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#296851* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
galt122: oh dude
galt122: i fucking
galt122: grinded with that bitch
galt122: jackie
BloodyPython: yeah?
BloodyPython: I feel bad for poor jackie
galt122: fuck you |
#296893* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<James> but all woolies combined make so much a day
<Dan> yeah
<Dan> i think yours is actually bigger..
<James> Definately not
<James> Ive seen yours
<Dan> ive seen yours..
<James> Sounds gay
<Dan> (that sounds so suss)
<James> We think alike
<James> how cute
<Dan> indeed |
#296920* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dood_> @_@
<trebot> Dood_: Error: "_@" is not a valid command. |
#296929* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Christon the gabachoman: i have cake
Christon the gabachoman: but i don't want to eat it
Jon is Pocoyo !: why
Christon the gabachoman: cus i want to save it for another day
Jon is Pocoyo !: put it under your pillow for safe keeping
Jon is Pocoyo !: LOL
Christon the gabachoman: rofl
Christon the gabachoman: but if anyone checks
Christon the gabachoman: or i squash it
Christon the gabachoman: they will think i shat my self
Christon the gabachoman: then hid it under my pillow
Christon the gabachoman: rofl
Jon is Pocoyo !: you sleep with your arse on the pillow ?
Jon is Pocoyo !: oh
Jon is Pocoyo !: ROFL WHAT THE FUCK
Christon the gabachoman: ye but u never know
Christon the gabachoman: poo might travel
Christon the gabachoman: look at mr hankey |
#297040* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<awilcox> that shows our different dev teams
<awilcox> Snowflake Pastebin sponsored ad: RIS Audio Editor
<awilcox> AWOS Pastebin sponsored ad: Ad Council: Buzzed Driving IS Drunk Driving
<jessicah> lol
<awilcox> your team does sound drivers
<awilcox> and my team does drugs and alcoholComment: #AWOS on freenode
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#297045* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kemikals> omgz
<Kemikals> i gotta go poopie !!!!
* %CatBox360 opens mouth
<%CatBox360> i mean
<%CatBox360> shit |
#297056* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadClaw> now
<MadClaw> Don't hesitate
<MadClaw> or i'll shoot you
* ZeroError shoots
<ZeroError> BANG
<ZeroError> BANG BANG BANG
<ZeroError> BANG BANG
<MadClaw> x)
<ZeroError> BANG
<ZeroError> BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
<ZeroError> BANG
<ZeroError> HUMP
<ZeroError> BANG BANG
<ZeroError> BANG BANG BANG BANG
* ZeroError reloads
<MadClaw> O_o
<ZeroError> BANG
* ZeroError runsComment: irc.bob-omb.net (operator channel)
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#297075* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PotalaLama> Man, trying to be a sysadmin does suck...
<PotalaLama> I was fixing a network issue on a remote server (sitting in a server farm over 1,000 miles away) with my local Fedora box
<PotalaLama> ..after which I wanted to restart networking
<PotalaLama> Instead of the usual /etc/init.d/network restart, in a playful mood
<PotalaLama> I thought I will stop and then start, so I typed /etc/init.d/network stop...and boom...the server goes offline, and no way to reboot..
<PotalaLama> Got my ass fried for that...Comment: Real story
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#297149* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Paul`) i hate when an amish chick is sucking your cock and she catches it in her bonnet at the last second instead of swallowing
(@Sarah`) .....
(pardoner) you're such a fucking prude paul |
#297179* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< eklof> How do I upgrade? I use console only on my server.
<@asyd> man pkg?
< eklof> I think that brings the manpage, not updates the system...Comment: #opensolaris
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#297183* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
birthday giftComment: birthday gift
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#297446* (?/52) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Eddie: Im glad youre ok with my drug-use.
Ellie: why wouldnt i be? youre ok with mine.
Eddie: I find that attractive...
Ellie: E e e Ecstacy! :)
Eddie: haha exactly, i love all the drugs ive tried, but mj is my one and only...
Ellie: Mary Jane loves you too then.
Eddie: Holy Shit.... I love you...
Ellie: Hahaha, i love you too.
Eddie: im tripping so hard right now...
Ellie: Its alright, go have fun.
Eddie: I am having fun, just smoked some lsd laised cannabis...
Ellie: OOOOHHH MAAAAN, LSD!
Ellie: Honey, i have to go. ill be back later. Take an extra hit for me and have fun, ok? ;)
Eddie: Yeah...im pretty much on a journey listening to pink floyd right now. ok ill see you later then.
Eddie: Awesome
Eddie: hey....will you marry me?
Eddie: hello?Comment: i was soooo high. shes so awesome. i must marry her
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#297453* (?/46) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Tiki: some chick told me that Disaster movie was hilarious
Tiki: i was doubtful but i watched it with muhannad & firas
Tiki: & IT WAS SHIT
Tiki: IT WAS BEYOND SHIT!
Tiki: IT'S THE WORST MOVIE U CAN GET TRICKED INTO PAYING TO WATCH
Tekka: ouch
Tekka: you got stomped ha?
Tekka: shit was beyound repair, fucked you up for good
Tiki: my head & stomach STILL hurt when i think about it...
Tiki: yeh i feel scarred
Tekka: sounds like 3rd degree burns
Tiki: 4th degree if any such thing exists
Tiki: no wait
Tekka: with shrapnel in your stomach
Tiki: definitely 5th degree
Tiki: & a shotgun in my rectum
Tiki: *BANG*
Tiki: there
Tiki: that almost feels as bad
Tekka: like a bull sticking its horn in your ballsack
Tekka: then flinging you 3 meters to the side
Tiki: ripping ur sack in half
Tekka: and eating it with hot sauce
Tiki: ur testicles dangling from ur crotch, tumbling in the dirt
Tekka: and salt
Tekka: then the game to complete your day
Tiki: what game?
Tekka: scrabble ofcourse
Tiki: lol
Tiki: ...
Tiki: this is
Tiki: SO
Tiki: going on qdb
Tekka says: lies lol
Tiki: wait 4 it
Tekka: xD |
#297454* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Tekka: I've noticed from some family members, that all humans, including myself ofcourse are just fucking retarded
Tekka: no joke, humans are just retarded, and there's nothing we can do about it, except being an ass
Tiki: err, that's humanity for u. im so glad im above it all
Tekka: this is why i am usually an ass, because i just cant handle how retarded humans actually are
Tekka: your also retarded your not going anywhere
Tekka: <all humans> as key words
Tiki: im not human
Tekka: inb4 im not human
Tekka: FUCK |
#297465* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
eat my dongComment: eat my dong
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#297552* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
CF: surely full boob is the best
mjg59`: stfu heteronormative
CF: underboob and side boob (and above boob?) seem pretty lame
CF: (i did not specify what gender or species of boob i was referring to... although you could accuse me of being some sort of mammal supremacist)
Twillo: nipple>underboob>overboob
***tw thinks it was a bad moment to join the channel
Revelation: hi, tw
Revelation: it could be worse - Alchemist could be around
CF: just nipple on its own?
CF: like, on a plate?
Twillo: well maybe with a penis coming out of it
CF: omnomnom
CF: i like my nipplecocks to be coming out of a boob-mounted vagina
CF: hermaphrodite dickboobs
mjg59`: In which direction?
mjg59`: Is the vagina being penetrated by the nipplecock, or is it giving birth to it?
CF: glans pointing outward... i would have thought trivially
mjg59`: So which direction is the vagina mounted in?
CF: the vagina is like a normal vagina... just on a boob (instead of a nipple)
CF: (i'm sure i have a picture of this somewhere)
tw: DO NOT WANT
Twillo: WANT VAGOOBS |
#297554* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Sixen> Heh. I remember why I miss the PTR Forums so much..
< kd3> and to think... the original reason I trolled them for year was because I lost a bet
< kd3> >.>
< Sixen> orly?
< kd3> I don't remember what it originally was, we ended up deciding with a coin toss
< kd3> my side of the bet was a lot more fun, though... 'work our way through the kama sutra'
< ScytheBlade1> That's a heck of a bet to loseComment: heck of a bet to lose.
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#297563* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SnowGryphon> And soon the blackness of the Net becomes such as to render the good men dead, and disillusion they of the most optimistic, to see how on the Net, death is so realistic.
<SnowGryphon> Alive again, born from ashes of blood, a torrid fire that burned upon the Web's mud, and yet still dead upon the soil - pierced through and through by flame wars' unending foil.
<SnowGryphon> And so we commend our brothers to TCP, through which the channels of these trolls traverse and repeat; here be the body's resting place at last, among the fallen good who turned dark and bad.
<SnowGryphon> Here in the hell of the series of tubes, there exists no light in which we may seek refuge. There is only death and darkness all around, an evil beyond understanding, so profound.
<Seraphim> damn snow you been to 4chan recently or something? |
#297606* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+biathasho> yeah, off-by one errors have been plauging me today |
#297634* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
>ewow< ok so theres a boy and a girl they are going out and on the phone, the girl is trying to get the boy excited.
girlfriend: baby..i wanna be in your bed doing stuff to you.
girlfriend: i dont know maybe i can get under your sheets and well you know get busy down there
girlfriend: and baby i'll fuck you crazy in bed you wont wanna stop..
girlfriend: hey sexy, whatchu think?
boyfriend: im lovin' it!
girlfriend: omg sexy..
boyfriend: omg sexy what? you gotta try this new big mac at mc donalds babe! |
#297644* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[~Knoeki] binarybandit: Earth != america
[~binarybandit] Knoeki, try telling that to an American!Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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#297654* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+DirtyDawg> get a room
<&Mew> DirtyDawg we have quite a few kthnx
<&Mew> its called a house
<+DirtyDawg> i got less, it's called "a flat" :p
<~knoeki> I don't have a room. I live in a cave with >30 computers and internetComment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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#297687* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*HalfNote5 changes topic to: "I'm here! Talk to me! Entertain me! Love me! (But not physically.... eww....)" |
#297704* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nero-Wolf> Could be advancing my career and making something of myself instead of fuckin' around on Steam.
<Zerox> Advance that shit
<Zerox> just be like
<Zerox> hey gurrrl
<Zerox> im gonna
<Zerox> lay into you fiiiine
<Zerox> tap that you know what im sayin?
<Zerox> get that b hella crunk
<Nero-Wolf> ... not really..
<Zerox> hit it and then you quit it
<Zerox> know what im sayin dawg?
<Zerox> or
<Zerox> alternativley
<Zerox> stay and play
<Nero-Wolf> ... what ARE you talking about?
<Zerox> Or you can just rape your boss
<Nero-Wolf> ... let's not and say we did.
<Zerox> IM telling you
<Zerox> Nero-Wolf:
<Zerox> take it from me
<Zerox> rape your boss, furthur your carrer
<Zerox> when have I steered you wrong?
<Nero-Wolf> Ha-ha. Yeah no.
<Zerox> Theres nothing to laugh about
<Zerox> just say you wont stop till you give me a promotion, but then keep going anyway so he knows who is in charge
* Nero-Wolf shakes his head...
<Zerox> fine.
<Zerox> be that way.
<Dibbun> Zerox, you want some Ritalin?
<Zerox> but when i come in and rape my way up the corporate ladder
<Zerox> you will be like oh man |
#297716* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< hexidigital> wierd
< hexidigital> i just went to 'mycleanpc.com/', downloaded the installer, ran the free virus scan... and after a reboot i found out it actually installed FreeBSD |
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