QDB: Quote #309497
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This quote has been fermenting for 12 years and has been voted on 13 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 49.8% chance of being approved.

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* Ropeart connects selina to the pervometer
* selina covers her eyes
<Ropeart> ya blew it
<selina> don't tell me what it says
<Ropeart> its a i--speak--your--pervery-- pervometer
<selina> i think i deserve at least a "1" for being in this particular chat room
<selina> demonstrate?
<Ropeart> i have to recalibrate it now
<selina> hrrmz, perhaps you should return your pervery pervometer and get your money back
<Ropeart> they would want to know how i busted it
<TungstenCarbide> "I drilled a hole in the side of my pervometer and fucked it, and now it won't work"
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