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#299934* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MercWithMouth> Well... they call me the Merc With The Mouth for a reason.
<MercWithMouth> And I've been slapped enough times to prove it. |
#299955* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Raaisin> Jesus, who knew there were hot hobos?
<Raaisin> flickr.com/photos/34039266@N05/3256897365/
<Raaisin> I'd handle his pan |
#299959* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Heather> I Feel like a complete douche.
<DevXen> Yeah, that sounds like you. A Tool for cleaning unsaid sexual organs. It's every woman's duty! |
#299960* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pan> morning kids
<mutilator> unfortunatly
<Dopey> Morning daddy
<melstav> who's your daddy?
<becky> and what does he do?
<Dopey> is he rich like me?Comment: Getting this requires two widely-separated cultural references...
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#299963* (?/50) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
me: okay
dapooh: yes
me: sir
dapooh: three bags
me: full
dapooh: one for the
me: master and one for the dame
dapooh: one for the
me: boobs |
#299968* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ WK|Mobile ] I are mighty cyb0rg
[ DragonLady ] +here i thought you said you were a mighty whore and then I facepalmed. D'oh! :(
[ DragonLady ] my brain is messed up at nights.
[ WK|Mobile ] LOL |
#299973* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xtal> i see jobs is still the lightest and thinnest CEO in the industry
<Pikeman> He's STREAMLINED.
<Pikeman> He's got the liver of a 25 year old, you know. |
#299991* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Rask> How many release dates does a product need?
<Clover[sleep]> TF2.
<Clover[sleep]> </thread>
<Clover[sleep]> zzzz |
#299998* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Samiam yoo |
#300016* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<d> ok heres what you do
<d> find her
<d> walk up to her
<d> whip out your cock
<d> and just stare at her
<d> then after a while just be like "bitch you got work to do"
<Robster> Well yeah, i mean
<Robster> thats how i asked her out
<Robster> and i got rejected
<Robster> what a prude
<d> well your problem there is that you let her have a say in the matter
<Robster> damn |
#300027* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< petemc> gkoury: you dont appear to be paying any attention to what i say to you
< gkoury> sorry my irc client isnt that good |
#300035* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[03:55] <Kilo-LT> Command, this is Delta, we need a ping on 192.168.0.1, Do we have clearance, over?
[03:57] <@mpi> affirmative, continue with pinging
[04:00] <Kilo-LT> Confirmed hit. Report?
[04:13] <@mpi> ping them into submission
[04:13] <Kilo-LT> but sir
[04:13] <@mpi> peace through superior pinging
[04:13] <Kilo-LT> 192
[04:13] <Kilo-LT> ..168.0.1
[04:13] <Kilo-LT> Is an allied force
[04:13] <@mpi> makes no difference to you yanks ;)Comment: efnet | #kilo-tango
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#300037* (?/42) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Ravencroft): I was invited to a tea party in boston once. Blighters didn't have any tea though. Made me angry.Comment: #championsonline, coldfront.net
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#300082* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
There are times I wonder if I'm a slut. When I bend over and half the men in the room pass out, I know that I am. |
#300114* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
El_Castro: oh, how did the event today go?
atari2600a: I had this odd dream I went to Japan, broke into an american immigrant's house, started masturbating, got tired, fixed their computer & left
atari2600a: does this mean anything?
Kassiane: it was...discordian. so i guess a success
El_Castro: Which accordian?
atari2600a: who drives a Delorean?
Kassiane: Eris, queen of chaos drives an accordian daloreon
Xenu_: who is eris? |
#300128* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Neglectf1lAdmin> sup all
< Neglectf1lAdmin> do any of u guys know why windows is failing on me. i can't open more than x amount of windows
< linux4all> You mean in X?
< Neglectf1lAdmin> no
< Neglectf1lAdmin> as in
< Neglectf1lAdmin> windows
< Neglectf1lAdmin> microsoft
< Neglectf1lAdmin> fail-os
< Neglectf1lAdmin> it won't let me open 7 or so windows
< Neglectf1lAdmin> only 6
< linux4all> Don't use it!
< Neglectf1lAdmin> i still kind of have to
< Neglectf1lAdmin> anyway
< Neglectf1lAdmin> do u know why it's happening?
< linux4all> no.
< linux4all> I don't use it.
< drzoom> Neglectf1lAdmin: That's why it's called windows 7. ;)
< linux4all> drzoom: good one about windows. ;-)Comment: Asking for help with Windows in a GNU/Linux channel
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#300140* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Qualm: so in middle school we had these desks that had open compartments where you could store books or whatever
Qualm: this one kid got caught masturbating in his desk
Qualm: the next day, someone had written "beat off corner" right where he laid his serpent
Qualm: I know this only because for some reason the teach decided to make us swap seats... |
#300156* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Justin> I just changed my guitar strings
<Justin> They had like.. junk on the bottoms of them
<Justin> sticky stuff
<Justin> probably dead skin+dust+oil
<Jake> you should stop sexin ur guitar
<Justin> :(
<Justin> You're right though.
<Jake> it had to end sometime
<Justin> :(
<Justin> Well..
<Justin> Not necessarily
<Jake> face it, it was a doomed relationship
<Justin> SHUT UP
<Justin> FUCK you
<Jake> it's not your fault
<Justin> I know
<Jake> it's not your fault
<Justin> I know...
<Jake> no, no listen. it's not your fault.
<Justin> No, I totally get that. You're right.
<Jake> IT'S NOT your fault
<Justin> :'( DAMN IT! JUST SHUT UP MAN!
<Jake> Come here champ. It's not your fault.
<Justin> It's all my fault!!!
<Justin> :'( :'(
<Jake> yeah...you're probably right. |
#300164* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fafnir> if I want to kill a dragon with chopsticks
<Fafnir> I'll fucking KILL A DRAGON WITH CHOPSTICKS
<Fafnir> and it'll be awesome.
<Fax> AND THEN I'LL EAT HIM
<Fax> WITH THE CHOPSTICKS
<Fafnir> YES
<Fax> NOM DRAGON SUSHI
<Fafnir> that's the point
<Fafnir> you can't with swords
<Fafnir> it's dangerous to use a sword to eat
<Fax> it's dangerous to eat alone!
<Fax> take this!
* Fax gives Master Chopsticks
<Fafnir> now I want to make a Chopstick Master PrCComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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#300210* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Lokahs: i went to canada and turned in 20$ but i got more Canadia monies back. so when i came back i had more then 20 bucks
Lokahs: canada paid me to visit! |
#300212* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
RHPT: There's a temp file somewhere full of lost documents. Sounds like a plot of a movie, eh?
Ingle: I smell another Indiana Jones brewing.
RHPT: it couldn't be as bad as the last one |
#300224* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LycanLuke> well thats why I'm a PC
<Joushou> Hopefully, YOU'RE not a PC
<LycanLuke> I am actually
<Joushou> If you we're, you'd have swine flu AND bird flu right now |
#300232* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Shayne has changed the topic to: Welcome To LifeViaIrc...... The Elixer of life... IDDQD |
#300235* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< bukkaker> i just had the weirdest fucking dream
< bukkaker> that steam was having its weekend deal but this time it was called
< bukkaker> GABE IS ON A DIET
< bukkaker> and all the stuff that was discounted was food
< bukkaker> but the only item listed was horse meat |
#300253* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Now I come from a long line of women who think that a man is easier on the eyes in a uniform. ,Comment: Now I come from a long line of women who think that a man is easier on the eyes in a uniform. ,
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