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#308378* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< MisterX> I bought a 3DO.
< MisterX> Goldstar variety.
< sney_> gonna play need for speed
< sney_> and
< sney_> need for speed
< MisterX> Yes, I have NEED FOR SPEED
< r4v5> and alone in the dark?
< MisterX> Pfft no
< MisterX> Just NFS and.....
< MisterX> uhhh |
#308394* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&o11c> random related note: I hate phpBB: <snip>
<&Frost> o11c: phpBB confuses me. I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one. ;)
<&o11c> well, you have access to the SQL database
<&o11c> so you can edit things the easy way
<&Frost> o11c, some day you and I should discuss definitions of terms like "easy way" :p
< Mrgrey> did someone say easy? *perks up*
<&o11c> oh, I'm just quoting Freeyorp
<&Frost> LOL
<&o11c> Mrgrey: not easy enough for you
< Mrgrey> oh, nvm.
< Mrgrey> :P
< Mrgrey> ha
<&o11c> and I mean that both ways
<&Frost> I've learned to respect and sometimes outright fear Freeyorp's idea of "easy" tasks |
#308446* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Moose> o em gee
<Moose> idmin ban pls
* Kev sets ban on idmin!*@*
<Kev> Where is your god now |
#308472* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Nanobot> Huh... the Sierra Mist tastes off, too. Maybe I'm getting sick.
<+Hakase> don't get sick ;c
<@Nanobot> Yeah, something's off with my taste buds.
<@Nanobot> I went to the state fair on Friday. I could have easily picked up something there
<@Nanobot> I watched little girls singing and nearly crying on stage
<@Nanobot> Super nervous
<@Nanobot> I wanted to give them a hug. But then I'd be arrested |
#308481* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Geri> how old are you Clyve?
<Clyve> Geri, 30.
<prexus> OLD MAN
<Clyve> I am.
<prexus> I'm ~25
<Geri> omg the jesus year
<Liberty> wow
<Liberty> someone older than me?
<Geri> u prophet?
<Liberty> ^.^
<Geri> :D
Clyve laughs.
<prexus> awesome Clyve
<Clyve> What the hell is a Jesus year?
<Geri> jesus started jesusing at age 30
<Clyve> HAHAHA.
<Clyve> Hahahahaha.
<Clyve> Jesusing.
<prexus> lol
<Clyve> That's funny shit.
<prexus> He jesused the fuck out of that shit |
#308546* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gunning4u> hahaha
<gunning4u> will be worse when we have kids.
<jenn> ew
<gunning4u> you're supposed to humour me
<gunning4u> not dismiss it :(
<jenn> you have to do everything for a baby
<jenn> no way
<gunning4u> gives you an excuse to stay off work for a year!
<jenn> yes this is true
<jenn> and get load of money from the government
<gunning4u> and it gets me two weeks off, too
<gunning4u> so do it
<Militant> just keep having kids until you can't
<jenn> can we pretend to have a baby
<Militant> then have a 'tragic accident'
<gunning4u> lmao
<gunning4u> i wonder if you could realistically do that
<jenn> i'll fake pregnancy
<gunning4u> have a child every year for say 20 years
<gunning4u> and claim the maternity leave
<Militant> only with the most careful planning
<Militant> oh
<Militant> you mean without the homicide portion
<jenn> LOL
<gunning4u> lmao |
#308584* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+fuzzydane> I spotted a free tv once, some dudes roommate had paused gay porn on it during a two week vacation |
#308613* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scolecite> I'm a science fair virgin.
<scolecite> While you're a science fair whore.
<winocm> JOIN THE SCIENCE FAIR BROTHEL |
#308635* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jaz> this chan sucks
<Lonnie> why?
<Jaz> mainly cuz kimmi isnt here
<Jaz> but shes talking to me somewhere else so meh
<Lonnie> Jaz you got a thing going with Kimmi?
<Jaz> Mhm
<Jaz> gf
<Lonnie> is it serious?
<Jaz> Idk it might get serious
<Jaz> we'll see
<Lonnie> so you guys are like together?
<Lonnie> wow
<Jaz> shes awesome
<Lonnie> so how long have you guys been talking?
<Teepul> 5 minutes
<Lonnie> wow
<Lonnie> thats deep |
#308749* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~sith> "gotta wait till i get home to see if i got that email i was expecting"
<~sith> even once you got home, was like 20 minutes
<~sith> let me dialup
<~sith> shit
<~sith> someones one the phone
<TaylorSwift> YES
<~sith> why do i hear people talking into my computer?
<TaylorSwift> my mom while im on the internet "whats wrong with our line...get your dad to call Bell"
<TaylorSwift> "i tried calling all day & it wsa busy"
<TaylorSwift> "don't call here for the next 40 mins, i'm d.l a song"
<~sith> lol yeahComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#308790* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@acetoline> people who work with $100 million supercomputers write most of their stuff in fortran
<*> Quits ->rwg
<@shwS> insane
<@acetoline> lol rwg saw fortran and immediately went 'fuck that'
<*> Joins[#] ->rwg
<@acetoline> fortran
<@shwS> haha |
#308818* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
06:45 <@XiX> holy shit
06:45 <@XiX> wouldnt it be
06:46 <@XiX> a great idea
06:46 <@XiX> to like
06:46 <@XiX> stencil over your 'Caps Lock' key
06:46 <@XiX> so it reads
06:46 <@XiX> 'Bat Man'
06:46 <@XiX> then whenever you wanna go batman mode on someone
06:46 <@XiX> you hit the Bat Man key
06:46 <@XiX> and start yelling at them |
#308824* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< BaKamann> oh nose hakker on the lose
< BaKamann> delicious shipping
< BaKamann> sexy robots
< BaKamann> provide me with images, servents
< BaKamann> fine i'll get it myself :(
< BaKamann> i am so amused right now
<&Jan> bakamann you need to join more channels
< BaKamann> why
<&Jan> you're developing schizophrenia from being alone here
< BaKamann> i like talking to myself
< BaKamann> or am i already schizophrenic and you aren't actually here
<&Jan> maybe I'm schizo and you aren't here
<&Jan> and you're me trying to trick myself into thinking I'm not real and just your imagination
<&Jan> or maybe it's the other way around
<&Jan> what do you think jones
< BaKamann> or maybe we're both made up by jones' imagination
<&Jan> fuck
< BaKamann> oh fuck we are self aware
<&Jan> -----------^^^^^^^^^^^
<&Jan> if we start acting gay will that make jones gay
< BaKamann> no
<&Jan> ok :(
< BaKamann> ok i'll find something to do :(
<&Jan> if I am bakamann and I am jones and jones is bakamann because we are all jones
<&Jan> if I hit bakamann will jones be hitting himself
<&Jan> and will jones know what hit him???
< BaKamann> only one problem with that theory
< BaKamann> who was phone
<&Jan> fuckComment: I don't know anymore
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#308845* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Juliet|Awesome went to town on her feet with pumice stone, feels so good ^_^
< rcfox> Juliet|Awesome: What did you do with the pumice stone once you finished walking to town? |
#308858* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<delrio> is anyone ever going to make windows applications with a gui that doesn't look like total shit?
<DellGuy> delrio, you mean so it doesnt look like windows 8 ?
<Taerom> everything must look like it's made in visual basic 2.0
<Taerom> the windows 8 human interface guidelines (HIG) specifically require ass-ugly GUIsComment: globalgamers #cg
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#308864* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-*- streaky dies
-*- bqscott waits for the funeral invitation
<jonathan> will there be refreshments served?
<itdock> do i get an inheritance?
<bqscott> do I have to bring a gift? |
#308959* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ilf_here eyes this post, in response to someone posting Teenage Crab Girl. "Man, crab tits. I'm starting to run out of things I can honestly say I haven't seen."
<ilf_here> It hits a little close to home.
<Reiv_> ILF: You have yet to see your mother in a porn video on the internet.
<Reiv_> Particularly the one with a cucumber and a parsnip at the same time as your father.
<Kaura> Reiv: You say this as if you've seen such a thing.
<Mahal> Oh, you know these farming families
<Mahal> They have to make their own entertainment
<ilf_here> ...
<Synfony> ...
<Synfony> AHAHAHAHA
<ilf_here> *crick *
<ilf_here> *crack*
<Synfony> oh, Mahal, i love you
<ilf_here> *CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
<wraith> It's a game for the whole family!
<Reiv_> Aaaand Mahal gets the long shot for the 3-pointer! ^.^
* ilf_here 's head cracks open like an egg, and out comes a large man, screaming in terror and naked, who dives into a convenient vat of instant death acid.Comment: #Fleet on Nightstar
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#309020* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neko> Omg hai ^___^ I’m Cat and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ #fCraft <3 and my fav humsn is scoot!!!
<Neko> Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband scoot!! <333333333
<Neko> OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
<Neko> When I walked onto his test server =^____^=I looked up and saw…FRAGMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Kevinsweijen> What the fuck is this
<Neko> <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
<Neko> “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII FRAGMER-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
<Neko> he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^
<Neko> then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!
<Neko> [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!
<Neko> [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SCOOT-SAMA LOVES ME!!!
<Neko> (ò_ó)” then scoot held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all
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#309059* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Luke-Jr> <lukes blog>/mkpasswd-does-not-make-passwords
<K5> Title: mkpasswd does not make passwords! « Dashjr Family Blog
<Moon_Doggy> lol
<Moon_Doggy> Luke-Jr, how did you figure that out Luke-Jr
<Luke-Jr> Moon_Doggy: the blog post says
<Moon_Doggy> lmao
<Luke-Jr> so now I have about 50 "you changed your password" emails -.- |
#309102* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jess> they have had 100% uptime because I have never done any sysadmin
<Jess> and now they are going to get 100% downtime because the server is pwned
<Jess> swings and roundabouts really :P |
#309113* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<basstard> i have had emails looking for many other [real name]s
<basstard> usually to do with setting up wills, church repairs and buying a house
<basstard> i respond sarcastically, normally
<basstard> "buy ALL THE HOUSES" |
#309179* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kbni> jesus christ
<kbni> i've created a monster
<Terminus-> kbni: jesus christ?
<kbni> just did the most amazing turd. thing is insanely huge. I have no idea why, I haven't eaten much today or yesterday. this thing is so large it is not sure if it is sinking or floating.
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<kbni> it's sort of bobbing about, like a brown iceburg waiting to rip open a steamliner
<blueskin> why, thank you for that wonderful information, just what we need on a monday morning
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<newtmewt_work> WTF kbni
<Diesel> kbni, you sir, are a wordsmith
<mugsy__> you should use your powers for good instead of evil
<kbni> this thing is amazing
<[Xaronic]> LOL kbni
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<andrew[andrboot]> depr
<linkery> sounds like there's not a lot of fiber in your diet kbni
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<kbni> i will postulate that it is of a highly dense composition, given the difficulty of evacuation. the object has actually hit the bottom of the toilet yet still protudes from the surface defiantly.
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<kbni> i estimate that it's at least 8" in length and 3" in diamater at the longest and widest parts
<linkery> please tell me you've flushed it
<kbni> i'm not sure I want to
<kbni> i'm not sure I should |
#309216* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lisa_> Tax for online purchase??
<Lisa_> >.<
<Lisa_> What
<solaceinsound> what are you new
<Lisa_> I've never been charged before
<Lisa_> They always just ask if I bought anything online when I go to do taxes
<Drav> lol
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<Lisa_> $2.52
<Lisa_> What a rip -.-
<solaceinsound> poor baby :[
* BlueMaxima gives Lisa_ her pedophile
<BlueMaxima> ...
<BlueMaxima> I...fuck.
<solaceinsound> <___<
<Lisa_> Wut
* BlueMaxima gives Lisa_ her pacifier
<BlueMaxima> fucking Red vs Blue
<Lisa_> O.o
<solaceinsound> o__O
<Lisa_> My... Pedophile...
<[Kevin]_> >__>
<BlueMaxima> <__________< |
#309222* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
11:53:13 < weebl> so far not dropped my cbr600 either
11:53:15 < weebl> *knock on wood*
23:35:08 < weebl> Nevada: remember how i said i hadn't dropped my bike yet
23:35:09 < weebl> ;-(Comment: Same day
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#309288* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~kosmicdebris> oh sry kuitt
<~kosmicdebris>the safe word is antidisestablishmentarianism
<nawcom>isn't that an acronym for something
<nawcom>assholes need to interpret doodoo in sexual establishments somewhere towards a bitchin' lynching if spanish hamster meat entices nigerians to arguably read into aging nigras in southern mexico
<~kosmicdebris> what
<~kosmicdebris> LOL
<~kosmicdebris> nawcom, tthats ............
<nawcom>brilliant. |
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