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#305366* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Dotcomboy17> If anyone wants to help out with helping people with mIRC Scripting and anything to do with mIRC may do so by joining #mIRC Channel or if you need help with scripting in mirc #mirc is the place to Join :>
<@Dotcomboy17> --SPAM END--
<@Liam> syntax error. Expecting --SPAM START-- |
#305402* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
ShadyGuy: Berb
ShadyGuy is now Offline.
[About 20 hours later]
ShadyGuy is now Online.
ShadyGuy: Back
ShadyGuy: :3
Alp: :p |
#305443* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ketsuban> This weekend, maybe
<~Mugendai> you mean next weekend
<Ketsuban> No
<Ketsuban> This weekend
<~Mugendai> since today is Sunday
<Ketsuban> 5 and 6 February = this weekend
<Ketsuban> 12 and 13 Feb = next weekend
<~Mugendai> okay
<&XD003> We'll play 6 weeks and 50 months from now
<Ketsuban> Uh, no
<&XD003> And we'll time travel back to this exact moment to play
<~Mugendai> lol
* Joins: Derxwna (~eternalda@Rizon-C8D67325.lightspeed.miamfl.sbcglobal.net)
<%fivequestionmarks> Derxwna is a clone of these: XD003
* fivequestionmarks sets mode: +v Derxwna
<+Derxwna> Fuck your rules
<+Derxwna> I lost the game.Comment: My friends and I were discussing playing a Network game of Age of Empires III
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#305445* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@FruitL00pz> so your heaven is full of men?
<Shayne> "Hell hath no fury like IRC full of women"
<Shayne> FruitL00pz, nah my heaven has a 1000Tb net connection
<+Sunbeam> lol
<@happy_mouse> LOL |
#305461* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
«+K`WeEabo0o» auREAX is only +v now?
«+auREAX» .halfop
&[420] sets mode: +h auREAX
«+Kota» .fullopwithhotchicks
«+Haeroe» .postop
«@hghgd» you called, Kota? |
#305466* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kona> and you'd better seek permission to be in her sudoers file
<kona> you don't want to have to use your "wget out of jail free card" |
#305486* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AwesomeSawce> I MUST read my Facebook messages before I send them.
<AwesomeSawce> I was asking Nicolle to come skating on Sunday....
<AwesomeSawce> instead of 'sesh' (as in session)
<AwesomeSawce> I written bash
<tbw|afk> AwesomeSawce: >.<
<AwesomeSawce> So I hope she reads it as: "Hey, want to fuck on Sunday morning?".
<@HumanNoMore> as least you didn't write fsck instead of f...
<@HumanNoMore> "want to check my disks for errors with me?"
<tbw> >.>
<tbw> <.<
<AwesomeSawce> Worst part is, if I did say that, it would read: "Hey, want to fuck on Sunday morning? I think your brother is coming along, too.". |
#305488* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mikey> SEX!!!
<Mikey> i mean hi |
#305493* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@happy_mouse> also don't draw knifebunny loling at hitler with a pinapple up his arse, it's been done. |
#305495* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<&Pagan> what os u using Ann?
<~Ann> wtf is an os
<&Pagan> cause if its windows just turn off all the accessibility options in control panel
<Angel-Knight> operating system
<&Pagan> operating system
<&Pagan> operaaaaating
<&Pagan> sys
<&Pagan> tem |
#305499* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<operative> blarg
<pontiac6000> eh?
<operative> need 2TB storage for a rainbow table
<operative> but i have only 1.43TB left
<pontiac6000> what do you need a rainbow table for?
<pushpop> fuk is a rainbow table
<operative> cracking gsm crypto
<mux> use the botnets, luke
<pontiac6000> use the credit card, luke
<Gyjf> use the usb sticks, luke
<operative> hahaha yes
<operative> i need moar usb hubs and thumb drives
<mux> what if you used the botnets to get access to them credit cards to buy usb sticks, luke?
<Gyjf> WINRAR IS YOU ^ |
#305530* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<haotian> Humility is essence of virtue.
<Supergirl> haotian: Are you saying I should just bend over and allow people to screw me at their heart's content?
<mach_kernel> nobody's saying that
<Supergirl> Allow them the virtue of behaving like sexist pigs?
<mach_kernel> you can charge fees for certain services i'd imagine
<mach_kernel> that's how they do it here anyway
<Supergirl> No remuneration whatsoever?
<Supergirl> You wonder why you don't see women in rooms like this?
<haotian> Supergirl, no.Comment: ##c++ on freenode
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#305533* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<adrian|work> Does anyone want an unused Canon F2.8 135mm prime lens?
<jwo> adrian|work: mgldev1 would probably be interested
<adrian|work> jwo: I will give him a good price
<adrian|work> thanks
<jwo> adrian|work he is sat infront of you.
<adrian|work> ... I know |
#305537* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<NextLyfe> does anyone here have re:coded?
<NextLyfe> ...guess thats a no... >.>
<Saric> never heard of it
<NextLyfe> its the newest kingdom hearts game
<NextLyfe> its soooo fun
<Saric> never liked the series..
<NextLyfe> D:
<&Zukiedo> neither did I
<&Zukiedo> seemed....
<&Zukiedo> stupid.
<NextLyfe> -_-
<NextLyfe> its not
<&Zukiedo> it is.
<&Zukiedo> and trust me, I know stupid
<NextLyfe> im sure you do
<&Zukiedo> :)
<NextLyfe> e.e
<&Zukiedo> "Stupid is as stupid does."
<Saric> Same zuk.. I never got the hype on it
<&Zukiedo> it's basically, "hey, let's take cartoon characters that don't even have any business in their own damn games and throw them in a game with other misfit characters that couldn't cut it anywhere else. then we can throw some crap storyline over it and make it a hack-n-slash platformer"
<NextLyfe> no its not...
<&Zukiedo> yes, it is
<Saric> Then what the hell is it?
<Saric> o.-
<NextLyfe> ...saric, what exactly is that face supposed to be? haha
<&Zukiedo> lol at changing the subject |
#305541* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Raiden> never gonna give you up
<+bread> :OOOOOO
< FreeFull> Never gonna bread you down
<+FreeFull> Never gonna run around and dessert you
<+bread> :O
<+bread> ha
<+FreeFull> Never gonna bake a pie
<+FreeFull> Never gonna say good brieComment: #lobby@espernet
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#305548* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
JC: dude applying for the network tech position included his typing speed on the resume
harp: Does he also list proficiency in Excel AND Word?
JC: hang on, I think he did...lemme check
harp: That's gotta rank one ... wait, seriously?
harp: AHAHAHAHAAHA!
JC: Comptia A+ Certified (2008)
JC: Comptia Network + Certified (2010)
harp: That's awesome!
JC: we're actually bringing him in too...christ I wish we paid better |
#305559* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mich> MrSaint: let this cheer you up http : // www . youtube . com / watch?v=H2Tt86_PdGM
<CornCob> YT: "Enola Gay"
<Mich> fuu
<TheCoreMan> looooooool
<TheCoreMan> busted man, I'm not clicking this link |
#305560* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lucifer7> i just had a jaw droppin irc moment
<Lucifer7> < somenick> So what if you're gay
<Lucifer7> < somenick> Stop fucking bitching about it.
<Lucifer7> < somenick> That's your own choice. |
#305580* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cessil> UPDATE `users` SET `Kills` = '123' WHERE `uid` != -1
<cessil> that worked for me
<cessil> there's no uid -1 so it chose every account |
#305592* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Lance> OH
<+Lance> MY
<+Lance> GOD
<+Lance> WILD FARFETCHD
<+Lance> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<+Lance> YESYESYESYESYES
<+Riosan> wat
<+Ninten> Farfetch'd is lame
<&Jesus> Rob, that seems unlikely.
<+Ninten> Almost as lame as Spud
<+Ninten> ALMOST
<&Jesus> In fact, it seems almost...
<+EvilSpud> no u
<&Jesus> *shades*
<+Lance> fuck you ninten
<&Jesus> ...Farfetch'd.
<&Jesus> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
<+Lance> god dammit silver |
#305596* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<%Totla> so i have to get an EEG, an EKG, and an MRI/MRA
<~PsychoYoshi> yay
<~PsychoYoshi> EEGs are easy.
<%Totla> and go to a optomitrist as well as an cardiologist
<+IceFlinger> Is that like taking a DCK in the BTT, speak english pleaseComment: #nsider on Chatspike
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#305623* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MotorToad> So I found some sunroofs on ebay but I can't get to it right now because I'm cleaning up Choco's mess
<Nic-o-Let> How much? What happened to Choco?
<MotorToad> Uh, ~$200... and she, uh, died.
<Nic-o-Let> Oh, I knew that, sos told me.
<MotorToad> ... uh |
#305648* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<M4renz> _tt_://www_youtube_com/watch_v=O2rGTXHvPCQ
<dbot> "YouTube - Numb3rs' description of IRC"
<M4renz> oh that vid
<M4renz> now I know what it is
<M4renz> dbot, thanks
<dbot> M4renz: You're a kitten! |
#305723* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
20:06 < Cooked_Auto> "You've just learned you're about to have sex with the last character you roleplayed. 1. Who is this character? 2. What's your reaction?" Reaction: imprettyokaywiththisactually.jpg
20:06 < MoonWolf> Cooked_Auto, shit.
20:06 < ChaosSmurf> Cooked_Auto: fuck
20:06 < GlennCuttlefish> C_A: HELP |
#305764* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
SlyGoat: my dick throws up all over the place
SlyGoat: >:/
Godfiend: lol
SlyGoat: my dog
SlyGoat: ..
Godfiend: LOL
SlyGoat: my dick wtf where did that come from |
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