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#301011* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Xhu> Chess.com will be going offline in a few moments. We will be down for approximately 30 minutes.
<+Xhu> Right. Somebody play IRC chess with me.
<&Jade> o.o
<~Hisakata> I don't know how to play D:
<+Xhu> It's easy. I'll go first.
<+neocontra|rage> IRC chess?
<+Xhu> 1.c4
<+Xhu> See? Your move.
<+neocontra|rage> ohshi- fuck that
<+Xhu> Hurry up now.
<+Xhu> This is a timed game.
<+neocontra|rage> sorry, I cannot play chess with my mind
<+neocontra|rage> I am a more visual person
<+Xhu> You can see my text. That's good enough. Sixty seconds gone.
<+neocontra|rage> >.<
<~Hisakata> I
<~Hisakata> Huh
<~Hisakata> I dunno xD
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<+Xhu> Bah. Quitters.Comment: ChatSpike, #equilibrium
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#301017* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@ice_cube> nwagers sending h-g-elf to would be counter-productive to our aims of making the netherlands more cleverer
<@h-g-elf> :(
<@nwagers> I meant teaching by counter-example
<@Sebas> It would be counter-productive for both of us. Sending HGL over here would not only bring our average intelligence down, but the UK's as well. |
#301033* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@luke-jr_> ]y
<@ENKI-][> i could see that becoming quite amusing very soon
<@ljrbot> A yandere game is starting in 60 seconds! Please type "]yandere" to join.
<@Little_Death> i could be even located in Kuusankoski - but it says server is located near Scotland's charming little village of Milton in the first , he would say, "X is true", and it has been hitting #freenode instead of a few hundred dollars
<@luke-jr_> ]y force DawnBreaker
<@luke-jr_> ]y force Moon_Doggy
<@Little_Death> ]y force generic.. generic: 1, th0br0: 1, Abstains: 0, Undecided: 1
<@ljrbot> generic..: I don't recognize that command.
<@Little_Death> ]y force Rosalia..
<@luke-jr_> f u Little_Death
<@luke-jr_> ]y end
<@ljrbot> The yandere game game has been forced to end.
<@Moon_Doggy> omg
<@shortcircuit> LOL
<@luke-jr_> Lamperi: around?
<@luke-jr_> ]y
<@ljrbot> A yandere game is starting in 60 seconds! Please type "]yandere" to join.
<@luke-jr_> ]y force Moon_Doggy
<@Little_Death> ]y force Rosalia
<@luke-jr_> ]y force DawnBreaker
<@Little_Death> ]y force Eladar
<@luke-jr_> T%^I($*&%^()
<@Nanobot> ]y
<@toobparts> Haha xD..
<@shortcircuit> ROFL
<@luke-jr_> ]y endComment: Little_Death is a markov chatbot.
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#301046* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vaisaga> sadhopeless I'm sure that you will get a wife not a gf coz these things called gf are not that serious, but as a wife you will find :)) and I'm sure there is a girl who care about you
*Br|an14 throws upComment: #teens on ircqnet
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#301050* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[19:20] <@Blep> http : // img685 . image shack. us/ img685 / 5290 / 091225184421.png /query Denial Rated out of 5 for good looks (No queries = no ratings = Denials suicide. You decide :o) [Amsg]
[19:22] <@Denial> no queries
[19:22] <@Denial> //wrists
[19:22] <@Blep> LMFAO
[19:22] <@Denial> rofl
[19:24] <@Denial> [19:23:27] <[SP]itechmeni> u made me cum on my fingers
[19:24] <@Denial> [19:23:35] <[SP]itechmeni> can u finger my penis hole pls
[19:24] <@Denial> -_-
[19:24] <@Denial> You have a very disturbing social circle blep.
[19:24] <@Blep> LOL |
#301065* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+conundrum> Indeed.
<+sev> did you know that every time you say indeed you amplify your douchitude factor
<+conundrum> sev: I thought I just seemed more like Teal'C.
<+sev> that only works if you're a big black dude with pure gold embeded in your forehead
<+conundrum> DAR Constitution Hall or something?
<+sev> when you're a skinny white bitch you just sound like a date rapist.
<+conundrum> Indeed.Comment: #watch, EFnet
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#301070* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ttvd> i never thought about it, but "lololol" does look binary.
<ttvd> it's either lol or not. |
#301086* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< MihaiG > whiskeyish, we were engaged
<whiskeyish> MihaiG: okay. then, if that's what you feel, learn from the mistake and try to move on from it.
<MihaiG> we never had sex
<Tommeh> Mihai was engaged to someone?
<MihaiG> Tommeh, yea iva
<MihaiG> it was on facebook
<MihaiG> for a month
<MihaiG> and then she had anal sex with someone
<MihaiG> so i broke it off |
#301107* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
19:33] (Sookie): Dalby's URL: http:xxxxxx - "Steamy Las Vegas Elevator Compilation Video"
(Dalby): i have to go back to vegas :p
(dv-): heh i dont touch shit in vegas elevators
(violence): vegas baby, vegas
(dv-): crawling with disease
(violence): women are to blame for diseases
(Dalby): well i was disappointed about the whole what happens in vegas .. stays in vegas
(Dalby): :p
(_kurko): yea
(_kurko): i clicked that too
(_kurko): lol
(_kurko): and it sucked
(Dalby): no i mean in real life you fool :pComment: von
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#301148* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mike> !seen god
<sagitagi_guy> lol
<sagitagi_guy> mike: the G must be in caps ;)
<mike> God (squ1dge08@92.41.13.52.sub.mbb.three.co.uk) was last seen changing his/her nick to [Mac] on #lounge 5 weeks 3 days 4 hours 6 minutes ago (26.11. 02:08 GMT), but [Mac] mysteriously dematerialized.
<sagitagi_guy> see :D |
#301150* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nameless> In Bel-Air, California, born and raised
<Nameless> At the country club is where I spent most of my days.
<Nameless> Having a lark, relaxing all day
<Nameless> Driving some balls right down the fairway
<Nameless> Started making trouble in my community
<Nameless> I got in one mere tussle and it gave my mom the willies,
<Nameless> She said "You're moving to your aunt and your uncle in West Philly."
<Nameless> I hired a limo, and as it drew near
<Nameless> The license plate said "DAPPER" and it had dice in the mirror.
<Nameless> I could only deduce that this limousine was quite frilly,
<Nameless> But I paid it no mind and directed the driver, "To West Philly!"
<Nameless> I arrived at the house at 7:34
<Nameless> And gave a generous tip to my kindly chauffeur
<Nameless> Looked upon my new residence, the weather was chilly
<Nameless> But I knew that I was now the Dapper Lad of West Philly |
#301171* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Asestorian> yes but we have to remember that Jim is very much for the dicksucking in the porn
<+Asestorian> the more dicks the better
<&snugglebunny> woooo
<&snugglebunny> i got 8 inches last night |
#301209* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* fbstj watches the next film
< unrealuniverse> whats fbstj upto
< unrealuniverse> i like how you can answer before i ask
< Arcath> he has anti-lag
< Arcath> basically tiscaly are soooo shit theyve torn a hole in space time that allows messages from the future to arrive in the present
< unrealuniverse> LOL
< unrealuniverse> that really wouldn't surprise me though
< Arcath> o rly?
< unrealuniverse> ya
< Arcath> your saying that if we went to tiscaly hq and found a giant hole of nothingness where space time was fucked you would expect it?
< unrealuniverse> yes
< Arcath> youd be disapointed it the laws of causality still applied there?
< unrealuniverse> is also explains why joe keeps getting blackholed
< Arcath> literally |
#301265* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< unrealuniverse> I'VE GOT SOME FLUFFY DICE
< Arcath> OMFG
< Arcath> i got rather excited there
< Arcath> but then i relaised you meant on Dirt 2
< unrealuniverse> everyone loves the dice |
#301279* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dmaraio> Im going to mill my dickcheese into a fine flour and bake him a loaf of sour smegma bread |
#301288* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
my g/f has a new friend. Cleverbot.com laaaaame =D |
#301311* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
buddyri: I woke up this morning and smoked a bowl like I usually do
but something was different today...
I felt...
motivation
jokerandcatcher: holy shit wtf?!?Comment: lawlz
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#301344* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Safety - is the most dangerous illusion.
- Bruce KrigerComment: Bruce Kriger
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#301346* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Meaninglessness of life is not compensated by its duration.
- Bruce KrigerComment: Bruce Kriger
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#301351* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* AlexExtreme has changed the topic to: scgtrp is right and solemnwarning is totally wrong. AlexExtreme is even more right. froggey is probably righter than everyone.
[...]
<scgtrp> solemnwarning: debian sucks.
* scgtrp points at the topic
<solemnwarning> froggey: Opinion?
<froggey> i disagree
<solemnwarning> :D
<scgtrp> pfft
<scgtrp> solemnwarning: you suck.
* scgtrp points at the topic
<froggey> i agree
<scgtrp> :D
<solemnwarning> :( |
#301386* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
d4c3e5: god knows hardly anybody cares about rpg storylines
d4c3e5: final fantasy 7 was only good because tifa was a slut and cloud looked cool
pyhaze420: BOOBS!
d4c3e5: boobs indeed, my friend
d4c3e5: boobs indeed |
#301387* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Prax: so theres this azn bitch
Prax: lmao fuck
Prax: okay this asian chick used to go to my school
Prax: and I always used to stare her down
Prax: just to see her get intimidated
Prax: and I go to harveys with my girlfriend one day
Prax: and of course the asian chick comes in there first time in years that ive seen her
Prax: so of course for old times sake
Prax: I stare her down
Prax: and she comes up to me and says "Can I help you"
Prax: and I look down
Prax: and im just like "nah" lmaoComment: For old time's sake
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#301419* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cyberfr0g> mmmmm
<cyberfr0g> fapping
<Monty5> stop fapping dammit
<cyberfr0g> I CAN'TComment: EFnet
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#301422* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+sm1g> how the fuck is twitter still alive? i dont get it
<+sm1g> there should've been an outburst of like 20 other macro/micro blogs at the same time twitter showed up and then they'd all drown in their own pool of pooly piss and cum
<+sm1g> i have no idea why piss and cum got in there. |
#301431* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%Colin> Friends interrupt your communion with God. Burn them. |
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