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<ArchWizard> A power failure in my neighborhood
<ArchWizard> I was editing a video and then everything suddenly went dark
<ArchWizard> Then I thought, "man, I wish I could masturbate to pornography right now."
<ArchWizard> But there was no pornography and no light by which to see pornography, so I had to do without
<ArchWizard> I mean I didn't masturbate, not that I masturbated without porn
<ndy> dude
<ndy> thats one of those inalienable rights you americans like to refer to isnt it |