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#307352* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <yukamichi> when I was 19 I never thought I'd be sitting around listening to Simon and Garfunkel when I'm 29
<yukamichi> but, here we are
<Avisch> yukamichi, when I was 12, I never thought I'd be discussing thigh sex with people online when I was 19. |
#307371* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Misery> Sometimes I do it for the former. Sometimes I have to stoop down to the level of #tropers and go troll them .-.
<Misery> not to mention my first stint there was pretty much an experiment on how much I could troll them without getting kicked out. Answer: I left by choice eventually |
#307379* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <+mrdeadlocked> Question: Should the files that made works with
vegacomb to make it work, be suitable to work in ics.
<.<
<+mrdeadlocked> wow
<+mrdeadlocked> was that english
<+mrdeadlocked> Question: should the the that worked to make vegacomb work on the adam be usable in ics?
<yaMatt> not much better :P
<+blazingwolfwork>ROFLMAO
<+blazingwolfwork> i think you've been up to long.
<+mrdeadlocked> I went to sleep!
<+mrdeadlocked> <.<Comment: tablet rom hacking after the ics release in
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#307385* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag < wombat> from what I can tell, if we joined FOSSgames, we'd be the maidenhead
< wombat> well..not the maidenhead..that's a vagina :P
< BigCrunch> whassat
< wombat> but something like that
< o11c> epic fail
< o11c> I think you mean spearhead
< wombat> we'd give birth to the reality of it...instead of it being a bunch of crap games that don't really exist
< wombat> come on, buy my metaphor :P
< o11c> and no, it's something in *front* of the vagina
< o11c> going by the dict on this since I've never seen one
< wombat> never seen a vagina?
< wombat> its a wonderful thing, the vagina, though that's a little off the topic
< o11c> I'm only 20, and I wrote "lawful good" on my character sheet and meant it
< wombat> okay, I can understand, I was a virgin until I was 19...though I did get some 3rd base action as early as 17
< wombat> ;)
* Mrgrey tries not to chime in with "The More You Know", and fails miserably >.>
< Mrgrey> heh
< o11c> this is a somewhat odd discussion for the "private" channel
(snip 30 minutes of on-topic discussion)
< wombat> ah...flagship
< wombat> that's the word
< wombat> not maidenhead :P |
#307390* (?/47) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <malkman> hm, i would like a black ipad2
<nitre> hu? a black guy paid to what |
#307410* (?/51) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <LC-DDM> I'm grateful for not having to celebrate it [thanksgiving].
<@CMK> <LC-DDM> I'm grateful for not having to be grateful.
<@CMK> MFW?
<ITS_3X7R33M> he's not american
<ITS_3X7R33M> and what does mfw have to do with that cmk
<ITS_3X7R33M> mfw means my face when
<@CMK> Oh.
<@CMK> I thought it meant Motherfucking Wut?
<ITS_3X7R33M> no
<ITS_3X7R33M> lmao
<ITS_3X7R33M> it means my face when, and you link to a reaction image
<LC-DDM> derp
* @CMK is thankful that people in this channel won't publicize his fails on Bash or 4chan. |
#307419* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <gloomp> Do you have this, Leaff? It's pretty good.
<Leaff> No and I'm not getting it because you're a jerk
<gloomp> Fiiiiiiiiiiine.
<gloomp> I'll just put it on that list you want for the next free leech.
<Leaff> I'm not going to ask you next freeleech.
<Leaff> Because you /suck/.
<gloomp> Oh, really now because I can tell you that last night it was your mother who was sucking.
<Leaff> Crude.
<Leaff> Typical of someone who /sucks/.
<gloomp> It was obvious, yes. But at least it wasn't fat, like your mother.
<Leaff> That was really bad.
<gloomp> At least it wasn't your mother.
<Leaff> You're right, it was yours.
<gloomp> That may be, but at least /I have friends/.
<Leaff> Like your mother?
<Leaff> I'm so sorry.
<gloomp> No, like your mother. Or, well, I suppose she is a "friend with benefits."
<Leaff> You know what.
<Leaff> You /suck/.
<gloomp> Oh, really now because I can tell you that last night it was your mother who was sucking. |
#307420* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Mango> shoot i put him to sleep on my right shoulder
<Mango> and i need my right hand for the mouse
* Mango uses SWITCH_SHOULDERS_CAREFULLY
<Mango> It's not very effective :(
* Mango uses PATONNABACK
<Mango> It's super effective! |
#307439* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <stuf> hitler was just tsundere for jews
<stuf> his violence was just a tad extreme, instead of just hitting them when he blushes he accidentally crammed them into gas chambers |
#307447* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Echoes> So if any of y'all want to go to Manhattan to wing apples at him... I wouldn't object.
<Echoes> He's the same cabal who created RainbowDash.net, apparently.
<Kurbz> I would totally go. But I don't have any cash after fixing my car ;-;
<@Uma-is-writing> I prefer to wang tomatos, personally.
<[BlacklightShining]> you prefer to…
<@Uma-is-writing> Yes.Comment: #TTG on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307448* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <MikuBot> [URL] AMD surrenders in war against Intel - We should be fighting Qualcomm and Nvidia | TechEye
<slamm> >Fight nVidia
<slamm> >nVidia used fire blast
<slamm> >its super effective
<slamm> AMD is finishedComment: #/g/tv on rizon
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#307454* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag MoistlyTastyTrout: I put hallow crap on my terraria house
MoistlyTastyTrout: I'm now surrounded by rainbows, blue grass, jolly music and unicorns.
MoistlyTastyTrout: ProfitComment: OverTheGun.com
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#307477* (?/53) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag -*- Piotyr pokes blindpeer
-*- blindpeer Licks Piotyr
< Piotyr> :D
-*- Piotyr pets blindpeer
<+blindpeer> :3
-*- blindpeer Humps Piotyr
-*- Piotyr kicks blindpeer
< Piotyr> No
< Piotyr> Bad
< Piotyr> Bad
<+blindpeer> ;_;
< Tristor> Damn, you two, get a room if you're going to yiff online
<+Loggy> Piotyr
< Piotyr> Loggy
<+Loggy> Whats your favorite vegetable?
< Piotyr> Hmmm
<+blindpeer> Pizza!
< Piotyr> There are many
<+Loggy> Good boy blindpeer!
<+Loggy> Good boy!
-*- Loggy pets blindpeer
-*- blindpeer Humps Loggy
< Piotyr> ...
<+Loggy> What? Its a vegetable
-*- Piotyr gets out the nuturing shers
< Tristor> There is a whole lot of furry stuff happening in this channel. You guys are scaring meComment: #bitgamer
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#307488* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag < o11c> I don't want to have to be the bad guy ... but I don't think we can afford to say "goodbye, that's final" and then allow him to just use another name
<snip discussion>
< BigCrunch> oh and o11c? welcome to the world of moderation, where you never want to be the bad guy, but most people consider you such |
#307491* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <andyhhp> end-of-year self appraisals seem to make a large number of people gain violent tendencies
<AJ> That sounds approximately familiar
<andyhhp> its so depressing
<AJ> I got drunk and wrote mine at home |
#307499* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Kazumi> i dont have logs =p
<Kazumi> logging causes problems with the police turn up on your doorstep
<hi117> Kazumi shred -uvz ~/logs/*
<Kazumi> hi117: -bash: shred: command not found
<culex> What kind of cripple system are you running, Kazumi?
<Rolo> Nunnally OS |
#307502* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <snip discussion about debugging a networking problem>
< Mistergrey> I tried reading up, and my brain just said "screw it" and died....
< Mistergrey> lol
< Frost> haha
<&o11c> looks like it's time to upgrade, then
< Frost> ?
< TheKandiman> looks like frosty needs one too
< Frost> I'm saving up for a Gentoo brain.
* Mistergrey upvotes Kandi's statement for karma |
#307506* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag < Frost> Is there a theory of why the file write might get truncated (or corrupted) on what appears to be a normal shutdown?
< Frost> Is it just that the files are so large that maybe the write didn't complete before the process exited?
<~Freeyorp> I guess. It's at least more sane than the files being filled with data from the other servers, seemingly at random.
<&o11c> Frost: the problem is probably that fprintf() failed for some reason, and it doesn't check that before calling lock_fclose
< Frost> oh! Now I understand where that discussion came from. Thanks
<&o11c> I'm not sure *why* fprintf would fail ...
<~Freeyorp> I'm not sure why a save database would be filled with data from what should have been a distinct process either, but it's happened more than once in the past
<&o11c> yeah, that's simply impossible
<&o11c> I hate it wheen that happens
<~Freeyorp> Yet it happened; tmwAthena has some black magic in there somewhere
<&o11c> but I haven't *written* the code that shares file descriptors between processes yet
* o11c blames the kernel
* Mistergrey blames Ali-G, as this seems to be what most devs do as a default :P |
#307510* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag < Alan> here's a fun analogy
< Alan> try to follow along
< Alan> when I was like 5-7 or so
< Alan> got a SNES for xmas
< Alan> and Mario World was all that was right with the world
< Alan> NOW I CAN BEAT THE GAME IN 20 MINUTES.
< Alan> if only there were some kitschy little turn of phrase
< Alan> "practice makes perfect"
< Alan> nah that's gay and completely not at all in the sense of what i am trying to say
< Alan> were i to try and make a point rest assured it would be dripping with sarcasm to ensure you follow the word bridge to the exit at funtown
< Alan> uh oh, losing metaphorical integrity
< lust> trying to listen to you talk is like dropping acid in an extended lession of shakespearean analysis. |
#307549* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <@[> wow that fat guy's dick is huge
<@[> its bigger than his arm, i dont think he's going to be able to rape that girl with his giant zombie dick |
#307629* (?/47) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Tamber> It's my goddamn channel, I'll beat the horse however much I want.
* Sykformer runs over to it
* Sykformer whaps it
<Sykformer> HA i helped
<ultraviolet> ...If this is your channel, why aren't you any kind of high rank?
* ChanServ sets mode +q #geekfurs Tamber
<ultraviolet> ToucheComment: #geekfurs on FurNet
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#307630* (?/47) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <mau5ie> Time to go swing around my Blowjob. |
#307642* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag Stushla: and who gives a shit about their teeth after your 40?
@mauZzz: But that's still another 23 years...
@mauZzz: Stushla, what do I do for another 23 years while people DO care? D:
@mauZzz: I crave your sage dental advice. D:Comment: #Steam - EsperNet
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#307651* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag (benDos) grawity, it is going to work
(benDos) It is going to be slow as shit
(benDos) But it will work
(dcguru) my dog has diarrhea. That shit is fast. |
#307660* (?/51) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <~`BlacklightShining> I am such a troll, lol
<~`BlacklightShining> so I wrote a little shell script and crontab entry…the script kills Adobe Flash every five seconds, the crontab entry launches the script when the computer boots
<~`BlacklightShining> so I called up Apple tech support pretending to not know what to do…“I can't play YouTube videos!”
<%Enms> Haha.
<%Enms> What do they say?
<~`BlacklightShining> so far, we've rebooted the computer several times, “reinstalled” Flash—even though it was never /un/installed…
<%Trixter> lol
<~`BlacklightShining> and now we're at the reinstall-the-OS stage
<~`BlacklightShining> stupid connection; it'll take four hours, so I got a case ID and will call the guy back
<~`BlacklightShining> they had to get a Senior Advisor on the line, too, 'cause nopony understands UNIX anymore XD
<%Enms> o:
<~`BlacklightShining> I know, right?
<%Enms> Hahah XD
<~`BlacklightShining> and so I kept muting the phone so I could crack up XD
<%Enms> But what do you want to get from them ? Just trollage ?
<~`BlacklightShining> this is hilarioius
• ~`BlacklightShining shrugs
<%Enms> Lol
<%Enms> Poor guys
<%Enms> They're probably panicking
<~`BlacklightShining> I'm testing the Apple tech support! lol
<%Enms> Haha
<%Trixter> do they suck!
<%Trixter> ?
<~`BlacklightShining> but I recently had to dual-boot with Snow Leopard, and that wiped out the Recovery HD…so reinstalling Lion was going to happen anyway XD
<~`BlacklightShining> wiped out the Recovey HD due to a bug *
<~`BlacklightShining> Trixter: no, they're actually the best tech support I know
<~`BlacklightShining> but nopony understands UNIX stuff anymore :P
<~`BlacklightShining> I think I scared the guy when I read the sudo warning out to him
<~`BlacklightShining> 'course, I use sudo all the time, so it won't give /me/ the warning…had to stall a sec (“What's Terminal?”) while I switched over to the guest account so I could get the warning and read it to him XDComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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