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#301442* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aurelius_> I don't mean you personally lol
<drax> i was not even thought of yet
<drax> how are you..gonna blame that shit on me?
<drax> how do you propose that, that is my fault?
<Aurelius_> I just said It wasn't you crazy person
<Aurelius_> But continue on your rant
<drax> 1913
<drax> goodness... |
#301448* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tekken> Whatever you say Hitler. "KILL THE NONBELIEVERS!"
<TheFizzMeister> Do you eve know who Hitler *is*?Comment: Hitler was apparently a Muslim extremist.
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#301449* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Luboftheland: the greatest thing about facebook
Luboftheland: is being able to tag people in pictures that you post on their wall
man0fthepika: yeah ahhaahaha
Luboftheland: I'm posting a picture of a snake
Luboftheland: milliseconds from destroying a bird
Luboftheland: and tagging people as the bird
Luboftheland: it's fun |
#301471* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** now talking in #eddiegordo
*** channel #eddiegordo mode is +
*** channel created at Tue Jan 26 12:18:44 2010
*** EddieWork sets channel #eddiegordo mode +a EddieWork
*** EddieWork sets channel #eddiegordo mode -o El_Jee
<&EddieWork> sorry
<&EddieWork> but in this place
<&EddieWork> I am god
<El_Jee> :O
*** El_Jee was kicked from #eddiegordo by EddieWork (Kick!) |
#301495* (?/64) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Gary: I wonder what it will look like on the iPad
Cory: ha sthat been announced finally?
Gary: 9.7-inch display
Gary: $url redacted$
Gary: "a truly magical and revolutionary product"
Gary: Rumors have it that it's like a unicorn that shits rainbowsComment: between me, senior tech, and our senior deeveloper
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#301506* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nickdarli> when the family member commits suicide from the drug i laugh
<nickdarli> but i hide
<psykoholk> could you talk more about your cum and how you taste it regularly?
<psykoholk> that was more interesting
* RBlaze nods
<nickdarli> O_O |
#301529* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`WarpKat> i took a break from cooking last night...we had frozen pot pies...heh
<pingwin[laptop]> tonight i'm making some taco's with sautéed spicy mustard
<pingwin[laptop]> should add a nice kick
<`WarpKat> i'm gonna do linguini with live clams tomorrow for the gf's birthday
<pingwin[laptop]> nice
drijen feels bad for the clams
<`WarpKat> don't worry - they'll come back out (the other end) and go back into the water |
#301533* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vwxyz> !autovoice
<vwxyz> hmm
<vwxyz> bot isn't working
<vwxyz> :(
<vwxyz> hmm
<abcde> vwxyz: there's no bot in this channel |
#301554* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> I like to think of god as someone who has hacked his PS3 to run his own linux distro.
<asaph> that is a nice thought....
<Bonkersman760> Yeah well MY GOD uses a XBOX 360.
<Pryodain> ....Yes while he plugs it into his apple TV
<Bonkersman760> APPLE DOESN'T MAKE A TV
<Bonkersman760> STUPID
<Pryoidain> .....
* Pryoidain headdesks. |
#301565* (?/44) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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<FoxBot> Welcome, Mat-fffff.
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<FoxBot> Hey there, Matelk.
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<FoxBot> Greetings, Mat-fffff.
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<FoxBot> Hello, Matelk.
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<FoxBot> Greetings, Mat-fffff.
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<FoxBot> Welcome, Matelk.
<Rhythm> C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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#301586* (?/46) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Franoculator> we're putting the new cover sheet on all of the TPS reports, didn't you get the memo?
ink [~ink@billybob.ibnads.com] has joined #linuxfriends
<`WarpKat> ink: you got the memo about the new coversheet needed on all of the TPS reports, yea?
<ink> fuck... |
#301589* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<x_pianoteeth_x> GABE BROWSES /V/ AND FINDS ANOTHER THREAD MOCKING HIM AND HIS WEIGHT. SADDENED, HE DELAYS EP3 BY ANOTHER 6 MONTHS AND PREPARES TO CALL KRISPY KREME ON THE SPEED DIAL FOR ANOTHER COMFORT BINGE...
<x_pianoteeth_x> TWO YEARS LATER, GABE REVEALS TO THE GAMING PRESS THAT THE FIRST MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING EP3 WILL BE MADE PUBLIC AT THE END OF THE MONTH. ON THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BIG REVEAL, GABE DIES OF A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK WHILST IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF HIS WEEK-LONG BINGES. AS A RESULT, EP3'S DEVELOPMENT IS INDEFINATELY PUT ON HOLD. FOREVER.
* +YukiFox sobs - a tragic tail x_pianoteeth_x!Comment: Why Valve really takes so long...
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#301592* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<deviryuu> The Care cockroaches live in a dong high in the clouds, where they have a lot of fun together. But they also do care for the cupcake children on Earth, who they watch through huge furries from the sky, and come to help whenever there is need. Nikolas, a senator`s apprentice, is in danger of fucking under the influence of an multiple zipper, which resides in an purple spell book. The siblings Kim and Jason don`t trust
<deviryuu> I love mad libs |
#301605* (?/52) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jvellos> One thing I don't understand, though, is why they're called "corn rows."
<jvellos> Shouldn't black people be calling them, "cotton rows?" |
#301617* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* your_ass was kicked by dramacrat |
#301636* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Kaze> but why the hell you'd enjoy necrophiliac chicken fucking is beyond me
<Ailieron> Hmm good point Kaze
<Ailieron> But i guess they good a chicken coop where he breeds them
* Isamu hates himself
<+Kaze> conversation in this channel has reached an epic level of weirdness
<Ailieron> well
<Ailieron> we can thank Isamu for that
* Isamu cries
<Kale> why the hell did I scroll up...
<Kale> WHY?! |
#301653* (?/46) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xxlginger> the next door neighbor is going to court because of me i used his wifi connection do down some torrents and he got a legal letter for a porn film i never download telling him to delt it for his pc etc his wife is taking him to court for sexal harassment
<xxlginger> and she left himComment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#301656* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chachin> wow #ubuntu in freenode has 1439 people
<@slew> i personally think with that many people it starts to get inefficient
<@slew> there comes a point when you're not helping people, you're just trying to shut them up
<@slew> its a bit like our hospital systemComment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#301657* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~knoeki> [ 9736.570381] ReiserFS: sdc3: found reiserfs format "3.6" with standard journal
<@Claudandus> murderFS
<knoeki> Claudandus: it's not that bad ;_)
<@Claudandus> the man who its named after killed his wife :/
<%DirtyDawg> he had no choice, she insisted on using windowsComment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#301664* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
+|dok> I now know how, and am certified in how to converge mutliple autnonomous networks using mutltiple routing protocols
+|dok> ...but no, I can't make your printer workComment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#301666* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@charliety> i ScoreHD.09.08.10.Tara.Moon.Is.A.Topheavy.Teacher.XXX.720p.WMV-YAPG
<@charliety> why didnt i have any topheavy teachers in school?
<@charliety> clearly these pornos dont depict real life :(Comment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#301715* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<m33p> you lol now
<m33p> i got a couple of youtubes for ya.
<m33p> [cencored URL]
<AmishJoe|w> of waffle house?
<m33p> yeah
<m33p> we're sitting there
<m33p> then that chick randomly shows up
<m33p> totally dying
<m33p> can't breath, her cousin choked her out and squished, crushed her windpipe
<m33p> we're nextdoor to some ramada, she's from some wedding party
<m33p> so like 20 guys start coming after the ambulance, OR SO WQE THINKG
<m33p> they end up in a street brawl
<m33p> [cencored URL]
<m33p> resutls in THAT video
<m33p> in which one of the guys gets tazed
<m33p> twice.
<AmishJoe|w> jeez
<m33p> cuz street brawl next to cops? not so smart
<m33p> yeah
<m33p> so i guess ...waffle house is dinner AND a show? |
#301720* (?/64) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Sebas> Maybe I need to cut down on my coffee intake
<@Sebas> Otherwise I'll be pissing Red Bull before long |
#301728* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bored_as_HeLL> Damn it. I'm bored...
<Loves_to_spooch> wanna play paper scissors rock?
<Bored_as_HeLL> Ok, on the count of three.
<The _cool_ guy> wait, count me in!!!
<Loves_to_spooch>sure :)
<Bored_as_HeLL>3
<Bored_as_HeLL>2
<Bored_as_HeLL>1!!!
<Loves_to_spooch>paper!
<Bored_as_HeLL>paper!
<The _cool_ guy>Rock!
<Bored_as_HeLL>Yeah!!!... WE won...
<Loves_to_spooch> yeah!!!!!
<The _cool_ guy> Hey! what do you mean? i just beat all of ya
<Loves_to_spooch>how?
<Bored_as_HeLL>Dude, you just got owned by us...
<The _cool_ guy>Ok then, i'll throw a rock and you guys try and defend your selves with a paper.
<Bored_as_HeLL>Holy Shit!! A Genius! ROFL
<Love_to_spooch>Lmao>>haha nice!!! Lol!!
<The _cool_ guy> see? I told you i won! =]Comment: Paper beats rock? Ok. I'll throw you a rock and you defend yourself with a paper.
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#301732* (?/46) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CyrixLord> you know
<CyrixLord> managing other people during a test pass is kind of like playing starcraft
<CyrixLord> you circle your players, and move them
<CyrixLord> to complete an objective
<CyrixLord> soemtimes you're on the verge of losing an area, so you have ot send re-enforcements or new weapons (machines)
<CyrixLord> only, unlike starcraft, i get paid for doing this |
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