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#4750 (4/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only games, chatting, and lots of masterbation |
#5048 (4/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> i used to be a freelance gynecologist |
#5449 (4/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oogie> I wonder would oral sex would feel like from one of those african women with the big plate in their lower lip
<oogie> you could have a little tray to rest your nuts on on her lower lip |
#5595 (4/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@goose> does any one know a way of checking if some one is online without using msn or any over chat software
<@goose> ?
<+KawaiiUsagi> not unless you know their assigned ip addy
<@goose> nope
<@goose> BT change it every time you log on
<@goose> can you ping the phone number ? |
#5608 (4/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deimos> too bad I didn't beat up quatoria
<deimos> I'm his puppet apparently
<deimos> since he has his hand up my ass all the time
<deimos> plz to be removing that btw |
#5626 (4/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** jonathans changes topic to 'PLZ FWD ALL PACKAGES MARKED "GAY" TO PROPER DEPARTMENTS (IN REAR)' |
#5647 (4/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Plaid> We got the "Share Minutes" plan. Call it family bondage. |
#6124 (4/196) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lsd> argh
<lsd> fucking cunty sql server
<lsd> apparently my Distrubution Agent is 'suspect'
<lsd> what? it's doing covert ops for the CIA? |
#6127 (4/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fryboy> can't hardly wait, party of 5 etc
<ambr> i thought you were taking about serial cable compression there... parity of 5 |
#6248 (4/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get to think "wow, I am really a lot hotter now" |
#6400 (4/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk off enough to build up wrist strength and then get fucked up from using their keyboards |
#6488 (4/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex |
#6655 (4/187) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arfer> sticks and stones may break my bones but life contingencies and statistics are pure shit |
#6679 (4/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<coulson> Check this quote :) "<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her pussy"
<BiOHaZd> She must taste like an ashtray |
#6685 (4/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alex> I have this great method of watching someone through the crook of my arm that I developed when I was in grade school so I could look at pretty girls with my head down on my desk |
#6721 (4/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PUTZINGoff> Does a kid wake up one day and say Mommy/Daddy I want to grow up to be a PROCTOLOGIST!!!!! |
#6871 (4/197) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Abyss: i deeply resent the use of the term 'purity' in any context with 'The Brothers Drunk.' :)
Phil: Oh I dunno. The purity of the alcohol is an important concept...
Dex: Yup, anything filtered through that many kidneys is going to have to be pure. |
#6879 (4/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bad-Co> Next time your having a bad day, think of this... Your a siamese twin, your brother is gay and your not. But you only got one arsehole. |
#6899 (4/215) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NalezWork> aaw fuck
<NalezWork> I just did a rm -rf blah * instead of a rm -rf blah & |
#7070 (4/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joe_> The word "gun" has been replaced with "Poppinfresh Poke" in all of the history books. Didn't they cover that on the news?
<Joe_> Lemme get my book
<Joe_> The M-1A, the standar issue Poppinfresh Poke up until the Korean Thumbwrestle.
<Joe_> Then, at the advent of the Vietman Squardance, the new standard issue Poppinfresh Poke was a modified version of the old, named the M16a, or as the soldiers called it: "Hoo hoo!" |
#7198 (4/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you
<@Web> russian men get upset easily |
#7206 (4/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me
<Xzibit-A> bunch of fucken users
<Bane> that's what i say
<Bane> i'm nothing but two holes and two hands to them
<Bane> *sob*
<Bane> just a cum receptacle |
#7286 (4/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
( Comatose ) play dough is the food of kings
( Chino ) play dough is too salty
( Comatose ) but its not as crunchy as crayons |
#7301 (4/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HA|MI-Edam> I read about this guy, and he was having sex with a girl, and his, you-know-what sorta like, spontaniously combusted
<EvilMonkey> ...
<DrWoody> Started on FIRE?
<MI-Edam> no, exploded
<MI-Edam> They say it was under so much pressure or something
<DrWoody> AHHHHHHHHH
<EvilMonkey> wt im never having sex!
<Suzie> your missing out
<EvilMonkey> missing out on having my mangina explode?
<EvilMonkey> no thanks |
#7312 (4/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aegis> my penis fits in electrical sockets! |
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