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#300583* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<celina> your only adding fuel to the fire
<MiracleBlue> On the contrary, I'm adding fire to your fuel tank. CAR ASPLODES! |
#300589* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[19:43] <+Inside> hey sexies
[19:43] <+Inside> how are y'all?
[19:43] <yoasif> installing perl modules on my laptop
[19:43] <yoasif> it's heating up
[19:43] <yoasif> :/
[19:43] <+Inside> <_<...
[19:49] <+Inside> so
[19:49] <yoasif> so
[19:49] <+Inside> ... that's five whole minutes of silence in here
[19:49] <+Inside> unprecedented.
[19:50] <yoasif> not really |
#300605* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Emil.: According to MSN, I have OVER NINETYNINE unread e-mails. |
#300606* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(22:04:54) (~SeLEct) TaeK i know this is more a coding thing |
#300629* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ash says:
we've had this discussion so many times
Bobby says:
have we? lol
lol at my complete lack of memory
ash says:
meh, it better than sitting here waiting for time to pass
Bobby says:
lmfao
waiting for time to pass... an IT person's greatest challenge
ash says:
thats why we made the internet
and now all these idiots use it, and expect us to help
Bobby says:
hahaha indeed
ash says:
but we do cause we like money, beer and other forms of barter
Bobby says:
ROFL
mmmmmmmmmmm.... other forms of barter...
ash says:
and thus idiots got use of computer
^summary of the current IT world
Bobby says:
lmfao!Comment: summary of the current IT world
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#300643* (?/72) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hannah>I used to have a kitten. It was real cute.
<James Pictou>What's a Kitten?Comment: Real, legit quote
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#300670* (?/46) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(bin) Who wants to torrent me cpanel.
(bin) So I can dissect it.
(sp|c) jake wants to
(bin) And see how it sets nameservres.
(sp|c) he likes prison more than i do
(bin) nameservers* too.
(sp|c) all them niggaz
(bin) o.
(bin) k.
(aterm) rotfl
(aterm) I don't even have cpanel.
(bin) ...
(aterm) I'll find you a torrent. |
#300686* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< k5egg> hrm, I wish I could figure out the intermittant frying eggs interference we get here
< k5egg> I'm about to pull all the breakers on my house
< k5egg> see if it goes away
< Redhatter> Someone with a callsign suffix of "egg" and he complains about frying eggs in his radio. ;-) |
#300687* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Dark Legacy Please have butt sex with me!
ZolaOnAOL Thanks for asking politely. I've never thought about it.
Dark Legacy Why?
ZolaOnAOL I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Dark Legacy I'll go gentle.
ZolaOnAOL Do you think your plan will succeed?
Dark Legacy You tell me.
ZolaOnAOL What do you want me to tell you?
Dark Legacy If you would like me to gently have butt sex with you
ZolaOnAOL I think I do.
Dark Legacy Ok
ZolaOnAOL Good.
Dark Legacy Where will we meet for the butt sex?
ZolaOnAOL Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.
Dark Legacy You mean butt sex homeless people?
ZolaOnAOL Yes D4rkLegacy I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Dark Legacy /cry
ZolaOnAOL What makes you so sad, D4rkLegacy?
Dark Legacy You told me to butt sex homeless people
ZolaOnAOL Did I really say that?
Dark Legacy Yeah, you did.. *sob*
ZolaOnAOL I'm sorry, I meant help those older than you.
Dark Legacy Butt sex old people!? You sick fuck!
ZolaOnAOL I will not respond to that type of language.
Dark Legacy Well, very good because I'm done talking about it anyway.
ZolaOnAOL See you, D4rkLegacy. |
#300693* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Gregory: rocky got brain damage in the 5th one
Gregory: so i dont know how this will work
Dark Legacy: Lol, a retarded boxer
Dark Legacy: "Special" boxing matches
Gregory: yeah i wish
Gregory: he just flails his arms around
Dark Legacy: Lol fuck you, you made me snort Pepsi out of my nose from the mental image |
#300722* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Stranger: What is the meaning of life?
You: 42.
Stranger: 41
Stranger: oops
Stranger: 2
You: *clap*
Stranger: I HAVE THE CLAP?!?!Comment: Omegle
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#300739* (?/46) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
gjb: We should say we are web cubed company
mwd: we're post web
mwd: cos we use POST a lot
gjb: But that means we also GET the web
mwd: we use our HEAD
gjb: Press release!
mwd: at least we know our OPTIONS
teh: we can CONNECT people to teh webs
teh: and PUT out our wordComment: Nerd puns, the lowest form of humour...
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#300770* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AlienDK> But actually, National Socialism should get its own wing
<AlienDK> Cause they hate everybody
<&aNTiCHRiST> hotwing?
<AlienDK> LOL! |
#300812* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pitz> something so long...
<pitz> you just have to put it in your mouth
<pitz> or your ass |
#300817* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You can turn any coder or gamer with esteem issues rock hard at your hairy anus,. You are there savior, you'll talk dirty PHP to em and conquer there virgin romantic anal dreams. |
#300822* (?/44) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xagor> what type of music do italians listen to when they have sex?
<xagor> doo wop |
#300882* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Watuhboy (~IceChat7@cthulhu-zOmBiE-C384170E.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #loadingreadyrun
* ARG-BOT sets mode: +v Watuhboy
* +Watuhboy waves to all the happy people
<+Nevrmore> NONE OF US ARE HAPPY
<+Watuhboy> :(
<+Nevrmore> WE HAVE ALL BEEN HARDENED AND JADED BY YEARS IN THE WAR
<+Nevrmore> YOU WILL BE TOO, SON
<+Watuhboy> :'(
<+Nevrmore> YOUR JUBILANT DEMEANOR WILL BE CAST OFF AS SOON AS YOU TAKE YOUR FIRST LIFE
<+Nevrmore> SOON YOU'RE GOING TO STOP SAYING, "MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK AT IT FROM THE VIETNAMESE PEOPLE'S POINT OF VIEW"
<+Watuhboy> "let's do the village"?
<+Nevrmore> INSTEAD YOU'LL SAY, "LOOK, THERE'S ANOTHER ZIPPERHEAD DOWN THE PASS" AND YOUR GUN WILL SHED THE METAL TEARS THAT YOU FORGOT HOW
<+Kaemon> I don't think you're portraying things quite as well as it could be
<&RonnyGunz> I was happy until I remembered my time in the war
<&RonnyGunz> thanks* Watuhboy (~IceChat7@cthulhu-zOmBiE-C384170E.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #loadingreadyrun
* ARG-BOT sets mode: +v Watuhboy
* +Watuhboy waves to all the happy people
<+Nevrmore> NONE OF US ARE HAPPY
<+Watuhboy> :(
<+Nevrmore> WE HAVE ALL BEEN HARDENED AND JADED BY YEARS IN THE WAR
<+Nevrmore> YOU WILL BE TOO, SON
<+Watuhboy> :'(
<+Nevrmore> YOUR JUBILANT DEMEANOR WILL BE CAST OFF AS SOON AS YOU TAKE YOUR FIRST LIFE
<+Nevrmore> SOON YOU'RE GOING TO STOP SAYING, "MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK AT IT FROM THE VIETNAMESE PEOPLE'S POINT OF VIEW"
<+Watuhboy> "let's do the village"?
<+Nevrmore> INSTEAD YOU'LL SAY, "LOOK, THERE'S ANOTHER ZIPPERHEAD DOWN THE PASS" AND YOUR GUN WILL SHED THE METAL TEARS THAT YOU FORGOT HOW
<+Kaemon> I don't think you're portraying things quite as well as it could be
<&RonnyGunz> I was happy until I remembered my time in the war
<&RonnyGunz> thanksComment: #LoadingReadyRun
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#300888* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(&Snapple) what
(&Snapple) i tweeted #ifsantawasblack and someone asked me to support the aids movement
(&Snapple) racist much
(Kittan) wow
(&Snapple) you know the world is in trouble when internet spam bots are racist
(Kittan) but only white people can be racist!
(&Snapple) well clearly it's a mac |
#300900* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- Hank_el-Bashir was kicked from #anime by Kage_Jittai [Kindergarten is elsewhere!]
-!- Hank_el-Bashir [n=hankr@wikipedia/Hank-el-Bashir] has joined #anime
-!- mode/#Anime [+o Hank_el-Bashir] by ChanServ
-!- Kage_Jittai was kicked from #anime by Hank_el-Bashir [no u]
-!- Kage_Jittai [n=quassel@h120.38.16.98.dynamic.ip.windstream.net] has joined #anime
-!- mode/#Anime [+o Kage_Jittai] by ChanServ
-!- mode/#anime [-oo Hank_el-Bashir Kage_Jittai] by shortcircuit
<@shortcircuit> Go sit in the corner.
<@shortcircuit> 15 minute timeout. |
#300902* (?/58) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* shortcircuit got the terminator off.
< shortcircuit> Uh.
< shortcircuit> RF terminator.
< shortcircuit> Not Ahnuld.
* shortcircuit now has superglue all over his hands. >.> |
#300907* (?/68) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Macer> dollhouse was meh
<Macer> kind of pissed i wasted all that time downloading the entire first season in hd
<Macer> but on the brighter side i made a G1 profile in handbrake to convert videos for my G1 so that's pretty nice to have
<<<<<<Couple of minutes later>>>>>>>>
<Macer> wtf
<Macer> i told handbrake 200MB and it's 200.3
<Macer> fucking shitty apps nowadays
<Macer> it's like people just don't careComment: #anime freenode
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#300912* (?/42) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> "Sorry, but your votes were not counted. This is probably because you accessed the previous page from a different IP address."
<+sweetandy> CoJaBo-Aztec: wtf?
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> You can no longer vote for QDB quotes from wifi hotspots.Comment: So we can't vote anymore from hotspots served from multiple proxies?
Ed. note: This imperfect solution has been in effect for nearly as long as QDB has existed. You were probably caught out during a hash changeover. Apologies.
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#300918* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<uriahheep> if i put a pirate satellite up in space i would get laid so much |
#300973* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sc0rpi0n--^> |zero| check out these tits [url]
* mark105 (pzlgnd@125-238-88-128.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #chataholics
<|zero|> Sc0rpi0n--^, you know how many times I've jerked off to those tits?
<mark105> ?
<Sc0rpi0n--^> well i hope only once but i gave you the link less then 3 min ago
<|zero|> Dude
<|zero|> I've seen that picture before
<|zero|> And every time I see it
<|zero|> It's like an instant orgasm
<Sc0rpi0n--^> lol i thought you would like them
<|zero|> Yeah, after you sent me that link
<|zero|> I had to go change my pants
<mark105> giz link :D
<mark105> lol
<|zero|> [url]
<mark105> i wish i never asked
<SantaChloe``> hahahah markComment: #chataholics Undernet
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#300985* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Moon_Doggy> hi
<@toobparts> sarabug.. hi shinyhappybugs..
<@Moon_Doggy> oooooo shiny
<@Moon_Doggy> why is it quiet in here
<+Little_Death> why is everybody SHOUTING?
<@Moon_Doggy> IM NOT SHOUTING
<@ENKI-][> GOOD IDEA Little_Death LETS ALL SHOUT
<+Little_Death> GOOD IDEA i dont really care one way or the chick from el tanika with the flow, no bleeding edge for me..
<@Moon_Doggy> HI ENKI-][
<@ENKI-][> HI MOON_DOGGY
<@toobparts> you wanna do it discreetly.. Like, pants down isn't discreet..
<@Moon_Doggy> ITS COLD OUTSIDE
<@ENKI-][> toobparts: pants down might be discreet, in some circumstances
<+Little_Death> ALL HAIL discordia!
<@ENKI-][> i <3 you, Little_DeathComment: Little_Death and toobparts are both markov bots.
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