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#303967* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Axxis> You can't beat the tone and longevity. Stringsandbeyond.com has good prices on them. I'd pick up a few single Gs, Bs, and high Es though. Then again, I rape the fucking thing when I play...
<Ogy> Always so humble.
<Axxis> You don't have to necessarily be good to rape it.
<Ogy> Yeah I guess that is kind of like saying all rapists are good lovers. |
#303983* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Alec> TheLock are bad
<TheLock> bad bot that is pretty smart sometimesComment: #icepush@irc.strictfp.com
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#304005* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[Ailya]: Why so SRS?
[Ailya]: No, really.
[Ailya]: Why so SRS?
[Malvolia]: I dunno lol
[Surloin]: LOL
[Malvolia]: SRS is a label they put on some cars to denote it being a higher model version of the same car
[Ailya]: D:
[Malvolia]: Same with SRT, SLT, and ES, and EX, and and and...
[Malvolia]: ...
[Ailya]: Stop calling me a clunker! D:
[Ailya]: !!!
[Malvolia]: I'm not calling you a clunker!
[Ailya]: I don't want my bumper to fall off
[Ailya]: I don't wanna be covered in duct tape! D:
[Malvolia]: You aren't a clunker!
[Malvolia]: a Yukon SRS is mid to higher end vehicle, not a clunker
[Ailya]: Ohhhh
[Ailya]: So pimps are gonna ride in me?
[Ailya]: With pole dancers?
[Malvolia]: Sure
[Malvolia]: If that's what you want
[Ailya]: Like a stretch limo
[Ailya]: YAYYYYY
[Malvolia]: Haha
[Bandarii]: Pole dancers in a stretch limo... *ponders*
[Ailya]: I can go to Orgrimmar
[Ailya]: and be like
[Ailya]: GET IN MY LIMO NAOWComment: Ailya is a girl. Happened in Nevermore
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#304012* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<B-Rad> chatzilla is lying to me
<Foxy> o.o
<B-Rad> as usual
B-Rad shoots chatzilla
* QUIT B-Rad (connection reset by peer) |
#304016* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mr_T> ingberlach you piss cunt gay false homosexual man sex
<Mr_T> homoerotically false
<Ingberlach> shut the hell up farmboy
<Ingberlach> sorry
<Ingberlach> didnt mean that |
#304085* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Saphiresurf> Well I turn on the ds and the light goes on for a second then shuts off and the speaker makes a neutral noise when it turns off. Is there anyway to fix this?
<immibis> maybe it's flat?
<Saphiresurf> What do you mean?
<Steven> the battery
<Steven> it might not have any charge in it
<Saphiresurf> One sec getting charger |
#304099* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<killown> I am a nerd who like pop music :(
<WBlinder> Really ?
<killown> sure |
#304102* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Polytope> a pigeon in the hand is worth two in the bush. that's the pigeonhold principle. |
#304106* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+echobinary> my fiancee survived breast cancer
<+echobinary> she was diagnosed 6mo after we first got together
<+echobinary> no wait
<+echobinary> maybe a year
<+echobinary> that was 5 years ago now
<+psypete> i always wondered if cancer wards were full of chicks trying to get some before they kicked the bucket
<+xibalba> omg you're awful
<+xibalba> but hilarious
<+echobinary> psypete: no they arent - but im sure there are ppl like that out there
<+psypete> *score*
<+echobinary> modern cancer "wards" are pretty nice actually
<+psypete> now i don't have to sit around those godawful AA meetings
<+echobinary> ppl come in to a nice facility - get hooked up to teh chemo - and then they go home
<@aydiosmio> comfy chairs
<+psypete> yeah i guess they'd call them like, a wing of the hospital
<+echobinary> totally
<+xibalba> did your finance survive?
<+echobinary> confy chairs - really nice nurses
<+echobinary> xibalba: yes
<+echobinary> we are getting married soon
<+echobinary> she was diagnosed with breast cancer @ 28
<+echobinary> and a month later her mom was given less than 6mo to live due to lung cancer (advanced)
<+psypete> i can't wait til i get cancer
<+echobinary> fucking cancer ... it really grows on you |
#304119* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Eric: you know how you thought my cousin was hot?
Max: I think so
Eric: the one at the lake party a long time ago
Max: yes, I remember. I don't recall exactly what she looked like though.
Eric: well even I think she's really pretty now
Max: gross, dude
Eric: lol it's not a sexual attraction
Max: oh! okay. I was gonna say
Eric: i just added her and i dint recognize her at first
Eric: that's what brought it up
Max: brought what up? gross, dude |
#304131* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Da_Ork> http://www.qdb.us/32145 rofl thinkgeek panties
<Tlmitf> ROFL - i gotta get me some of them :P
<Da_Ork> lol now is that trav or steph :P
<Tlmitf> lol Steph
<Tlmitf> i'd be wprried if it was trav
<Da_Ork> me to lol |
#304201* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hwin> these gummy bears have the texture of scrotum. |
#304204* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dvander_> computers are garbage
<sawce> yeah everyone should just use ipads |
#304230* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Joh> The boy in the striped pyjamas
<Joh> Proving that even though 3 million jews were killed
<Joh> The saddest death is the one german nazi kid. |
#304236* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nuts> is there a macro for rounding a number up?
<Sculptor> macro? that's nuts
<nuts> I guessComment: #c on efnet
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#304249* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Metalwolf> theres a reason i call taking a crap the "instant weight loss plan"
<Metalwolf> :P
<Gyjf> same with chainsawsComment: #hak5
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#304260* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
There is no harm in reading failure but there is great harm in failing to read.Comment: Curious mInd
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#304263* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
SexPen0redWalrus: Thought it'd be like Pokemon where you white out with no negative consequences.
Onixs111: You lose money. If you didn't notice.
Onixs111: Which is lolable
SexPen0redWalrus: Money was like, useless, though.
SexPen0redWalrus: SINCE EVERYONE HAD FREE HEALTH CARE. |
#304264* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(03:08:31) * Quits: +Ryft(Connection reset by peer)
(03:08:32) * Quits: %Fae`liin_M`taali(Connection reset by peer)
(03:09:14) * @Katsumi drags Ryft and Fae back in here and glues them both to the channel
(03:09:29) * Joins: Ryft
(03:09:29) * ChanServ sets mode: +v Ryft
(03:09:37) <@Katsumi> O_O
(03:09:49) <@Katsumi> I couldn't do that again if I tried. |
#304272* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<almostsix> that reminds me. In junior history (US history) we had short daily quizzes. And once, late in the semester, I was getting really tired of them.
<almostsix> So, I took the quiz, and wrote my response entirely in Caesar Shift.
<almostsix> Obviously I got a zero. But it was totally worth it, just for his reaction.
<Oranjer> that's better than my idea, which was not to turn the quiz in at all
<almostsix> the only thing that makes me sad is that I actually wrote a good response. But he didn't get to read it. Oh well. |
#304276* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lougambi> how come nothing pops up when i search
<Keevan> don't search for your penis then
<lougambi> hehe
<Keevan> PWNED
<MADDMAXX> they should call u mario
<MADDMAXX> bc u just got 1up'd |
#304284* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Stefan> I have many expenses
<gonorrhea> sux
<Stefan> bus fare
<Stefan> a gun and bullet to blow my brains out with
<gonorrhea> well you know there's cheaper ways to kill yourself
<Stefan> I want to go out like Hitler, though |
#304323* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+tsunderehime> lol
<+tsunderehime> its ok for a man to cry sg
<+tsunderehime> it just means you like to put your penis in other men's poopers
<+sg-zzz> i wouldn't put it in a woman's pooper either
<nampa-man> oh lawd~
<+tsunderehime> other men's mouths
<+tsunderehime> better?
<+sg-zzz> that doesn't make me gay
<+sg-zzz> it makes HIM gay
<+tsunderehime> SG
<+tsunderehime> i have just gotten another penis
<+tsunderehime> dude says, by putting your penis into the mouth of another guy
<+tsunderehime> you are both gay
<+sg-zzz> tsunderehime well i've been on the receiving or giving end
<+sg-zzz> tho i'm amused you needed to doublecheck
<+sg-zzz> ffff
<+sg-zzz> *i've never been onComment: Original one was missing important line.
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#304328* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Leese) if I hear that song that goes "hey, slow it down, what do you want from me..what do you want from me" 1 more time, I am gunna throw something
(laradroid) where's all my fucking OT pay
* laradroid ponders taking tomorrow off
(Longie) do it
(Longie) do it
(Longie) then go to your boss when he calls up
(Longie) 'hey mate, slow it down. what do you want from me. What DO you want... from me?'
(Longie) make sure leese is in the room thoughComment: austnet
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#304350* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(%Ray) they have the IP address of his hard drive
(+Draelen) I'd rather have the IP address of his CPU so I can report it to the cyperpolice
(%Ray) that's silly, CPUs don't have IP addresses
(+Draelen) but I thought the IP address of the hard drive only contains his email account :( |
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