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#311360* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xeek> It's like a gun, it could be evil, and just becuase it could be - ban them all. Same concept. GOTO CONTROL is the same as GUN CONTROL
<SirCodesAlot> goto don't kill people. people kill people |
#311423* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< nedbat> MasterRex: write your own function.
< MasterRex> nedbat: ! but but batteries included
< nedbat> MasterRex: you had to write all the rest of the program...
< Wooble> the batteries are like the ones you get in toys. You're supposed to replace them when you take python home. |
#311429* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zoid> OMG the world is ending!
<zoid> DrunkenHighFiveG, grab your rifle and MREs!
<zoid> It's happening now!
<DrunkenHighFiveG> rifle is right here
<DrunkenHighFiveG> no mre tho
<DrunkenHighFiveG> ><
<DrunkenHighFiveG> zoid: whats happening now?
<zoid> 4chan is down.
<DrunkenHighFiveG> LOLOLOL |
#311435* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MissMini> Omg autocorrect i locw uou |
#311511* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GiMP> Ya it's alright, I was never close to her
<Talgie> Well still I am sorry about your cunt
<Talgie> AUNT AUNT AUNT FUCKING PHONE IRC AUTO GODDAM CORRECT!
<GiMP> Nah my cunt is just fine, functioning as usual. Actually used it last night
<Kard> TMI!!!!
<Talgie> well thank god for small favors, and apparently Kard is gay |
#311514* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nomikos> To celebrate Rube Goldberg day, I have used a webserver to trigger a script (via another webserver) that moves the mouse to the right a bunch of times and then centers it
<Nomikos> requesting the url from the Windows machine makes the focus switch to the Mac
<Nomikos> on Windows, of course, it's triggered with a keycombo'd AutoHotkeys script
<Nomikos> I have wasted about two hours so that I don't have to move my hands away from the keyboard to wiggle the mouse one screen over
<Nomikos> s/wiggle/move/ |
#311588* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Splunge> grrrrr
<@Splunge> why does the scottie terrier have to destroy everything
<@Splunge> even stuff which should have been safe on my desk
<@Splunge> RIP Flexi octopus
<@Half> Because he's a terriorist.Comment: #tsc
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#311653* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<unbot_> *flips table* time since previous mention of '60hz': 4 weeks, 1 day, 3 hours, 31 minutes and 17 seconds (mentioned by r‌combs)
<marcan> bad bot
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'bad bot': 1 day, 16 hours, 37 minutes and 49 seconds (mentioned by m‌arcan)
* marcan sends an ICBM unbot_'s way
<marcan> whitequark: sigh
<marcan> seriously, why the fuck are *any* of those things tracked?
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'fuck': 11 hours, 6 minutes and 20 seconds (mentioned by H‌ellsenberg)
<marcan> ... come on
<muvlon> try to form a complete sentence without triggering the bot
<muvlon> think of it as a game
<muvlon> I'm up two points it seems
<Hellsenberg> marcan: lol
<marcan> muvlon: that's basically impossible.
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'basically': 8 hours, 39 minutes and 45 seconds (mentioned by T‌D-Linux)
<Hellsenberg> aaand unbot_ is cursed
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'cursed': 9 hours, 51 minutes and 39 seconds (mentioned by H‌ellsenberg)
<marcan> no single train of thought can escape unbot.
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'train': 8 hours, 51 minutes and 58 seconds (mentioned by H‌ellsenberg)
<Hellsenberg> AAAAAAAAA
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'AAAAAAA': 1 day, 15 hours, 45 minutes and 49 seconds (mentioned by H‌ellsenberg)
<marcan> I'm too busy to deal with this shit.
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'bus': 9 hours, 6 minutes and 22 seconds (mentioned by s‌orear)
<marcan> can I just wish death on the thing?
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'death': 9 hours, 39 minutes and 44 seconds (mentioned by r‌combs)
<muvlon> marcan: i just did it three times in a row
<marcan> unbot can bite my shiny metal ass
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'bite': 10 hours, 38 minutes and 58 seconds (mentioned by O‌hGodAPet)
<whitequark> marcan: ok that was extremely hilarious to be honest
<marcan> thanks, I tried. but I also think it exemplifies the problem.
<whitequark> !untrack bus
<unbot_> whitequark: untracked topic 'bus' (thanks for nothing whitequark)
<whitequark> whAT
<muvlon> the bot should track more things that are actually cursed and simultaneously not substrings of common words
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'actually': 7 hours, 7 minutes and 42 seconds (mentioned by T‌D-Linux)
<marcan> LOL.
<marcan> yeah, honestly, the substring false positives are just annoyingComment: ##whitequark on freenode
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#311659* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@stereo_> mmm, organic sugar. so much better than including normal chemical sugar |
#654 (4/398) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Freezed> Just wondering if its possible to download a windows 95/98 source code, or .. |
#747 (4/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die.
<|Dan|> NOT ZESTY |
#920 (4/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ckx> i used to drink
<ckx> now i just inject it straight into my arm
<ckx> i think i'm in the upper epsilion of alcoholism |
#1013 (4/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(iMike) i dont trust that britney spears has areolas that big |
#1049 (4/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(s|urpee) haha yuh me hakz0r the university gibson
(s|urpee) one day
(s|urpee) I was like hakz0ring it and stuff
(s|urpee) and I was like emailing support@cc and shit
(s|urpee) and then he emailed me back and told me to notify the lab guy that the comp next to me needed rebooting |
#1088 (4/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<homerj> damn
<homerj> it's hotter then the devil's dick in a pair of heated speedos here |
#1186 (4/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chick> sparks makes me heppy :)
<chick> I mean HEMPY :p |
#1240 (4/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gb> drugs make music better
<gb> you ignorant fuck |
#1481 (4/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Edge_> and i am like tearing my thumb apart
<[cut]> can you still masturbate edge?
<Edge_> i think i will be ok |
#1703 (4/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rapture> i need to hit someone
<Rapture> a guy from work just came online
<Rapture> can we smurf him |
#2093 (4/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dr_tril> i wanna be bruce lee
<aNuBiS-> i wanna fuck his tight chinese ass
<ChewToy> ok that's a visual i didn't need anubis
<ChewToy> what is it with you and homosexuals this morning?
<dr_tril> or what is it with him and homosexuals every morning |
#2882 (4/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> man, i am rocking to this backstreet boys shit |
#3413 (4/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[DigDug] wow, i was so dehydrated this morning...
[DigDug] i took a piss and it looked like there was an egg yolk coming out of my penis |
#4119 (4/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* TpS has returned, cleaning shit stains off my panties. [gone:3h28m12s]
<BDawkins> party on
<Yourname> my my! you've been cleaning panties for 3 hours!!!
<Yourname> lol
<sycon> heh
<TpS> the stains were really bad |
#4497 (4/206) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rizen> uptime length is the geek dick |
#4575 (4/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Glex25> Space Left On [ C: 5.29/8.87 GB. D: 9.91/19.73 GB. E: 52.14/153.38 GB. Total: 67.34/181.98 GB ] .
<Scofco> dear lord
<phaded> holy good god
<phaded> how do you sleep at night?! |
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