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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 26 times.
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[~mach_kernel] i have something that if a kid asks you i'd want you to try to answer
[@Ni0b3] what
[~mach_kernel] i thought about this while going through manhattan
[~mach_kernel] so i had to go pick up something with dad and for some fucking reason the gay parade was going on that day
[~mach_kernel] i hate the city
[~mach_kernel] i hate it even more when i see some 99 year old fucker on a leash
[~mach_kernel] now
[~mach_kernel] what if your kid asks you
[+zzmegad] lmao
[&minibyte] rofl
[@Ni0b3] wtf
[~mach_kernel] "daddy, why is that man in his underwear being held by a doggy collar?"
[~mach_kernel] i mean
[~mach_kernel] you'd scare yourself to pass there
[~mach_kernel] we were going to pick up something from ups manhattan
[~mach_kernel] since the one nearby was under lockdown (some fucker put sugar in an envelope it was on the news later)
[@Ni0b3] cause he was bad and is being punished .. just the same how i put my puppy on her leash when she decides to not listen
[@Ni0b3] :pComment: irc.minibyte.org #minibyte
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