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#304688* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<IDriveAVan> It's very difficult to get away with shitting in the shower if you've got a missus around. Even if you do stomp down drain.Comment: reddit comment c17a8t4
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#304723* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jarod> An option to allow x264 to output segmented video, possible?
<Dark_Shikari> jarod: huh?
<Dark_Shikari> pipe to a program that does it
<jarod> auto split at 2gb for example?
<Dark_Shikari> pipe to a program that does it
<jarod> example?
<Dark_Shikari> write a program that does it, pipe to it
<jarod> :)Comment: #x264dev :)
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#304740* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PanicTrigger> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ <------ come on u can get this word
<SteelixMaster> poke beach
<PanicTrigger> wrong
<PanicTrigger> 0.o
<Zenith> your mother
<PanicTrigger> nope
<Zenith> Who said I meant for hangman
<PanicTrigger> ooooo well my mom is a cool person
<PanicTrigger> and she makes awesome food
<Zenith> Yeah, she's pretty cool
<Zenith> In bed
<CCloud> ...lol
<PanicTrigger> naw shes hot in bed |
#304753* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pitz> Yeah I'm eating my way back to poo, babe
<pitz> With a burning cock inside |
#304778* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[Tue 22:07] <&fap> soul4war: type /nick lol
[Tue 22:07] * soul4war is now known as lol
[Tue 22:07] * +lol (qwebirc@strictfp-A6CDF08F.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by fap))) |
#304809* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EriK> I wanted to be Muslim or Jewish in that flowchart, but the bacon factor was insurmountable. |
#304815* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lahwran> ok, so you're sitting in your living room and this guy in a business suit walks in from inside your house
<lahwran> you don't know how he got there
<Misacorp> got a lesson to plan for monday... from there I guess
<lahwran> but he walks over to you, pins you down, and slides a needle into your eyeball
<Nadnerb> o_o
<lahwran> and that's where I stop. you get to imagine what he does next.
<Nadnerb> I punch him in the face
<lahwran> you currently have a needle in your eyeball, remember
<Nadnerb> and then remove the needle from my eyeball
<lahwran> anyway, I just imagined having a needle in my eyeball
<Nadnerb> and then, keeping my damaged eye closed, proceed to murder him using any nearby objects
<lahwran> thought you all should too
<Nadnerb> and then I come to your house and murder you for making me imagine having a needle in my eyeball
<Thermi> gn8
<Nadnerb> also, I totally imagined the guy being rod stirling
<lahwran> I imagined him being agent smith
<Nadnerb> heh
<Nadnerb> ELROND
<lahwran> lol
<Nadnerb> ELROND JUST DESTROYED YOUR EYEBALL |
#304816* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AlexanderBaran> hehe x3
<AlexanderBaran> y'know what's funny?
<Sentharn> Masturbation.
<Sentharn> Masturbation is very funny. |
#304827* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
vote this down. |
#304835* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sabriel> chris has decided he and andrew are gonna teach me how to drive
<Mindlessmaniac> Damn
<Mindlessmaniac> I want to be there for that
<Sabriel> haha
<Mindlessmaniac> you know...in an underground bunker
<Sabriel> hahahaha
<Mindlessmaniac> what kind of car do they have for you to learn on?
<Sabriel> no idea
<Mindlessmaniac> best kind |
#304887* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[17:49] <+KuntaLaRainbow> I just had the most entertaining bus ride
[17:54] <+KuntaLaRainbow> first, some loud bitch "muthafucka... muthafucka... remember how that muthafucka's <somethin'> smelled like marijuana but he said it was... muthafucka... muthafucka got more marijuana... marijuana... muthafuck.."
[17:55] <+KuntaLaRainbow> got quiet for a seconds and they I heard her say "damn planet venus"
[17:58] <+KuntaLaRainbow> after everyone transferred, I got this huge fat person sitting right next to me in what used to be the other aisle seat... breathing sounded like a fat dog gettin' laid
[18:00] <+KuntaLaRainbow> then I hear a *cackle* *pause* *hahaha* *two deep breaths, loud guffah, mumble* "girl's comatose" *continued laughing*
[18:01] <+KuntaLaRainbow> *a minute or two of quiet* "Anyone got any food stamps?!"
[18:01] <+KuntaLaRainbow> "...to sell?!"
[18:01] <+Korsharat> Are food stamps not fully digital by now?
[18:02] <+KuntaLaRainbow> I dunno. I'm not poor
[18:03] <+KuntaLaRainbow> but the bus station I transferred at is near a homeless shelter, so maybe they've gone digital since this person was last able to qualify |
#304952* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Tarkaan> I used to get drunk with my dad
< Tarkaan> starting at about 15
< Tarkaan> this is pretty redneck, but we would gte drunk on Jim Beam
< Tarkaan> which he would buy for me if I bought him his own bottle
< Tarkaan> and go shoot the rotten vegetables in the garden
< Tarkaan> also spearing carp in the river when we lived down on the St. Joe. |
#305002* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@negrita> lol
<@Sid> LL
<@Sid> +O
<@negrita> HAHA LOOK WH'S TYPOING NOW@
<@negrita> *who
<@negrita> s
<@negrita> *who's
<@negrita> :<
<@Sid> FAIL FAIL FAIL |
#305053* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Suzuran: @choose Working in a virus-infected hellhole where security is seen as an excuse to fire people and nothing else or Working in a place where the boss plays Nickelback and Lady Gaga on the radio all day but listens to C-SPAN in his office to drown it out or Suicide, it's not just for breakfast anymore
[09:08am] Keine-tan: Suzuran: I choose...Suicide, it's not just for breakfast anymore! ^_^V |
#305112* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Bob_> also, I'm not trying to be gangsta, my G-button is just fucked up |
#305216* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+scotch> orange > black
<+Medicjoe95> black > orange
<+Medicjoe95> :D
<+scotch> i see what you did there
<&Proximus> both of them can be found on trees, imo
<&Proximus> blacks and oranges
<&Proximus> ..
<+scotch> ...
<&Proximus> Come on, don't tell me I'm the only one that found that funny
<+scotch> i did, of course |
#305222* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Rien> rigor mortis is such an awesome thing
<%MacSto> hhaha
<@Rien> I hope that when I die
<@Rien> my ody freezes in some awesome position
<%MacSto> haha
<@Rien> like if I die on the toilet
<%MacSto> on your knees?
<@Rien> they'll have to make me a special chest
<@Rien> that looks like a fucking porta potty thing
<%MacSto> haha
<@Rien> and then it'd open
<@Rien> and I'd come out, and fly through the room
<@Rien> because I'd have ropes attached to my dead body, of course
<@Rien> then at the end they'd put my on a rocket and launch me in the air with a parachute
<%MacSto> well ofc
<@Rien> eventually landing in someone's backyard
<%MacSto> haah
<%MacSto> kids go outside
<@Rien> well
<@Rien> they'd have a new game to play
<@Rien> whoever finds a dead guy first wins
<@Rien> It'd help kids dealing with death
<%MacSto> indeed
<@Rien> if everyone'd do his funeral that way people wouldn't be so scared of death
<@Rien> they'd long for the time when they can finally fly through a room
<%MacSto> have some fun
<@Rien> Man I have to put this down somewhere
<@Pugwipe> I bet your corpse would totally yell something like "HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCHES", Rien
<%MacSto> write a book
<@Rien> People are going to pay me for this idea
<%MacSto> AHH ITS PUGWIPE
<@Rien> OMG YES
<@Rien> you could like, get a speaker inserted into your throat or something
<@Rien> which would, literally say your final wordsComment: best. idea. ever.
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#305227* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Milsparro: such that whole people groups knew the tail
norenxaq: mil: true
Glaug-Eldare: lol tail
Moony: tail, haha
Glaug-Eldare: because it's furry
Milsparro: hey, furry mistake
Moony: This is how you know you're in a fur chanComment: #SoftPaws on FurNet
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#305277* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fenrirs_child> i have a coyote skull hanging out in the garage
<fenrirs_child> i still need to deflesh it, i've yet to decide how
<MADAGASCAR> with your teeth
<SquiRoFL> with a crowbar.
<fenrirs_child> i'm leaning towards burying it, but i may masserate it still
<fenrirs_child> it just smells /horrible/ to masserate
<Glaug-Eldare> masserate?
<fenrirs_child> put it in a bucket of water and let it decay
<Glaug-Eldare> that's what i did with my first wifeComment: #furaffinity on #furnet
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#305293* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ooters> ryllllll!
<ryll> ooootability!
* ryll wears as a hat
<Ooters> :O
<Ooters> Wow its high up here
<ryll> mind the ceiling |
#305312* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NN> I'm particularly partial to this one myself:
<NN> bash.org ?5273
<KeenanP> omg that acctually happened to me.
<NN> ROFL!
<awweaver> .....
* NN applaudes KeenanP
<KeenanP> No really.
<KeenanP> I set up a server at like 2 in the morning.
<KeenanP> COMPLETELY forgot.
<KeenanP> I was like.
<KeenanP> Holy crap.
<KeenanP> Where'd the computer goComment: From the #Dropbox chan@Foonetic
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#305332* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
-> From Kazrak, to women:
- [Reiser] "I like my women like I like my hard drives - partitioned, divided
- into blocks, and spread across horizontal surfaces. And then I keep a
- journal of where I put everything."?Comment: from RPI lily, (google it)
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#305357* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
dr7 has joined #linuxfriends
<dr7> Howdy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dr7 puts on a cowboy outfit
dr7 "chaws" some "tobakky"
dr7 plays a banjo
dr7 dances around like an idiot
<dr7> Okay, show's over.
<dr7> :)
<`WarpKat> i think it was over as soon as the cowboy outfit made its appearance...feeling a little brokeback today? |
#305358* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Sorlag: You do not have the address of my inbox
Sorlag: too bad
Crais: really?
Sorlag: yes
Sorlag: really
Crais: ******_****@web.de
Sorlag: son of a bitchComment: Real e-mail replaced by stars, obviously.
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#305362* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lahwran> HOLY FUCK
<lahwran> I just found my sister dead in the hall
<lahwran> wait
<lahwran> I was dreaming
<lahwran> O_O |
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