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#303195* (?/42) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
( Mousey ) he eats almost as much food as a human
( Mousey ) i guess i'll have to have his balls cut off :(
( Mousey ) he's not cute enough when he's this skinny
(@jynxdaddy ) ;o
( Zyn ) its because cats have a supernatural ability, see
( Zyn ) they have the power to conjure a vortex through space and time in their belly
( Zyn ) so whatever you give him, is instantly transported to the other side of the galaxy for storage
( Zyn ) the only reason you see cats poop when they are kittens is cause they can't control the interstellar space flow so some food slips down into their digestive system
( Zyn ) as adults, you let them outside and they cleverly disguise or mime their pooping to fool you
( Zyn ) I know this, I'm an expert on cats
( Zyn ) and that cats have nine lives ... well, it's cause each cats personal storage hidden beyond the stars are preinstalled with cat spare parts, which are quickly transported back to them and through the blood system whenever a cat gets hurt
( Mousey ) well that explains alot
( Zyn ) of course these parts doesn't last forever |
#303220* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< lagann> hi anish
< lagann> zachbot: anish is here
< zachbot> <3
< anish> zachbot: you're awesome
< zachbot> penis penis
< kurtisnelson> whoah, zachbot just deviated from its normal behaviour
< anish> only when it comes to me
< kurtisnelson> zachbot: kurt is here
< zachbot> penis penis
< kurtisnelson> zachbot: anish is here
< zachbot> <3
< kurtisnelson> WHAT!
< anish> MWHAhahahahahaha
< kurtisnelson> zachbot: anish is here
< zachbot> <3
< aeroevan> ...
* anish makes the figer pyramid of evil satisfactionComment: #lugatgt on Freenode
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#303223* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackBull> many nicks who sound to be female aren't so
<monkeygirl> then again, many nicks who sound like men arent men either
<Ejj> As in they are male but not men?
<Wolframm> they are not men, they are DEVO |
#303255* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
00:22:06 <+Andrew> dats kewl
00:22:25 < Kentr0nic> what is?
00:22:30 <+Andrew> 188-facetime
00:22:41 < Kentr0nic> ohh
00:22:46 <+Andrew> if you have an iphone 4 and you do a facetime call with it you can talk to an apple employee or whatever
00:22:50 <+Andrew> its like 'lol cool'
00:23:46 < Kentr0nic> kinda like chatroulette
00:23:49 <+Andrew> lol
00:23:52 < Kentr0nic> lol |
#303258* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
galeni: You're not a real christian, anyhow. You date a lesbian. No TRUE christian would do such a thing. |
#303280* (?/54) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[03:32:33] <CaptainKirk> Darn autocorrxt
[03:32:40] <CaptainKirk> autocorrect*
[03:32:58] <OxDeadC0de> your autocorrect rocks since it doesn't correct the word correct correctlyComment: FreeNode / ##hi_jack_this
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#303287* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[03:31 PM] Smookie: You look like your are 14
[03:31 PM] Blarg400000: She's probably getting off to you.
[03:31 PM] Smookie: i think
[03:31 PM] BlackLabel2021: I get that ALL THE TIME.
[03:31 PM] Blarg400000: lol bad timing
[03:31 PM] Smookie: teehe
[03:31 PM] BlackLabel2021: Not the
[03:31 PM] BlackLabel2021: getting
[03:31 PM] BlackLabel2021: off
[03:31 PM] BlackLabel2021: ..
[03:31 PM] BlackLabel2021: nevermind
[03:31 PM] Smookie: teeeehehee
[03:31 PM] Blarg400000: ROFL |
#303289* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HappyMeals>: Ew. God no. That's like saying Dr. Pepper is the best soda.
<xCrosseyesx>: Exactly. Dr. Pepper's amazing, but every now and then I prefer a little Faygo, or maybe some Jones. I don't think there could really be such a thing as "THE" funniest show.
<NewRadical12>: Not even close.
<Flame Killa 2PC>: I don't understand? Dr. Pepper is the best soda.
<Lethal Spaniard>: Jones is pretty good. But DP IS BETTAR!
<GrandMastaTrack>: I came after drinking DP. |
#303293* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<p_g_p> i got a swineflu jab
<unk> any side effects?
<p_g_p> they said i should expect some mild autism around the injection site
<unk> that'll wear off |
#303301* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<meeb> Digga: yeah, i just wanted you to quit so you'd spam your away message
<meeb> 12:39:30 <@Digga> hooray
<meeb> 12:39:44 * Digga is now away: i'm going afk now ^_^ but, i wub all of oo, i am teh bunny bubble bunchkins!!!!!!
<meeb> 12:39:45 <@vurl> ^_^
<meeb> 12:39:54 -|- Digga is now known as bunchkins
<Digga> oh god
<meeb> happy birthday \o/Comment: meeb owns Digga's bouncer server, and fucked with his settings as a birthday prank.
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#303310* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+arby> we let Cliffy pretend its normal for his age
<Wyatt> wateeeeveerrr foooools
<Wyatt> i be kickin it ol school
<Clifford> But I had an HO layout
<Wyatt> real og in the hizzouse
* arby facepalms
<+arby> YOURE WHITE
<Clifford> Can I slap Wyatt?
<Wyatt> NAH CRACKA FOO
<Clifford> Ok
<+arby> LISTEN NIGGUH, IMA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS
<Wyatt> dont be messin wit me yo
* Clifford slaps Wyatt
<Wyatt> OH SHEET. THIS MOFO WANNA TAKE ON A REAL OG
<+arby> WHAT NOW MUTHAFUCKAH
<+arby> WHAT NOW
<Wyatt> aight foo
<Wyatt> imma take out my ak, i aint gonna hold back foo
<+arby> id like to see you try
<Wyatt> alright im done
<Wyatt> i hate compton
<+arby> lolComment: good ole #controlroom
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#303312* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[01:30 AM] EliteKitten: ........
[01:30 AM] EliteKitten: so
[01:30 AM] EliteKitten: it's midnight
[01:30 AM] EliteKitten: my ass hurts
[01:30 AM] Blarg400000: O.O
[01:30 AM] Blarg400000: WHAT
[01:30 AM] EliteKitten: and I'm almost done with better days
[01:30 AM] Blarg400000: Is THAT what you were AFK for?
[01:30 AM] EliteKitten: pretty much all day
[01:30 AM] Blarg400000: ROFL!Comment: Bad timing FTW
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#303317* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
the_rogue_smiler: "Illegal downloading: Would you download a car?"
N_Doe is now known as ryano.
the_rogue_smiler: Hell yes I would if I could.
thyri0n:
the_rogue_smiler: I love it when self-righteous ads fail hard.
CoJaBo: Essays are even more fun- I once had no idea what the question was even asking, so I picked a multiple-choice question from the previous page at random and wrote a 3 paragraph essay explaining why the answer was C. xD
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CoJaBo: I got like 3/4 on it too o_OComment: FreeNode / #defocus ( irc://irc.freenode.net/#defocus | irc://irc.ipv6.freenode.net/#defocus )
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#303322* (?/56) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&Lizzy> i crave choccie more than chips :P
<~goose> Then, there's my addiction to cherry cock.
<~goose> coke
<&Higurashi> I prefer cashew and pistachio.
<~goose> COKE
<&Higurashi> Oh god.
<&Lizzy> LOOOOOOOOOOL
<~goose> I swear to god that was a typo
<&Higurashi> Oh my god.
<~CodeNinja> AHAHAHAH
<&Lizzy> om freeeeeeken word goose
<&Higurashi> Immortalised.
<&Lizzy> LOL
<~goose> I will delete the shit out of that
<~CodeNinja> FTW
<~goose> before any of you qdb it.
<~CodeNinja> NO YOU WONT
<&Higurashi> No, no you won't.
<+kc1178> LMAO
<~goose> oh yes I will.
<&Lizzy> LOOOOOOOOOL
<~CodeNinja> I will make sure it continues to be put back up there every day :P
<&Higurashi> Ditto.
<~CodeNinja> I'll cronjob an ssh mysql :P
<&Lizzy> rofl
<~goose> CodeNinja I will e-poop on you :(
<&Lizzy> lol
<~goose> SHUT UP ALL OF YOU |
#303337* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
CaptainKirk|Mac: I'm going to do something
CaptainKirk|Mac: So don't @timebmb [@timebomb] me
LogicGuy: @eightball is CaptainKirk a jerk ?
xen: Come again?
LogicGuy: @eightball is CaptainKirk a jerk ?
xen: What are you asking me for?
CaptainKirk|Mac: lol
CaptainKirk|Mac: I can't be [a jerk]
CaptainKirk|Mac: xen knows that
CaptainKirk|Mac: so it thinks it misheard
LogicGuy: @eightball is CaptainKirk a jerk ?
xen: You know the answer better than I.
LogicGuy: @eightball is CaptainKirk a jerk ?
xen: What are you asking me for?
CaptainKirk|Mac: lol
LogicGuy: :{Comment: CrypticHaven / #fun ( irc://irc.cryptichaven.org/#fun ) NOTICE CrypticHaven is invite-only
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#303347* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Penguin> isn't there some kinds of enamel that turn from a milky to a clear when baked?
<SuxXarD> Semen
* Penguin facepalms
<Party> I was about to say thatComment: #mcb on irc.mcarterbrown.com
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#303348* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sadrilover> my gramma uses it
<XtremeTeam> LOL. Go granny!
<sadrilover> lol
<CatBox360> still true
<schooluser> the number of people who have difficulty using it still outnumbers the ones who don't
<CatBox360> linux is still a pile of flaming cow shit
<sadrilover> lol CatBox360
<XtremeTeam> Cow Patty. <3Comment: limux is still better
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#303375* (?/44) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Frits [~login@ip565713c1.direct-adsl.nl] has joined #sss-support
<@cvs> have a bad feeling about this
<@cvs> some i/o operations seem to stall way too long
<@cvs> as long as it gives me a window to buy a new machine :)
<@TheShaun> whats it runnin on now
<@cvs> p2-266/192mb
<@TheShaun> wow
<phrozen77> o_O
<@TheShaun> what a breast
<@TheShaun> *beast |
#303385* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
atari2600a: & the driver that closely matches is rar'd
atari2600a: time to install 7z I suppose
atari2600a: MOTHER OF BITCH!!!
atari2600a: THE RAR CONTAINS AN EXE'D ARCHIVE!!!Comment: Don't worry, it was a Win7 VM under Ubuntu
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#303413* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
To EliteKitten: Go do triple-S before you die
To EliteKitten: Shit/Shower/Shave
EliteKitten: ......... (reply)
EliteKitten: I'm not gonna shave (reply)
To EliteKitten: You probably DO smell bad, though.
EliteKitten: I want to grow out a shower (reply)
To EliteKitten: . . .
To EliteKitten: What?
EliteKitten: shadow (reply)
EliteKitten: damnit (reply) |
#303429* (?/42) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mayazcherquoi> mmmm
<Mayazcherquoi> taco's for dinner
<Mayazcherquoi> =D
<Gurkan> at 09:38? :O
<Mayazcherquoi> yep
<Gurkan> wierdo |
#303446* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
chalcedny: the strangest thing just happened
CaptainKirk|Mac: what?
chalcedny: we had a power blip.. it went out, the ups beeped, but my computer still seems to be working, only the monitors are both dark
CaptainKirk|Mac: you have a UPS?
chalcedny: they have power lights
chalcedny: yes
CaptainKirk|Mac: plug the computer and monitors into it
chalcedny: they are in the ups side of it.. i moved the crt back to the non ups side but it still acts like it's not getting any signal from the computer
CaptainKirk|Mac: is your computer still on?Comment: FreeNode / ##hi_jack_this ( irc://irc.freenode.net/##hi_jack_this | irc://irc.ipv6.freenode.net/##hi_jack_this )
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#303454* (?/52) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<moctezuma> i heard the girl commits suicide after a bukkake?
<moctezuma> but I keep seeing the same girls taking them |
#303593* (?/54) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Taenil says:
*o_o
*oh gawd
Krazélia Isis Sunila says :
*hm?
*the song lyrics?
Taenil says:
*nu
*The day-care man...
*pokemon heartgold...
*o_o
*He gave me an egg.
Krazélia Isis Sunila says:
*ooh!
Taenil says (1:02 AM):
*...
*This isn't something to celebrate.
*._. I have a male Eevee and a male Wailmer...in there...
Krazélia Isis Sunila says:
*O.O
*wat.
Taenil says:
*i'm...Confused. D:
Krazélia Isis Sunila says:
*you... just got a gay lovechild fluffy-fish-whale ...thing?
Taenil says:
*YESH
Taenil says:
*D:
Taenil says:
**flails*
**FLAIL*
Taenil says (1:07 AM):
*WHY IS NATURE SUCH A CRUEL MISTRESS
Krazélia Isis Sunila says (1:07 AM):
*XDDDD
Taenil says (1:07 AM):
*I'm still stuck on the fluffy-fish-whale!
Vincerific says:
*the wife of the daycare man has been into beastiality the whole time ... that is why he is into the free daycare thing... to help feed his wife's need
Taenil says:
*o_o
Krazélia Isis Sunila says:
*ITS SCARY COS IT MAKES SENSE~!
*WHY ELSE WOULD IT BE FREE?!
*WELL, free-ISH.Comment: MSN chat
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[TXF] ✪ AshTR ಠ_ಠ: Oh good.
[TXF] ✪ AshTR ಠ_ಠ: Everyone's gone playing SC2.
floof'd! Gami disconnected.
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