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#302759* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> enum Bool {
<fahadsadah> True,
<fahadsadah> False,
<fahadsadah> FileNotFound
<fahadsadah> }; |
#302768* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EFS-Extarian> If we can't get upgraded Goldstrike Bows, we could use Burizas.
<EFS-Damarus> I wouldn't even use a Buriza as a butt-plug.
<EFS-Stockers> I'm not comfortable using a weapon that he wouldn't use as a butt plug.
<EFS-Jr> Well you're a fag.
<EFS-Damarus> and a gay one at that.
<EFS-Extarian> He has a point though. I'm not sure our choice of weapons would really benefit from checking whether or not Damarus would use them as an anal blocking device.
<EFS-Damarus> You fail to see the possibilities.Comment: #Diablo2 on AUS-1/BNET
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#302769* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* POK3M0N wants to talk 2 some1
* Efreak cyberz POK3M0N
<in pm>
*POK3M0N* hi
*Efreak* ...
*POK3M0N* ...
*Efreak* so i herd u liek mudkipzComment: #chat on irc.rizon.net
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#302771* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<theloniouspunk>: Hmm... entertainment.
*juggles*
*acts*
*rides pet elephant*
*bows and falls off elephant*
<Sakari>: NOW MAKE YOURSELF INTO A HUMAN FIREWORK.
*blows you up*
<theloniouspunk>: NOZ!
<Sakari>: ...Fine.
*unblows you* |
#302774* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mike: uhh
Mike: i need you to do one more thing
Tristan: lemme at it
Tristan: no
Tristan: I will not give you my horse porn |
#302801* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Solar257>: If the protesters are upset about the austerity bill, perhaps they should form a Baklava Party and threaten to take back the gov't.
<eganist>: with what, hand rolled sweets? What are they going to do, heart-attack the Greek government to death? |
#302815* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<n0s13nm> she was so ugly, if you locked her up in a bell tower, quasimodo wouldnt hit that with a crowbar |
#302830* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&lietk12> my princeton review AP Euro book says
<&lietk12> "Religion also served as a motivating factor, and Christian missionaries were actually the first Europeans to penetrate central Africa"
<&lietk12> I can guess what position they were in! |
#302861* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+r0d3nt> /msg nickserv id i<3poonan1breath
<+r0d3nt> oh fuck.
<+r0d3nt> JESUS FUCKComment: oh how the mighty have fallen
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#302862* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hat> did you know that in the southern states, all pokemon evolve into the bible? |
#302882* (?/10) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dexi> im currently dipping frozen chicken breast tenderloins in left-over burger king zesty sauce... i feel so "bachelor" right now |
#302909* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fuzzwood> oh shit
<Fuzzwood> its raining quite heavily here
<Fuzzwood> time to shower... |
#302986* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+trelane> "unnatural" anal intercourse would be the definition used here. (I should note this sentence probably wins the exacta for violating EVERY rule in #defocus, it's not family-appropriate, discusses, both sex, and politics, and if we examine the history of sodomy law, religion) |
#302990* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Raynes> Hitting ctrl when you need to hit caps lock is like dropping an anvil on your left testicle while a piranha chews on the right one. |
#302992* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Blargel> not only that, if you're not in china, it's illegal for you to have CNY
< robin-gvx> like how it's illegal to have pot if you don't live in the netherlands |
#302993* (?/46) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Necrosis> Why is fraps showing up in VS2010 windows :< |
#303006* (?/50) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<amee2k> god, i need a vagina :X |
#303011* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Antimony-120> I'm mad on power!
* Antimony-120 changes his name to khmer
<@khmer> that's "with", ballhandler
<@khmer> you can be drunk on power and mad with power
<@khmer> this has been preposition hour with khmer
<Antimony-120> Well I'm drunk with whiskey, so I'm bad on grammar |
#303012* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pitz> my favorite western movie is "An Assful of Dildoes" |
#303027* (?/42) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chris_Northop> LETS SPILL SOME BEANS
<PokeWarVeteran> ADD SOMEWORMS FROM THAT CAN
<PokeWarVeteran> MIX IT WITH THE CAT FROM THE BAG
<PokeWarVeteran> MIX IT IN A BLENDER.
<PokeWarVeteran> I CALL IT THE LIQUID SHITSTORMComment: rizon #adeptusevangelion
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#303031* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mike: i am the very model of an evil sysadmin from hell
i will be quick to delete all your files from a remote shell
if you email me wrongly i will point and laugh hysterically
and then i'll reply with a short email written quite generically
i will also happily laugh at you when i see that you can't spell
i am the very model of an evil sysadmin from hell! |
#303088* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Shim_1> you can take my bow!
graf> i can take you when you bow |
#303103* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<emmy> the only thing which is even more effective in slowing down traffic are trees.
<emmy> huge. giant. oak trees.
<emmy> more than half a meter in diameter.
<emmy> more often than not a yard
<emmy> we call those things 'Pole killers' down here.
<Frokusblakah> Pole killers?
<emmy> because if you hear a hard bang in the middle of the night, you know it's nother drunk Polish worker who drove himself in one of those trees
<HoneyMoon> :-P
<Frokusblakah> lol
<emmy> and then you have a tree, and a bit of car on the left, and a bit of car on the right side of the tree.
<Frokusblakah> All part of the natural habitat
<Skyburn> the tree wanted to take a ride
<Frokusblakah> ;P
<Skyburn> duh
<emmy> and little bits of blood and alcohol everywhere |
#303142* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FiveAlive> i think japan is gonna win the next one somehow
<FiveAlive> just because korea beat greece
<FiveAlive> they got that racial momentum going
<FiveAlive> underdogs + they vs. black country's team and lord do we all know japs are racist
<Steamcade> i....
<Steamcade> God damn it you're a fucking idiot
<Steamcade> How do you form sentences in your brain? |
#303177* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
noms: ew
noms: i heard sandwich
noms: hot tub
noms: and kinky noises
noms: i'm int erested
noms: interested*
noms: then i heard motherboard
noms: you just lost my interested |
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