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#300272* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Skarrgan: Obama should run for Pope. |
#300273* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nebs> How many questions do you have to ask to get to the center of a person?
* tehfishman has kicked Nebs from #byah (one if that person is a chanop) |
#300293* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Rosalia> Nanobot: Dom or sub?
<@Nanobot> What's a dom?Comment: #anime
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#300298* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> ping
<shortcircuit> pong
<Moon_Doggy> pong
<shortcircuit> | .
<Moon_Doggy> . |
<shortcircuit> \.
<Moon_Doggy> '\
<shortcircuit> L`
<Moon_Doggy> ĺ
<Moon_Doggy> hmm
<shortcircuit> \`
<Hank_el-Bashir> ...
<Moon_Doggy> -}
<shortcircuit> X .
<shortcircuit> crap. I got shot.
<Moon_Doggy> lol |
#300304* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
drew: omg
drew: finally
drew: i have tried all the stupid combinations of all that stuff
drew: i cannot fully explain to you how many times I have typed the word penis in the last few days >_< |
#300305* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Starsinger> Man... Celine Dion is such a windbag
<Isamu> I'd touch her
<Fax> Celine Dion?
<Isamu> innappropriately
<Fax> you sick fuckComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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#300309* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(carla) what are u playing
(invalid) With your mother.
(carla) my mum is dead
(invalid) Even better.
(invalid) That means the cunt can't scream rape.
(carla) idont like you at all you idiot
(invalid) I don't recall asking you to like me.
(carla) your mama so stuiped she sat in front of a ford for hours just because it said focus
(invalid) carla; Coherency isn't your strong point, eh?
(carla) not my fault i got spelling problems
(invalid) Maybe you should dig your mother up and tell her to teach you all over again. |
#300323* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
carpman: I asked another2 what would happen if a jew got swine flu. He wasn't sure.
marjin: They explode, that's why the keep those showing symptoms away from the busses in Israel. |
#300341* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Kaze> !eightball Did Fax take his medication this morning?
<+Symphony> No, Kaze.
<Quan> roflmao
<+Kaze> well that explains it all |
#300348* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Moon_Doggy> i......
<Moon_Doggy> need...............
<ikorack> a penis
<Rosalia> Pacman?
<ikorack> ?
<Moon_Doggy> ........
<ikorack> i guessed right didnt i?
<Moon_Doggy> to use the bathroom
<ikorack> knew it
<Rosalia> xD |
#300363* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Joel: By the way, is there anything you want me to burn for you?
Momizi Inubashiri: burn?
Joel: I have a ton of DVDs.
Momizi Inubashiri: afk for a sec
Joel: OK.
Momizi Inubashiri: back
Joel: Well?
Joel: Do you want something?
Momizi Inubashiri: let me think
Momizi Inubashiri: =p
Joel: La Blue Girl, maybe?
Momizi Inubashiri: whats that?
Momizi Inubashiri: btw like my avatar?
Momizi Inubashiri: =o
Joel: it's about a ninja clan that has a contract with demons.
Joel: The locket that binds the contract gets stolen, and they have to get it back.
Momizi Inubashiri: ohh
Momizi Inubashiri: nty
Momizi Inubashiri: im not into movies atm
Momizi Inubashiri: =/
Joel: It's an anime.
Momizi Inubashiri: ohh
Joel: Also, it's about NINJAS!
Momizi Inubashiri: yah an anime about ninjas never seen that befor lol
Joel: It's a comedy.
Momizi Inubashiri: ok heres the list
Momizi Inubashiri: if it has any of this i DO NOT WANT lol
Momizi Inubashiri: is there...blood>
Momizi Inubashiri: like alot
Joel: Not at Quentin Tarentino levels, no.
Momizi Inubashiri: umm
Momizi Inubashiri: romance?
Joel: Not really.
Momizi Inubashiri: umm
Momizi Inubashiri: well knowing you...
Momizi Inubashiri: porn?
Joel: DAMMIT.
Momizi Inubashiri: HA
Momizi Inubashiri: i knew it
Momizi Inubashiri: hell no =pComment: This happened to me last night. I'm Joel.
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#300373* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dominikh > its just concentrated stupidity
<dominikh > the people have been that stupid before, but they had no platform to communicate
<xealot > we should disconnect the US and Germany from the internet
>>> sergej!~sergej@dslb-088-077-147-084.pools.arcor-ip.net
<sergej > hallo
<sergej > einer eine idee,wie ich unter 9.10 einen ATI treiber zum laufen kriege? |
#300376* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* | hugs _
<%Warchamp7> That's like
<%Warchamp7> ASCII porn |
#300382* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Foxxeh: trilian is a pos
Lokahs: yea >_>
Foxxeh: looks nice, though
Lokahs: yea, but i like something that works. not just something that looks pretty
Foxxeh: so you like butchy lesbians? |
#300386* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
jo: What does iono mean
FuzzyPlushroom: I dunno |
#300418* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zool1> boobs.
<PlatyPi> tits for oil
<j-live> milk for pleasure
<zool1> wrapped in foil or tight in leather. |
#300450* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<diarrhea> ok can we stop with gross nicknames now?
* diarrhea is now known as Dell2
* Dell2 is now known as MegaFart |
#300456* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mike_Wx> My friend (neighbor to the north) put it this way: "They got divorced because she said he drank too much and he said she was too fat. She went to jenny craig, he tried to stop drinking. Last time I saw them she was still fat and I'm guessing he was still drinking" |
#300463* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- Netsplit clarke.freenode.net <-> irc.freenode.net quits: darrob,
FailPowah, lexton, Sier-, Buglouse, bla, zruty, nikosis, mrnice1,
fow, (+3 more, use /NETSPLIT to show all of them)
< LuciusMare> netsplit?
< LuciusMare> i didnt think that freenode has them
< LuciusMare> i just thought they didnt implement them |
#300489* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[10:56] <[Prodigy> but is she russian mail order like ahsile's?
[10:56] <joshua\> no she's french mail order though
[10:56] <[Prodigy> ahh nice
[10:56] <[Prodigy> so she surrenders alot? ;)
[10:57] <joshua\> haha understatement
[10:57] <dnm> HAHA
[10:57] <dnm> win.Comment: amusing
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#300514* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<silkjaer> youve seen my toilet paper then?
<silkjaer> brbComment: #habari on Freenode
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#300570* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[13:25] <@Hotwire> Holy crap
<%RoboJoe> actuallly I'm good now spaceman, I shall load up
[13:27] <@Hotwire> I finally understand Schrödinger's cat on a level beyond 'Cat is alive and dead at same time until directly observed'
<stuntbear> yeah coolio im in
<@Hotwire> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I PUT OFF VALUING MY DAD'S GUITARS
<@hello_spaceman> hahahahaha Hotwire
<@hello_spaceman> come play mw2 with us
<@Hotwire> Man this is the most productive I've been in years
<@Hotwire> 'Did you get a value?' 'Nah, was learning quantum mechanics'
<%RoboJoe> I like the imagine the 2 minute pause between "holy crap" and the next sentance was Hotwire finding the ascii keycode for that ö
<@Hotwire> Nah
<@Hotwire> it was copy+pasting his name from google correcting it for me |
#300573* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Azazel> Hey people, if someone pastes their IRC password into a room instead of to nickserv, can we agree that they're bound to have someone /ghost them?
<Feriority> Azazel: they were asking for it
<relsqui> Azazel: only if someone in the room is an asshole
<relsqui> personally, I kb people for doing that :)
* Feriority retracts his statement as fast as possible
* relsqui snickers
* Bucket mars
<Azazel> Feriority: That's what I said, and relsqui, that asshole is totally me if I'm active and quick to type enough
<letusgothen> /ghost Azazel RatsamyPathammavong
<relsqui> mmkay, be happy to kb you if it comes up then :P
<Azazel> :p
<Azazel> letusgothen: More like /ghost Azazel notarealpassword
* You have been killed by NickServ ((GHOST command used by relsqui))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
* Now talking on #xkcd
<Azazel> Does this mean relsqui is going to kickban themself?
<relsqui> Azazel: wow nobody was amused by that except you and me |
#300577* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Coyote> My view is that if people don't want to be human beings and prefer to be animals, it should be legal to hunt them
<Cazov> I treat furries the same way I treat everyone else; I don't want to see you, get the hell off my planet |
#300582* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Parse error: syntax error, unexpected $end in /home/qdb/qdb.us/module/printquotes.php on line 494 |
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