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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 34 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 48.6% chance of being approved.

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<Tekps> When I went to florida a few weeks back
<Tekps> I hadn't shit for like 2 weeks, so when I went to this waterpark
<Tekps> I had to shit real bad
<Tekps> Took me like 45 mins.
<halomonian> lol
<Tekps> I had just been savin it up.
<halomonian> filled the toilet
<Tekps> Dude i wrecked that toilet.
<halomonian> its a sport
<Tekps> It got severely owned by my ass.
<Tekps> It is a sport.
<Tekps> It's going nationwide soon if i have anything to say about it.
<halomonian> i clog my toilet 8 out of 10 times i go to shit
<Tekps> I will be the michael phelps
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