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#308795* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tanami> $0 is dependent on the shell too
<ijz> oh of course it is
<ijz> I'm too used to straight Perl haha
<lundson> vs gay perl?
<lundson> i meant javaComment: Freenode/#irssi
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#308832* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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<Keiran> God damn it.
<Keiran> I'm gonna ban him if he does that one more time
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#308862* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mellence> POWER TOME
<MrGurns> POWER TOME!
<MrGurns> i added an exclamation point to make my statement more powerful.
<Mellence> Mine is so powerful if I add an exclamation point, the world might implode |
#308907* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ommand> [pasted google search result link excluded]
<Ommand> those are all me
<Ommand> except the ones where dudes are sucking cock, what the fuck google
<Ommand> I search "tall white dude" and end up with half the results being faggots
<Frag-ile> your search result is based on previously favoured results you've visited.
<Ommand> uh huh
<Frag-ile> and other data mined from your browsing habits.
<Dems> and faggots
<Tyrvoth> frag-ile's right. google works by associative preferences. so if you visit one site or one type of site more than another, it records your browsing habits and displays content that's more suitable to what you'd normally show interest inComment: #griefplay@griefplay.net
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#308921* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<graphitemaster> we need to rename some things.
<graphitemaster> test -> tst
<graphitemaster> I hate long names :P
<Blub\w> there's something seriously wrong with you :P
<q66> short names are awesome, rust devs got it too
<graphitemaster> some people just do stupid shortening though
<graphitemaster> please see creat() and tempnam()
<Blub\w> like test->tst
<graphitemaster> what the fuck is wrong with "e"
<Blub\w> YES
<Blub\w> what the fuck is wrong with "e" :P
<graphitemaster> oh touche()
<Blub\w> muhahahaha
<graphitemaster> or should I say, touch() |
#308943* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ArchWizard> A power failure in my neighborhood
<ArchWizard> I was editing a video and then everything suddenly went dark
<ArchWizard> Then I thought, "man, I wish I could masturbate to pornography right now."
<ArchWizard> But there was no pornography and no light by which to see pornography, so I had to do without
<ArchWizard> I mean I didn't masturbate, not that I masturbated without porn
<ndy> dude
<ndy> thats one of those inalienable rights you americans like to refer to isnt it |
#308947* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<everyone> so. surface pro. $900 and $1000 for 32/64GB. 5 hour battery life. keyboard cover not included
<everyone> nice knowing you apple but the ipad is dead now
<Twigathy> ....derp
<everyone> oh and 5 hours is the optimistic estimate |
#308971* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scoliosis> How long is it since someone scratched their balls in here?
<BigMarlin> bout 10 seec ago
<BigMarlin> actually now |
#309060* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Aske: New zealand has been rated #1 worldwide in human freedom
Spike: well, better move there
Aske: yet they have restriction on the internet
Spike: lol
Spike: or maybe not move thereComment: No internet = no freedom
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#309096* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Terabytez: go home gyro you're drunk
Gyroburner: so what if i'm drunk
Gyroburner: i'm the drunk mod
Poners: i'll write you up for DUM, sir
Bran: driving under moderation
Poners: i didn't think this one out
Gyroburner: HOW DARE YOU DTRIVE SAFELY |
#309097* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> Maybe the half-life writers will pull some silent hill shit and say that the g-man is actually a manifestation of gordon's carnal desires or fears
<TheBadSpoon> but if gordon desires a slithery-voiced middle aged man in an office suit, he's pretty weird |
#309142* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nxn> wtf
<nxn> some dude just walked in here and said "smells good"
<nxn> this is why I need to start bringing my gun to work
<pritch> haha
<pritch> was he talking about you or the pizza
<nxn> I didn't order a pizza
<pritch> in that case yes bring the gun |
#309225* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< psypete> is the pope's job to make everyone kind of stand around grimacing, hoping he doesn't fall over?
< psypete> also, if the pope is like the vessel for god or whatever, if you get molested by the pope, did God just touch you inappropriately?
<+feach> yes
< psypete> I guess it's alright then.
* echobinary has been fingered by god
< psypete> echobinary: i don't think that was the pope
<+echobinary> he found my _G_ spot
< psypete> i think it was just a guy in a big funny hat
<+echobinary> damnit! Gandalf!!! |
#309236* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kickaha> Now that I'm working, I really want to build up a little low-power box to run this chat session on.
<kickaha> I just don't know what I want to do to that end.
<`WarpKat> how about build up a little low-power box to run this chat session on???
<kickaha> thanks, warpy. I was having trouble connecting the dots.
<`WarpKat> no problem - glad to be of help...i was worried you might get stuck... =:) |
#309312* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phantasm> Son of a giant
<Phantasm> Brother to the gods
<Phantasm> Father to monsters
<Phantasm> and mother... let's not mention that
<Phantasm> Not a bad guy
<Phantasm> Charming to the last
<Phantasm> So why
<Phantasm> Oh tell me why
<Phantasm> Does everything I do just
<Phantasm> Backfires!
<Phantasm> ...
<Phantasm> Everything I do (backfire!)
<Phantasm> Everything I say (backfire!)
<Phantasm> The Easter Bunny! (backfire!)
<Phantasm> Mjolner! (backfire!)
<Phantasm> The Avengers! (backfire!)
<Phantasm> Everything I do just BACKFIRES!
<Phantasm> [pause music]
<Phantasm> [yelled]
<Phantasm> I'M PREGNANT WITH A HORSE!!!
<Phantasm> [final chord]
Phantasm has quit [Quit: You're supposed to say "Luke, I am your father" *before* offering to turn her to the Dark Side!]Comment: The last epic poem
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#309333* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[Ov-]wl> just about to pour some warm olive oil in my ear to try and hack this earache
<SuperJuan> tried ssh?
<[Ov-]wl> hahaha
<[Ov-]wl> yeah insert an rs232 cable in there
<[Ov-]wl> and see if any bauds come out
<SuperJuan> cottonbauds?
* SuperJuan gets his coat |
#309386* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~Drakkar> well
<~Drakkar> i dont know about you
<~Drakkar> but i'm going to be so rich i'm going to wear silk condomsComment: #persona, irc.synirc.org
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#309388* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sauce> That feeling of unfulfilled progress is a Bethesda game |
#309418* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<csregexbot> <Arbition> Welcome to the hivemind Mason_, where our conversation is dick and affects the fabric of the universe
<Arbition> the universe is full of holes
<Muttonhawk> Just waiting to have dicks regexed into them
<Arbition> We must put our dicks in each and every one of them
<Arbition> black hole?
<Arbition> In goes the penis
<Muttonhawk> Once you go black, you never go back... literally |
#309483* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gizmoguy> I'll abuse you in a second
<gizmoguy> wait, that came out wrong
<m0unds> ... |
#309495* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
--> Jenalya (~quassel@quassel.woboq.de) has joined #themanaworld-dev
< Ablu> Jenalya: want the backlogs? :P
< Ablu> (welcome back)
< Jenalya> hi :)
< Jenalya> I intentionally left the channels while being away so I don't get tempted to read through five days of backlog :P
< Ablu> it was quite a lot ;)
< tux9th> wait I'll send you the log :D:D:D
< Jenalya> -.-'
< tux9th> it took o11c 1,5h hours to read through and answer everything ^^
< Jenalya> right, that's something I wanted to avoid ;)
< Jenalya> so, since I weren't here, people also couldn't highlight me
< Jaxad0127> Jenalya: you were still hilighted. You just weren't here to see it.
< enchilado> I highlighted you constantly
< Freeyorp> If she wasn't here, then there was no highlight
< Freeyorp> There was simply a message with her name on it
< enchilado> Freeyorp, being so logical
< Jaxad0127> :-P
< Freeyorp> A tree falling in a forest with no one around to hear it makes a no sound if and only if you define sound around the process of a human interpreting it
< Freeyorp> Fortunately, what triggers a highlight is documented far betterComment: after two major developers took coincidental vacations
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#309497* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Ropeart connects selina to the pervometer
* selina covers her eyes
<Ropeart> ya blew it
<selina> don't tell me what it says
<Ropeart> its a i--speak--your--pervery-- pervometer
<selina> i think i deserve at least a "1" for being in this particular chat room
<selina> demonstrate?
<Ropeart> i have to recalibrate it now
<selina> hrrmz, perhaps you should return your pervery pervometer and get your money back
<Ropeart> they would want to know how i busted it
<TungstenCarbide> "I drilled a hole in the side of my pervometer and fucked it, and now it won't work" |
#309524* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DesertStormRat> I remember the day I got old...
<DesertStormRat> It was the day I asked the question, "What the fuck is a Justin Bieber?" |
#309553* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FNox> some politician just said on venezuelan TV if we want toilet paper or if we want a fatherland
<FNox> I can't wipe my ass with the fatherland |
#309675* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< echs> happy monday morning to me
< echs> I have a dead switch!
< echs> this calls for creative networking, because all I have left then is a 24# 10/100 hub.
-!- echs [~echs@unaffiliated/echs] has quit [Client Quit]
< blueskin> obviously he tried to install the hub and caused a broadcast storm |
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