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This quote has been fermenting for 12 years and has been voted on 19 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 48.2% chance of being approved.

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<Phantasm> Son of a giant
<Phantasm> Brother to the gods
<Phantasm> Father to monsters
<Phantasm> and mother... let's not mention that
<Phantasm> Not a bad guy
<Phantasm> Charming to the last
<Phantasm> So why
<Phantasm> Oh tell me why
<Phantasm> Does everything I do just
<Phantasm> Backfires!
<Phantasm> ...
<Phantasm> Everything I do (backfire!)
<Phantasm> Everything I say (backfire!)
<Phantasm> The Easter Bunny! (backfire!)
<Phantasm> Mjolner! (backfire!)
<Phantasm> The Avengers! (backfire!)
<Phantasm> Everything I do just BACKFIRES!
<Phantasm> [pause music]
<Phantasm> [yelled]
<Phantasm> I'M PREGNANT WITH A HORSE!!!
<Phantasm> [final chord]
Phantasm has quit [Quit: You're supposed to say "Luke, I am your father" *before* offering to turn her to the Dark Side!]Comment: The last epic poem
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