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#297811* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@swight_> Graphene Energy are on track on have a graphene-based ultra capacitor by year's end. This will have at least twice the storage capacity of commercially available ultracapacitors.
<@DigDug> i started reading that, and i was expecting it to go like this
<@DigDug> Graphene Energy are on track on have a graphene-based energy drink by year's end.Comment: #geekissues
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#297813* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< [Escape]> i need a linux guru to ask a question about raid :)
< xa-mua> why would a linux guru ask a question about raid?
< [Escape]> because this isn't going to be simple .. i think |
#297878* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< LeCamarade> I just stopped myself from writing a rant to a high-brow blog I read for remembering to put the accent on the last 'e', but not the 'i' in 'naïveté'.
< LeCamarade> But I stopped myself.
< LeCamarade> Since the article is anti-Nazi. :o) |
#297888* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* X3 Quit (ill brb its all nerd_boy's fault) |
#297905* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
banger: D:
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banger: :D
me: you're doing it wrong |
#297929* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Dongorongoro> IPv6 is a whore's best friend.
<@Dongorongoro> XXXX:XXXX:XXXX:b00b:ca11:###:###:####
<@zach> xxxx:xxxx:xxxx::call:b00b:fee1
<@Dongorongoro> ::ca11:4:b00b:69 |
#297935* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<grawity> D'OH
<grawity> Using 'print' inside an "print text" signal handler was a bad idea... |
#297966* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* felix changes topic to 'Welcome to DV! And congratulations to all the new admin! Procrastination is like masturbation, its all fun and games until you realize you just fucked yourself.'
<Daki_D2> the story of my life |
#299730* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
#MMA-TV@EFnet
<kenozz> ya i remmeber laughing at the pulp fiction rape scene i was like i bet there fucking that black guy up the ass next thing u know YEP
<kenozz> i kept rewinding that scene
<adarq> ya thats best rape scene by far
<kenozz> and that other guy pretty much licking his lips waiting for his turn for ving rhames black asshole
<adarq> im not gay or anything im just saying
<kenozz> hahaha
<adarq> that shit wuz evil
<kenozz> ving was getting porked goodComment: by elo
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#299745* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Teemee: I actually like It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube, now
Teemee: but that's because I can relate to the non-ghetto part of it
FP: how so?
Teemee: "it was a good day"
Teemee: lol
FP: "also, the neighbor's dog isn't barking" |
#299746* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
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<Jafet> Comcast. |
#299750* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@sith> incubus ftw
<%Sarah_Ng> and to think i tought compro was the emo one
<@sith> incubus no where near emo
<@ShaunSwagger> incubus is emo?
<@sith> they don't make albums like this anymore. Where you get 12 good solid cutsComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#299815* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<break> dammit <break> theres only one redlight camera in this town <break> and guess where i had the options between hitting a taxi, or running a redlight <break> and guess which i chose <VeryCoolCat> hit the taxi? <the-realfool> hitting a taxi <the-realfool> i woulda plowed into his side |
#299830* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
arch_fxchip: what the fuck
ali_zoheb2001: dow u no about sex
shatan_iraq2006: Is there a prostitute here :)) :-P
segin11: fucking arabs
segin11: someone should buy them a camelComment: idiot arabs in chatroom
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#299832* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<weatherkid> kill -9 Enflamed
<weatherkid> kill -9 Lemonzest
* Enflamed hits weatherkid with sw[rd dealing 9999 damage
<weatherkid> Enflamed, I terminated your process, like, 30 seconds ago |
#299837* (?/60) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[ cesar ] MAcgyver is the man!
[ Rufio ] i love macgayver!
[ Rufio ] woops
[ Rufio ] i meant
[ Rufio ] macgyver |
#299848* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Meta> Feminists are awesome as long as they're not dicks about it |
#299862* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lord_Ownage> ok, chris crocker is a hermaphmrodite who has a sexual relationship with his brother
<Lord_Ownage> I think that's put on, or my faith in humanity is gone
<Weeman03> not really
<Weeman03> if it keeps the retardedness within the family and cuts off all possible evolutionary routes then i'd say that's progress |
#299866* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* oriun (n=oriun@m2d0e36d0.tmodns.net) has joined #cyanogenmod
<oriun> what'd I miss, guys?
<Loonacy> Two guys kissing, oriun.
<gaijintendo> Two guys were necking earlier
<oriun> a guy came through drive thru over here, and his last name was Root XD
<silverblade> Did he give you access to everything?
<gaijintendo> hahah
<silverblade> Did you flash him?
<oriun> ROFL
<oriun> he had a G1 actually XD
<nmyron> lolololol
<silverblade> Did he have anything good to offer in his market?
<nmyron> man, the prolific one liners one can build off that...
<gaijintendo> multitouch?
<gaijintendo> or just the one finger?
<oriun> LOL
<oriun> bah :P
<nmyron> did you offer superuser size?
<gaijintendo> did you run his back-up?
<silverblade> Did he need recovery after you flashed him?
<nmyron> omfg rofl
<oriun> O.O ok guys i got it XD
<silverblade> How big was his... *whispers* SD?
<oriun> prolly just a normal 1gig :P
<Loonacy> adb push harder
<silverblade> You wouldn't partition that?
<oriun> XD
<Loonacy> adb pull my hairComment: #cyanogenmod - humor based on rooting of Google Android phones
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#299867* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<~Drazhar> WORST
<~Drazhar> MOVIE
<~Drazhar> EVER
<~Drazhar> I ACTUALLY PULLED OUT MUSIC TO LISTEN TO
<Ike> xD
<~Drazhar> AND PEOPLE APPARENTLY HEARD IT
<~Drazhar> BUT NOBODY COMPLAINED
<~Drazhar> IT WAS THAT BAD
<~Drazhar> THE OTHER GIRL HAS BETTER TITS THAN MEGAN FOX
<~Drazhar> AND WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE ANY OF THEM |
#299917* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Garg> If she puts her boobs in their, she'll be fine
<Garg> their?
<Garg> Fuck me
<Sebas> In their what?
<pmMike> in their what
<Sebas> :D
<basstard> <@Garg> If she puts her boobs in their, <- in their what
<Sebas> Inb5'd
<Sebas> It's like inb4'd
<Sebas> But more |
#299921* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
DJ Jolson: dude my butt is going to explode
DJ Jolson: i have to poop so badly all of the sudden
Marc Truant: then go poop
DJ Jolson: but the suspense is better |
#299923* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
agaChris: fap
agaChris: fap
agaChris: fap
agaChris: fap
agaChris: SPLOOSH
agaChris: zzz
storms: gonna go to bed night all
TOGGI3: see, theres an announcement of sleep that doesnt make you go wtf afterwards |
#299928* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<GhostOmnifox> Marketplace Buy! Jerkimaru has bought your Soul of Steel (Quantity: 1) for 400000 Ryo!
<GhostOmnifox> Marketplace Buy! Mech has bought your Monkey Cymbals (Quantity: 1) for 350000 Ryo!
<GhostOmnifox> now if someone buys my Pokerballs I can be happy with life
<Fax> I ain't touchin' your balls manComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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#299933* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MercWithMouth> Incidentally,
<MercWithMouth> the evil, wretched Russian-Armenian woman that ruined my life...
<MercWithMouth> ^_^
<MercWithMouth> she went to law school at U.Minn.
<Bashy> Armenian women sure are firey. Especially if you throw a Turk at them.
<MercWithMouth> shakes head
<Bashy> How have you succeeded in your various endeavors? Maybe you had your life ruined, but I seem to not be able to even get to that point.
<Bashy> How do you do it?
<MercWithMouth> Remember how you said that you were being made to chose between subtle and assertive?
<MercWithMouth> Well, there is a clear option between those two.
<MercWithMouth> Strong. Assertive.
<MercWithMouth> LIKE A GODDAMN FREIGHT-TRAIN.
<MercWithMouth> Anything up to the point of getting a restraining order slapped on you is fair game.
<MercWithMouth> In fact, it's the par.
<Bashy> Hmm. I suppose that might be more preferable. You cannot succeed if you don't make enough opportunities.... and no is yes, right?
<MercWithMouth> It will make you feel so, so SO ABSOLUTELY disgusting to behave like that...
<MercWithMouth> but, natural selection appears to favor aggression.
<Bashy> Oh, I think I could probably get used to it, after all I've been through and been made to feel the other route.
<MercWithMouth> *nodz*
<MercWithMouth> well, try not to get TOO used to it.
<MercWithMouth> you need to be able to look at yourself in the mirror.
<MercWithMouth> hmmmm. what this calls for...
<MercWithMouth> is a 2min instructional video.
<MercWithMouth> (sorta...)
<Bashy> I could do that better if there was a naked women beside me in the mirror.
<MercWithMouth> Ok, here's lesson one.
<MercWithMouth> Nature of the beast.
<MercWithMouth> newgrounds.com/portal/view/130172
<Bashy> Viewing.
<Bashy> This seems pretty apt.Comment: Merc gets trolled. LIKE A FREIGHT-TRAIN.
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