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#303928* (?/30) ⚐Flag
rich: It's that point in the project when someone says,"hey it's crunch time and you can tell because I am now asking you all if you would like me to order lunch in for everyone" (that just happened here)
jaybill: which is really "I am expensing lunch at no personal cost to me so that you may work without a break."
rich: "What I don't realize is that you will still surf the web while you eat instead of working."
rich: "And I never really specified that this free meal is based on you working."
jaybill: hahahahah
rich <AUTO-REPLY> :  Out To Lunch
jaybill: *spit*
jaybill: HaHaHaHaHaHAHaH
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