised whenever you or craig opened ur mouths
<Joseph> Oh, thanks
<Tif> But I like both of you out of class :)
<Joseph> Even Craig? |
#303777* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DellGuy> omg
<DellGuy> Etrigan, did you hear michael jackson died?
<Etrigan> really? when?
<DellGuy> it was like fuckin 2 weeks ago
<Etrigan> I did not hear that
<DellGuy> helicpoter accident or somethin
<DellGuy> you'd think it would be in the news
<Etrigan> who was flying the helicopter?
<DellGuy> i think it was his butler, macaulay culkin
<Etrigan> ROFL
<DellGuy> they both died
<DellGuy> very sad eventComment: #GlobalGamers irc.utchat.com 8-11-10
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#303786* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[~mach_kernel] i have something that if a kid asks you i'd want you to try to answer
[@Ni0b3] what
[~mach_kernel] i thought about this while going through manhattan
[~mach_kernel] so i had to go pick up something with dad and for some fucking reason the gay parade was going on that day
[~mach_kernel] i hate the city
[~mach_kernel] i hate it even more when i see some 99 year old fucker on a leash
[~mach_kernel] now
[~mach_kernel] what if your kid asks you
[+zzmegad] lmao
[&minibyte] rofl
[@Ni0b3] wtf
[~mach_kernel] "daddy, why is that man in his underwear being held by a doggy collar?"
[~mach_kernel] i mean
[~mach_kernel] you'd scare yourself to pass there
[~mach_kernel] we were going to pick up something from ups manhattan
[~mach_kernel] since the one nearby was under lockdown (some fucker put sugar in an envelope it was on the news later)
[@Ni0b3] cause he was bad and is being punished .. just the same how i put my puppy on her leash when she decides to not listen
[@Ni0b3] :pComment: irc.minibyte.org #minibyte
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#303796* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
slain that horse will be easy to have sex with |
#303807* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
3:06 Tekps Dude i wrecked that toilet.
23:06 halomonian its a sport
23:06 Tekps It got severely owned by my ass.
23:06 Tekps It is a sport.
23:06 Tekps It's going nationwide soon if i have anything to say about it.
23:06 halomonian i clog my toilet 8 out of 10 times i go to shit
23:06 Tekps I will be the michael phelps of shitting.Comment: ircnet #worldchat
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#303809* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tekps> When I went to florida a few weeks back
<Tekps> I hadn't shit for like 2 weeks, so when I went to this waterpark
<Tekps> I had to shit real bad
<Tekps> Took me like 45 mins.
<halomonian> lol
<Tekps> I had just been savin it up.
<halomonian> filled the toilet
<Tekps> Dude i wrecked that toilet.
<halomonian> its a sport
<Tekps> It got severely owned by my ass.
<Tekps> It is a sport.
<Tekps> It's going nationwide soon if i have anything to say about it.
<halomonian> i clog my toilet 8 out of 10 times i go to shit
<Tekps> I will be the michael phelps
of shitting.Comment: IRCNet #worldchat
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#303812* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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<%doh> now i got 9 in length, before i got like 6 or 7 in length
<@Circa> hey cyclone
<+cyclone> Hey Circa!
<+cyclone> doh: That's a side effect of the porn probablyComment: Byte length
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#303818* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Topic in #BoredClub is now "HAPPY MOTHER SEXING BIRTHDAY YOU CHILD PEDO :D - MC"
<GeekyLink> it's B-Rad's b-day? |
#303823* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kyra> but she does have an F cup
<B-Rad> she stores her fat there
<yoshi> xD
<B-Rad> it overflows into the rest of her though
<Kyra> hm
* B-Rad speaks fact
<Kyra> true |
#303829* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Brooke: I wasn't supposed to have the sucker in class, so i shoved down my throat..... and almost lost it lol
DevXen: You're not supposed to put things that far down your throat! |
#303857* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<markusleist> hab tatsächlich mal an einem Tag physikalische Experimente mit 5-jährigen gemacht, ist unerwartet spannend geworden
<Theuni2> mehr als 500 Volt? |
#303864* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<~methionine_> Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
<~methionine_> Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
<~methionine_> Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
<~methionine_> Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
<~methionine_> Master
<~methionine_> Master
<~methionine_> Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
<~methionine_> Master
<~methionine_> Master
<~mach_kernel> methionine_ sounds like the porno i saw last night
<~methionine_> mach_kernel: really? sounds like metallica...
<~mach_kernel> metallica did porn? |
#303884* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Orochi> ddos?
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#303885* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(xndr) sup
(xndr) i heard obama was part black
(xndr) tru?
(Adamz) I heard your mom like black cocks tru?
(xndr) like mother like son |
#303891* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Dmct: where do ppl even do this joining stuff
DJAtomika: IRC.
DJAtomika: ....if you make a stupid/silly reply, I'm sending this to bash.org.
Dmct: lol
Dmct: whats IRC now
Dmct: oh.
Dmct: wait so. how does this work anywaComment: Steam convo
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#303895* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* grendel rags nfreader behind the furnace and treats him like an alien abductee
<grendel> *drags
<grendel> ugh
* aquadan is more and more happy grendel isn't coming to seattle
<macmuse> everybody rag on grendel..
<grendel> heh
<darkcooger> grendel's on the rag?
* macmuse knew someone would say that when she made that comment
<mud212> good thing he has an iPad
<grendel> took you long enough mud
<grendel> I was waiting
<aquadan> and the circle is complete
<Miah> the circlejerk, you mean
* macmuse sighs
<Miah> not a fan?
<darkcooger> Just what the hell is going to be going on in Seattle?
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<Miah> So I asked neunon to join to allay your fears. neunon, what's going to be going on in Seattle?
<neunon> Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis.
<Miah> Well that probably didn't help.
* nfreader books a ticket for seattleComment: Just a typical day in #mhchat
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#303928* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
rich: It's that point in the project when someone says,"hey it's crunch time and you can tell because I am now asking you all if you would like me to order lunch in for everyone" (that just happened here)
jaybill: which is really "I am expensing lunch at no personal cost to me so that you may work without a break."
rich: "What I don't realize is that you will still surf the web while you eat instead of working."
rich: "And I never really specified that this free meal is based on you working."
jaybill: hahahahah
rich <AUTO-REPLY> : Out To Lunch
jaybill: *spit*
jaybill: HaHaHaHaHaHAHaH |
#303944* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball
xen: You're kidding, right? |
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